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Originally posted by: farahrabbi

GUYS......GR8 GOIN.... 👏 I CAN'T STOP LAUFIN 😆 KEEP IT UP.. 👍🏼 U PPL R SUPERB👏

same here😆

From Spidy's web world.... To All KBC fans

Amitabh:Apka terava sawaal pachees lakh ke leye yeh raha apke samne
Contestant Santa Singh is tensed.

Amitabh:Who is the father of Abhisheh Bachchan
On the Computer Screen:
A.Amitabh Bachchan B.Laloo Prasad Yadhav C.Mohd Azharuddin D.General Pervez Musharaf

But Santa still confused
Amitabh:Not sure....Hmmm aap kya karna chahenge?
Santa:I would like to use 50:50

Amitabh:Ok computer,do galat javaabon ko mita dijiye ayr screen par chhodiye ek sahi aur ek galat jawab.

Computer after deleting two names leaves two option:-
B:Laloo Prasad Yadav C: Mohd Azharruddin

Amitabh is confused and tensed.... thinks how come the computer made such a silly mistake but as is said in Bollywood the show must go on.

Now Santa is confused
Santa:I would like to use the last life line "phone a friend....
Amitabh:Aap kisko phone karna chahoonga..."
Santa:Main Jaya Bachchan ji ko phone karna Chahoonga
Amitabh Faints!!!!!!!
And the call is now connected to Jaya Bachchan.....

Santa asks the question to Jaya
Santa:Jayaji Who is the father of Abhishek Bachchan?
Jaya Bachchan: Give me the options!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now smile 😆

Originally posted by: farahrabbi

NO REPLY...

hey Farah why u were so upset ??? look a lot of IF members response in this(ur) topic !!BTW, though this is our 1st meet bt m a old member.well carry on!!!!!!!!!!!!! 👏 👏 👏

More from Spidy's web world...

Ladies - the ideal Xmas gift!

A woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh just below her bikini line.

She also wants him to put "Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey. So the guy does it and it comes out looking really good.

The woman then instructs him to put a Santa tattoo with "Merry Christmas" up on her left thigh. So the guy does it and it comes out looking good, too.

As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist asks, "If you don't mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?"

She says "I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that there's nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas!" 😆

great shomoan.........no dear when i post this new posttht tym....55 person views but w/o reply.....soooo i was sooo upset n got up from online but next mornin i c woow sooo many replies n jokes add 2.....hmmmm gr8 ppl r here....n thanks 4 da reply.... 😃 😃 😃

gr8 topic farah i cnt stp laughing 😆 😆

who was Jesus?

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone brother.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God

and then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with His hands.
2. He had wine with His meals.
3. He used olive oil.

also there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

1. He never cut His hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian

1. He was at peace with nature.
2. He ate a lot of fish.
3. He talked about the Great Spirit.

And then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman: (he had to be 😆 )

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was work to do.

More from Spidy's web world.. for all Golf Fans 😊

A couple were on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband,

"I have a Confession to make, I'm not a virgin."

The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."

The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy."

"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"

"Tiger Woods."

"Tiger Woods the golfer?"

"Yeah."

"Well he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him."

The husband and wife then make passionate love. When they get done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.

"What are you doing?" asks the wife.

The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get some food."

"Tiger wouldn't do that!" She claims.

"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"

"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."

The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love with his wife a second time. When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone.

"What are you doing?" She asks.

The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to call room service to get some food.

"Tiger wouldn't do that." Again she claims.

"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"

"He'd come back to bed and do it a third time."

The guy slams down the phone and goes back to bed and makes love to his wife a third time. When they finish he's tired and beat.

He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.

The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"

"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods to find out what's par for this damn hole!"