JoKeSsSSSsSSS...

HelloooooooooooOOOOOOO.....SaalaMMMMMMM......NaamastAAAAAA.. ....

GUY I M QUITE NEW HERE IN this SECTION....ONLY VISIT 3 DAYS.....N LIKE U PPL....😉U PPL R ROCK....i msharin sums JOKES WID U GUYS HOPE U LIKE THIS.....N RESPONSE ME....MY POST....😳

ok.....🤢ok....🤢don't kill me...im m startin my writin.....oooooh...jokes...

here i m writin sum jokes hope u guys like it n response me.......

***startin wid 2 LOVER,THIS 2 R LOVER N THEY R MEETIN IN A PARK N TALKIN WID EACHOTHER...GIRL STARTS....

GIRL:WILL U LOV ME EVEN AFTER MARRIAGE????????😳

BOY:THIS DEPENDS ON UR HUSBAND,IF HE ALLOWS ME THEN OF COURSE I WILL!!!!!!!!!!😆🤢

***TALKIN BTW HUBBY N WIFE........

WIFE :HOW MANY WOMAN HAV U SLEPT WID APART FROM ME??????

HUBBY :ONLY WID U MY DEAR,😛.....WID OTHERS I WERE AWAKE....

***QAZI SEND MSG 2 RUPOOOOOOOO SOOOO RUPOOOOO IS READIN SOOO CAREFULLY......BY SHOWIN STYLE COZ SHE SHOWIN HER NEW MOBILE...😕J/K

MESSAGE IS..

A MEETIN IS 2 B HELD IN JUNGLE,

THE ATTENDERS R

TIGER,BEAR,SNAKE,ELEPANT,FOX,MONKEY

BUT IT HASN'T STARTED YET BECOZ

THE DONKEY SO BUSY

IN READIN THIS MESSAGE......😆😆😆

*** MURDERER ...MURDERIN IN STYLE........

TAJ MAHEL KYA CHEEZ THI

USSE BHI BARIYA IMARAT BANAUNGA

ARREEEE.....

MUMTAZ TO MARKE DAFAN HUITHI

TUJHE TO MAI

ZINDA DAFNA DUNGA......

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THREE MONKEYS ESCAPED

FROM THE ZOOOO......

1 IS DACIN

IN DA STREETS

1 IS SINGIN

AT DA GATES

AND ANOTHER IS

READIN MESSAGE......

GUYS THIS MESSAGE 4 U.................😉2 MY ALL SPECIAL FRIENDZZZZZ OF I-F........U ALL R SOOOO SPECIALS 4 ME N I MEANT IT......DON'T MIND HUH!!!!!AT MY MESSAGE.....N DON'T KILL ME......PLZZZ....DO A COMMANTS......HOPE I CAN MAKE U PPL LAUFS....COZ I M SOOOOOO NERVOUS 2 POST NEW POST OVER HERE....COZ AGAR REPLIES NA DIYA TOOO....😳😉BUT THIS TYM I TAKE A RISK......😆😆😆😆COZ I M NEW HERE......😃

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😆 Nice jokes dear, thx for sharing 😛

thanx for sharin farah...n welcome to da fg forum
😛 😛

n im saher

lol
ur jokes r really funny 😆 😆 😆
u should post some more up.
n welcome even though im also kinda new 😆

Farah.....welcome aboard....gr8 way to start anything....spreading cheer.....

ChinniAngel.....enjoyed your jokes..

hey farah and chinni nice jokes 😆

Spidy says good ones Chinni 😛 wait this Spidy strikes with his😉

Spidy found this in his web archives... 😊

># Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay: Don't whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your grandmother!


># Seen on a bulletin board: Success is relative. More the success, more the relatives.


># Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay: we need your heads to run our business.


># A traffic slogan: Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough - or else they never will be.....


># THE BEST ONE :Its God's responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations such as Jaish, Lashkar etc. It's our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god." - Indian Armed Forces