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It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because
the yearONLY
has 365' days. Boring Lecture

Typical academic year for a student:

1. TV Sundays-52, Sundays in a year, you know Sundays
are for rest. Days left 313.

2. Melting Summer holidays-50 where weather is very
hot and difficult to study.Days left 263.

3. Sleepy 8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE. Days
left 141.

4. Swinging 2 1 hour for daily playing- (good for
health) means 15 days. Days left 126.

5. Munchy 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies
(chewing
properly & swallowing)-means 30days. Days left 96.

6. Gossip 1 hour for talking (man is a social
animal)-means
15 days. days left 81.

7. Cheater Exam days- per year at least 35 days. Days
left 46.

8.Presents Quarterly, Half yearly and festival
(holidays)-40 days.Balance 6 days.

9. Sneezy For sickness- at least 3 days. Remaining
days=3.

10.Movie Theater Movies and functions - at least 2
days. 1 day left.

11. That 1 day is your birthday. Make A Wish
How can you study on that day??????!!!!!!!!!!
Balance = 0
"How can a student pass ??"


😆 😆

A young mother paying a visit to a doctor friend and his wife made no attempt to restrain her five-year-old son, who was ransacking an adjoining room. But finally, an extra loud clatter of bottles did prompt her to say, "I hope, doctor, you don't mind Johnny being in there."

"No," said the doctor calmly, "He'll be quiet when he gets to the poisons."

"No offence to Qazi's fans and Critics"
One day Qazi (New in his job) calls into work and says, "Boss I can not come to work today, I am really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I am not coming to work."
The boss says, "You know Qazi, I really need you today When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Qazi calls again. "Boss, I did what you told me and I feel
Great, I will be at work soon.... by the way you got a nice house."

Originally posted by: mrs.jaffery

NICE JOKES @FARAH

Thanks, here is one more

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service…. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever. At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral. I'm a gynecologist." That's when the proctologist fainted.

Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I bet you don't know what day this is."

"Of course I do," he indignantly answered, going out the door to the office.

At 10 AM, the doorbell rang and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a box containing a dozen long stemmed red roses. At 1 PM, a foil wrapped, two pound box of her favorite chocolates arrived. Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress.

The woman couldn't wait for her husband to come home.

"First the flowers, then the chocolates and then the dress!" she exclaimed. "I've never had a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my life!"