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Originally posted by: mad_cap

taab tou, i am always drunk. all three are applicable.

😆😆, u r too much sam. what is ur fav. drink

Originally posted by: mad_cap

taab tou, i am always drunk. all three are applicable.

😆 😆 Eternal Bliss is what they'd call it in your case I think

"Mankind's Ten Stages of Drunkenness"

0) Sober
1) Witty and Charming
2) Rich and Powerful
3) Benevolent
4) Clairvoyant
5) F*** Dinner
6) Patriotic
*7) Crank Up the Enola Gay
8) Witty and Charming, Part II
9) Invisible
10) Bulletproof

* For the non-trivia buffs, the Enola Gay was the name of the B-25 plane used to drop the "A-bombs" on the Japanese at the end of World War II.

Originally posted by: dolly

😆😆, u r too much sam. what is ur fav. drink

Scotch, on the rocks with ice only. No water, no soda.

A drunk stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar (also drunk) and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply.

The first man then asks: "Where are you from?"

"I'm from Ireland," replies the second man.

The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland."

"Of course," replies the second man.

I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?"

"Dublin," comes the reply.

"I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin."

"Of course," replies the second man.

Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?"

"Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '82."

"This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '82, too!"

About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender.

"Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

Originally posted by: Jatayu

A drunk stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar (also drunk) and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply.

The first man then asks: "Where are you from?"

"I'm from Ireland," replies the second man.

The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland."

"Of course," replies the second man.

I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?"

"Dublin," comes the reply.

"I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin."

"Of course," replies the second man.

Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?"

"Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '82."

"This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '82, too!"

About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender.

"Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

😆

Originally posted by: mad_cap

Scotch, on the rocks with ice only. No water, no soda.

Hmmm, have u ever gotten drunk though😕I mean I even don't know who it would feel😆

I only get giggly and get skin breakouts the next morning thats all.😆

Originally posted by: dolly

Hmmm, have u ever gotten drunk though😕I mean I even don't know who it would feel😆

I only get giggly and get skin breakouts the next morning thats all.😆

Several times.

"Is anyone in a hurry to die?" asks a patron loudly.

"NOOOOOO," choruses back the answer.

"Well then all you gotta do is drink fellas," says teh patron. "Alcohol is a poison that kills for sure, but kills slowly."

Originally posted by: Jatayu

"Is anyone in a hurry to die?" asks a patron loudly.

"NOOOOOO," choruses back the answer.

"Well then all you gotta do is drink fellas," says teh patron. "Alcohol is a poison that kills for sure, but kills slowly."

😆😆so i should start drinking then