IF-FG Member of an Hour:next question? - Page 433

Originally posted by: Jatayu

Seema didi, am in office. Hence the occassional vanishing act

ok bro, iam very touchy u know that😊. so said that

Originally posted by: dolly

ok bro, iam very touchy u know that😊. so said that

Ok. Something for you then:

Placard outside a bar highilighting the downside of drinking says:

1. Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with a breath that could knock a buzzard off a wreaking dead animal that is one hundred yards away.

2. Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you really think of him.

3. Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Psycho Bob.

But Jats, yhat placard will not be outsisde our party bar.

Originally posted by: mad_cap

But Jats, yhat placard will not be outsisde our party bar.

Rumour has it that the number of pubbers doubled after that placard was put up

Originally posted by: Jatayu

Rumour has it that the number of pubbers doubled after that placard was put up

hmmm...we need more such placards.

Originally posted by: Jatayu

Ok. Something for you then:

Placard outside a bar highilighting the downside of drinking says:

1. Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with a breath that could knock a buzzard off a wreaking dead animal that is one hundred yards away.

2. Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you really think of him.

3. Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Psycho Bob.

😆😆😆, good one

another one



The Five Stages Of Drunkeness

Stage 1 - CLEVER

This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known universe. At this stage you are always right. And, of course, the person you are talking to is very wrong.

Stage 2 - ATTRACTIVE

This is when you realize that you are the most ATTRACTIVE person in the entire bar and that everyone fancies you.
Stage 3 - RICH

This is when you suddenly become the RICHEST person in the room. . You can also make bets at this stage because of course you are still CLEVER so, naturally, you will always win. Anyway, it doesn't matter how much you bet because you are RICH.

Stage 4 - INVINCIBLE

You are now ready to pick fights with anyone and everyone, especially those with whom you have been betting or arguing. This is because you are now INVINCIBLE. You have no fear of losing this battle, because as well as being INVINCIBLE you are CLEVER, you're RICH and you're more ATTRACTIVE than them anyway.

Stage 5 - INVISIBLE

This is the final stage of drunkenness. At this point you can do anything, because you are now INVISIBLE. You can dance on a table to impress the people who you fancy because the rest of the people in the room cannot see you. You are also INVISIBLE to the people who want to fight you. You can walk through the street singing at the top of your lungs because no one can see or hear you and because you're still CLEVER you know all the words.

U're drunk if:

1. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth.

2. You can focus better with one eye closed.

3. The whole bar greets you when you come in.

Originally posted by: Jatayu

U're drunk if:

1. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth.

2. You can focus better with one eye closed.

3. The whole bar greets you when you come in.

taab tou, i am always drunk. all three are applicable.

Originally posted by: dolly

another one
The Five Stages Of Drunkeness
Stage 1 - CLEVER
Stage 2 - ATTRACTIVE
Stage 3 - RICH
Stage 4 - INVINCIBLE
Stage 5 - INVISIBLE

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