To all the girls who love lions and fairies and especially, for a girl who loves a lion too much and asked me for a post last night.😃
Once upon a time, before the great floods ravaged Chennai, there was a Channeldumb headed by a double-faced emperor Chee. With one face emperor Chee professed good values to his couch-potato subjects, with another face he propagated the values his Masters from the polygamy and mindless violence groups commanded him to convey to his couch-potatoes.
Emperor Chee, insidiously institutionalised the values of his Masters and he authorised a "Best Souten" award to please them, something no other channeldumb had done till then. It was rumoured that he had promised his Masters to install another award for the "Other man', soon, before RahulBaba battled for the land that housed the Lotus Temple.
He also wanted to lure the aunties and the youngones from the grip of MoreStars and Rangeeela channeldumbs, who were prospering more than him.
Driven by greed and jealousy, Emperor Chee called upon Godmother Blueeyes and her company to create something different that other channeldumbs in the big tellydumb didn't have.
Armed with a brief, that said, the new creation should look different but had to be like the old creation, created by the Czarina of crap, which was a money spinner for the Emperor. Godmother Blueeyes, poached an amiable lion looking for food outside theatordom. She also snatched a brandy eyed beautiful fairy from the land of wedded bliss and a lioness from Bollywood hiatus.
She and her helpers created a lavish palace and a Kingdom for the young lion and called it Ameerkot.The Lion was happy. Godmother made him a just King with intelligence and good manners. She also made the Lioness force the Lion to marry the Brandyeyed Fairy. The fairy was in love with the lion for unknown reasons, but the Lion was mourning his lost love, a Scarecrow.
As time went by, the Lion started falling in love with fairy, due to the machinations of his Wolf Chacha and his vampire wife and his mother.
Then, his stepGrandma, the rattled raccoon brought back his old love, the Scarecrow. The stepGrandma was once an awe inspiring, powerful woman, then the curse of the Cvs fell on her and she was transformed to an awful raccoon. She was hated by many of the couchpoatoes for her OTT tendencies, which was the fault of the curse, for otherwise she was an awesome woman earlier.
The curse of Cvs slowly started affecting the Lion too, but he was still the amiable, just Lion. Sensing something amiss, the Lioness and the fairy teamed up and revealed the true face of the Scarecrow. The Fairy then faked her death to oust the Raccoon.
By then, the curse of Cvs started to infect the fairy too. From an impulsive, non-judgemental childlike woman with courage and business acumen, she started becoming like the Wohus of MoreStars. She became preachy, interfering and omnipotent.
It was rumoured the curse of the Cvs got activated when Godmother Blueeyes, started working with her long time friend Mr.So-So. Mr.So-So, Godmother and Emperor Chee,had known each other for a long time, long before the first black man started living in a white house in a far off land.
Mr.So-So, had sparks of brilliance, he also suffered from serious deficiency of imagination and recyc***us. He also had the habit of showing MF to the couchpotatoes, which they didn't like. Mr.So-So started feeding the lion from his signature RK dish. RK dish was a "bheja fry", that some fangirls liked ,others did not.
Mr.So-So also liked his drinks and as he was feeding the lion when he was drinking his Tequila shots, he forgot to add the main ingredient of the dish, which was "brains", a lot of it, because RK dish was a bheja fry.
Fed on the brainless dish, the Lion started acting weird and the fangirls among the couchpotatoes started getting alarmed. Some of the couchpotatoes didn't mind the Lion acting weird and called the fangirls, alarmists.
The fangirls were horrified when the brainless dish became the staple food of the Lion and the Lion started exhibiting symptoms of being an MCP and barely functioning alcoholic. In fact, he started resembling a beautiful Bakra.
They sent messages to Emperor Chee and the Godmother, thru' the little bird in the birdland and other means.
Would the Emperor and the Godmother and Mr.So-So listen to them and change the food of the Lion and liberate the fairy from the curse of the CVs?
What do you think?
P.S
People who want to attack Ranaji or the actor playing Ranaji, please make your own posts and have a ball. Goes for other characters and actors too, since I saw attack on RNJ/SK coming fast, made it explicit.
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