Part 30:
The foursome were getting ready for a fine dining experience. They were having dinner out at one of the finest restaurants in Mumbai. Kamla had adorned a gold colored net sari with a spaghetti strap top and low neckline that did very little to hide her massive tatas. Pakhi had worn a Pakistani trouser suit that was light pink sheer georgette with high collar and extremely low cut neckline and her belly chain shiwn through the sheer material of the suit . Ramu and sahil dressed in dress shirts with dress pants.
As they got to the restaurant that was also a party hall with party hall on one side and restaurant on the other and they entered inside Kamla and Pakhi got a glimpse at the party going on in the banquet hall. It was the 75th birthday of an old man. Kamla and Pakhi saw all the different food consisting of ethnic and international dishes. Both their mouthes started drooling looking at the chocolate fountain adorned with different fruits and the table of deserts right beside it. Right away Kamla and Pakhi looked at eachother and nodded. Pakhi grabbed Ramu and Kamla grabbed sahil and before the two could figure out what was going on they were dragged into the party with Kamla and Pakhi picking up a bouquet of flowers each and pretending they were invited guests. They both went to the old man and said " Happy Birthday sir". The old man looked at them and said " thank you miss..."
Kamla chimed in " mrs. Kamla sahil kapoor"
Pakhi followed suit saying " mrs. Pakhi ramu chaiwala "
The old man grabbed both their hands and showered them with kisses one by one and said " I am Daulat Ram Ready and I will love you slowly steady steady !!!" With that before Kamla and Pakhi could figure out what was going on he reached over and pinched their bums"
Kamla and Pakhi gasped. Just then they heard a "YOU". And Kamla and Pakhi turned around to see the Fat Lady looking at them with hands on her hips. She marched over to them and said " mamaji they are crashing ur birthday party". But Daulat Ram Reddy just looked at The Fat Lady and said " let them stay go to Bruno and play. Meanwhile I got a tiny crab apple that needs my attention and a giant Indian truffle that needs to be devoured by my pouting petals that I like to call lips. But before I devour that mountainous indian truffle let me take out my dentures and feel that jiggly jelly inside that truffle." Saying that he looked at Kamlas tatas and licked his lips and moved his hands towards kamlas and Pakhis chest. Right away Kamla and Pakhi stepped away and stepped behind sahil and Ramu.
Daulat Ram Reddy looked at them and said " I look old par Abhi bhi main jawan hoon ... My goods are old but they still operate like gold . I can guarantee this old man is more man than these two ek lo aur ek free that have come with you. Mark my words I am Daulat Ram Reddy I will have those jiggly tatas and crab apples u call boobies slowly slowly steady steady. " with that he grabbed his cane and stabbed sahil's tummy making it jiggle and whacked his bum making him jump aside and then he did a baseball stance and batted a homerin on Ramus bum causing him to Yelp and jump behind Pakhi. Then Daulat Ram moved closer to Kamla and Pakhi and before they knew it had one wrinkly hand covering pakhis Apple sized titty and one hand on Kamlas massive tatas and he squeezed causing both Pakhi and Kamla to jump. They both quickly stepped aside and starting walking away . Daulat starting laughing and said " you take that big toasty bun and run but you can't hide Daulat Ram reddy will catch you and make stew. Hoon tho main 80 years ka par youngsters ki tara karo main tumhare saath naach nachiya or Tere tatas ko bajao ga ta ta thayia ". With that he gave a wink and jumped in the air clicking his heels together.
Kamla and Pakhi had gone to the other side of the room. The foursome were standing eating by the good table. Kamla and pakh had loaded their plates with hors d'oeurves and fruits and desserts. Kamla had just dipped a strawberry in chocolate and was licking her chops and said " hai this strawberry is juicy and red like my cheeks" and she brought the strawberry up to her mouth but SPLAT the strawberry covered with the hot chocolate from The fountain went smack straight on her nose.
" so u wanted to crash my mamaj's birthday". Said the fat lady and before Kamla could retaliate the fat lady grabbed a glass and poured some hot chocolate from the fountain into it. Then before Kamla had a chance to think she pulled her sari blouse and poured the chocolate inyo her massive melons. And Kamla started squirming from the hot chocolate her melons jiggling this way and that creating quite a site.
Fat Lady " now u don't need to dip more fruit in the chocolate your melons are smothered in it go and eat those you will enjoy it like takla God knows... Oh it's missing some flavour" saying that she grabbed sahil, turned sahil around grabbed his thong that was peeping out and pulled and pulled until it ripped out causing sahil to squeal like a pig. She then grabbed te thong and stuffed into Kamlas blouse into her chocolate covered melons.
Fat Lady ". Here is ur topping nut flavoured underwear... Ummm hmmm main tho hoon hi chui mui " and she snapped ger fingers and swivelled her hips .
Fat Lady then took a look at Pakhi who was busy eyeing bruno and giving air kisses to him. The Fat Lady Grabbed a plate of melon balls and before Pakhi knew what was going on the Fat Lady had pulled up Pakhis shirt and piled her pants towards herself and stuffed the melon balls down her pants.
TheFat Lady " I thought u could use some real balls since the ones u have (looking at Ramu) aren't sayisfying ur huger. Now u can stop looking at other people's balls". Saying that The Fat lady grabbed some creamy ranch dressing and poured that pakhis pants to " there now u have the creamy white dressing to go along with those balls "
The Fat Lady snapped her fingers and swivelled her hips and said " ummm hmmm main tho hoon hi chui mui" she grabbed Bruno's hand and started to walk off ut liking at sahil she said " I m sorry I can't help you in anyway you already have too big of a rump roast only thing you can do is eat more and hope those walnuts grow to be coconuts ". And then she looked at Ramu and said " you can't be helped either there is no way to turn that dried prune into a plum for u to stuff your carrot into". Shaking her head she left with Bruno .
The foursome stared after her. Just as try were getting over the impact of The Fat Lady they heard a announcement that it was time to dance. As soon as the announcement was made Kamla and Pakhi felt themselves being dragged to the dance floor by Daulat Ram Reddy. He put one bony arm around Kamla and one around Pakhi. And then he started singing " oh Kamla aur Pakhi tumhe maloom nahin tu hain karwa hi karwa aur main jawan kaun hai budha main hoon jawan main hoon jawan". He then pushed them forward and grabbed their bums ad started doing the twist singing " aaj kal tere iss bum ke charchay har bazaar mein mere Buday hayon mein bik te hain ye hazar mein " he then let their bums go and grabbed his cane and started whacking their bums with his cane singing " bum Maro bum Mir jayein sare gum ek tho mar ke loon ga dum". Then he stopped whacking the cane and put it aside and grabbed Kamla by her tatas and started squeezing and dancing singing " Kamla ye tata hai bade mast mast jee karta hai in se khel oon har waqt waqt tu hath laga mere nuts hain bade saqt saqt tujhe Lagay ge bade mast mast" and as he was singing he was doing pelvic thrusts . Kamla just pushed him and started to run . As soo as Kamla started to run Pakhi started to follow suit but Daulat Ram Reddy grabbed her with his wrinkley hand and started twisting her around doing the pelvic thrust into her behind singing " tumb tumb Maro tumb tumb Maro tere iss bum Ka saaz tumb tumb Maro tumb tumb Maro kholoon tere bum ke raaz". Pakhi pried herself loose and followed Kamla. Daulat Ram Reddy laughed and said " You came to crash my birthday why are you running stay stay . Abh tho main jawan hoon. I am Daulat Ram Reddy I will love you slowly slowly steady steady." With that he jumped onthe air and clicked his heels together.
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Edited by sunyy - 9 years ago
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