Part 27:
The foursome we're going on a cruise. On the cruise boat Samla and Rakhi settled into their rooms. Kamla was all excited she put on a white bikini top with Jean hot pants. Pakhi was wearing an orange sarong over her bikini. They all decided to go exploring the boat. As Kamla and Pakhi were exploring a 5 year old girl looked at Kamla Nd said to her mother " mommy how did that granny get two watermelons in her bathing suit top. Look they bounce to. I have never seen bouncing watermelons before." The girls mother quickly put her hand over the girls eyes and said " honey they aren't watermelons actually that granny went in the jelly fish infested water and two giant jelly fish got permanently and there for that's why its jiggly and wiggly". With that she walked off with the girl to their room.
Kamla and Pakhi were walking on the middle deck by the swimming pool when a little boy eating a banana saw them coming so he finished his nanan and threw the Peel infront of Kamlas feet. Kamla nit paying attention stepped on the peel with her stilettos and she went sliding down. In order to steady herself she grabbed onto pakhis arm and both of them fell a heap of arms and legs with Pakhi on the bottom and Kamla on top. When Kamla and Pakhi fell Kamlas heel went flying off her foot and hit the bald head of a fat little bald man and bounced off landing in the lounge chair behind him with the pointy side up. The fAt little bald man not knowing what hit him on his bald head felt a little off balance and landed on the lounge chair with the heel going straight into his bum crack causing him to ket out a big "YEOW... My crack is open mycrack is open". Just the a tall skinny man Came to help him. But with all the squirming the fat little bald man was doing he was unable to get a hold of the dangling stiletto shoe from the mans butt to yank it out of his crack.
Kamla seeing her stiletto hanging from the fat little bald mans bum went to retreive it.
Once Kamla reached the Fat little bald man she steadied him by grabbing onto his shoulders from behind and then grabbed her stiletto and yanked it out of his crack causing him to let out a huge "ahhh...,.my crack is loosened my Crack is loosened. Who flung that heel at my butt ?"
Kamla " it was my heel I fell and it went flying off my foot But it was ur butt that got in the way of its landing"
Just then Pakhi came there to. The skinny tall man looked at the fat little bald man and said " are u ok sir"
Fat little bald man " my crack just got invaded and went from tight to loose ... Do I look ok to you"
Tall skinny man " sir should I massage ur crack or put ointment on "
Fat little bald man " are you nuts!!!!!!!"
Just the Fat little bald man took one look at Kamla and Pakhi with their messy fly away hair and loud make up sand said " perfect!!!! Jerry we found the actresses we were looking for the lead part in our film"
Just then Kamla and Pakhi with surprised looks looked at the little fat bald man and recognized him as Muttu swami the big shot film producer.
Kamla " sir u want to use us as leads in ur film?"
Muttu Swami " yes here's my card andet me in the lounge at the top floor deck at 5 pm where we will do test shots sand then commence shooting as of tommorrow.
Kamla and Pakhi in unison " ok sir"
With that muttu swami said "Jerry let's go"
As soon as they were gone Kamla and PKhi high fives each other and said
Kamla " main langdi "
Pakhi " main kaani"
Kamla aNd pakhi together " hum Dono mein koi na sayani"
Kamla " omg we r going to be famous"
Pakhi " I know we will be on film fare magazine"
Just then Ramu and Sahil joined them. Ramu " I don't know about film fare but u will definately be in vanity fairs how to control ur pets section"
"Forget about how to control ur pets more like the worlds most scariest magazine" piped in Sahil.
Kamla and Pakhi looked at each other and gave an evil smirk and before Ramu and Sahil knew what was happening Pakhi and Kamla had pulled down there shorts along with their underwear. Then they grabbed some sandwich meat off the buffet table and grabbed a hold of Sahil and Ramu and stuffed the sandwich meat in between their butt cracks and then Kamla called to the dogs " come on boys looky here there's a treat" and all the dogs that had been brought on deck by the passengers went running towards Ramu and Sahil licking their chops. Seeing the dogs coming towards themRamu and Sahil made a run for it their wee wees wagging in the wind as they ran but as they were turning a corner the dogs caught up to them
And pounced on their behinds tackling them. After 15 -20 mins the dog finally got off their butts. And when u looked at them all u saw was wet butt cracks and butt cheeks with smiley face shape teeth marks dug in them. Very slowly the two of them got up and saw the whole deck staring at them. Looking at all those face s they hid their faces with their hands and ran back to their rooms.
Meanwhile Kamla and Pakhi had gotten ready for their film shooting and gone to meet muttu swami and his crew. Once at the top deck lounge muttu swami saw Kamla and Pakhi and told the make up crew and costume designer to get them ready for their roles.
After Kamla and Pakhi were made up by the make up crew and costume designers they were looking for mirrors to see how they looked. They were both dressed in white gowns with long wide arms. Kamla was looking at Pakhi and laughing and when Pakhi asked her what was so funny she said nothing. Meanwhile Pakhi was looking at Kamla and doing the same thing. Just then muttu swami showed up with jerry and said " you two look perfect . Jerry call the heroine and tell her we r ready for the shot" and just then the Fat Lady showed up all decked up in a salwar suit. And Kamla and Pakhis mouths dropped open.
Kamla " but sir I thought we were the leads."
Muttu swami " you are. The move is called do chudail ki dastaan. Aur Tum Dono chudail ho"
Kamla and Pakhis mouths were permanently open as they said " but we thought we were the heroines " and just then bruno came in looking all hit and Kamla and Pakhi were standing there with their mouths open and feet heading toward bruno when the Fat lady rolled a mobile mirror in front of them and they saw two ladies with hair teased wildly pointing in every direction possible wih faces painted white and eyes dark black and hair painted white and black. Seeing the two ladies they screamed. " ahhh chudail chudail" and that's when they realized it was them. They both went running towards Bruno saying " bruno Bruno batao we r beautiful tell him we r beautiful a" and as they were saying this they were clutching Bruno's buceps and then they started feeling his arms and their hands drifters to his chest and one hand Evg went to his firm and well toned butt cheeks and squeezing them. As soon as Bruno felt the squeeze he gave a little "Hey".
The fat lady became alert and pulled them off bruno grabbing them by their necks and she looked at muttu swami and jerry and winked at Bruno. Bruno immediately ran to muttu swami and jerry and before they knew what was happening bruno had their pants and underwear off and pushed them on to chairs so they were sitting down and the Fat lady before muttu swami and jerry could get up stuffed Kamlas and Pakhis faces into their wee wees and said " you thought u wiukd feel my Bruno's stick well eat this and stuff ur face with limp dick". And she rubbed their faces and buried them further.
Muttu swami was pulling at Kamlas hair trying to get ger off but the fat lady had such a good grip .
Muttu swami " She will eat my wee wee whole I still have father kids "
Jerry on the other hand had a dazed look and said " so this is whatnot feels like to have a woman clean ur wee wee all full of pee pee" and just then the fat lady pulled their faces off and with a shake of her hip and a hair flip she said " lanay chale thay mujh se panga uthar diye kapde Guma diya nanga. Main tho Hu hi chui mui"
Just then Sahil and Ramu came in to the lounge and took one look at Kamla and Pakhi and burst out laughing. Kamla and Pakhi lunged for th
But tripped on the hem of the gown bumped into each other and went face first into muttu swami and Kerry's bum
As they had gotten up off the chairs turned their backs to them to pull up their pants and ended up with a bum full of kla and Pakhi.
Muttu swami and jerry " aaahhh the chudails atey
Bum the chudails ate my bum"
Sahil and Ramu were keeling over with laughter and seeing kla and Pakhi bent over with their faces on muttu swami and Kerry's bums they grabbed a lit candle each and lifted up their gowns and brought their panties down and then put the lit candles on their bum cheeks causing them to go red. Pakhi and Kamla screamed trying to run but ended up sticking their faces further in muttu swami and jerrys bums.
Ramu " film fare mein photo aaye gi "
Sahil " duniya tumhari khoobsurati ke gun gaye gi"
The Fat LAdy " na photo aaye gi na duniya gun gaye gi sirf surf bum ki bad boo aaye gi... Mmm hmmm main tho hoon hi chui Mui "
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