OS- The Accidental Impotency - Page 3

Yeh kya jhol hai?😆

Debby why does Sakshi have the number of the baba ..Shaurya n raj both seem too FERTILE to be impotent 😆

Kahin Jhandu Balm Baba toh nahin? 😉

So Sakshi knows the Baba, does she? That solves the mystery of how Shaurya and Kangna were born inspite of Rajnath's reluctance! 😉

She resembles neither Sakshi nor Rajnath.

Decided to add to the OS. My first collaboration so hope it sounds okay. Enjoy and hopefully inspires the next writer.

It's long but I write like that. Sorry. 😆

The Goenkas (minus Dev who is in jail) are following Jhunduram Baba, who has arrived after being called by Dayal, around the house as he walks from edge to edge and corner to corner. Even Shaurya is being pushed by his physiotherapist as the baba circles the room seven times followed by the Goenka clan in an orderly line.

"I don't know Dad." She replies. "But sasu ma says he is the last resort for my Dev." She wimpers.

The baba stops at the piano and taps it. He stays in that position muttering something under his breath while touching the rudrakshi beads in his right hand. He is dressed in ragged black robes, has matted hair and small pot with burning incense sticks in it. His body is covered in tantric tattoos and other charms. He has lots of heavy bracelets on his arm too that jingle when he moves it. Court...piano...tapes...orphanage. bullet ..plastic surgery he mutters under his breath.

"Umm babaji, are you okay?" Rajnath asks. (Heightened silence for several minutes)

"I CURSE YOU!!!" The baba shouts suddenly as he turns around. His eyes are white and Rajnath screams in a high voice out of fear and jumps onto Shaurya's lap to hug his son tightly. Suchitra drops the prayer plate and durga hugs Dayal. Sakshi jumps slightly.

"Mummy!" Shaurya shouts indicating his father. Sakshi sighs folding her arms.

Look at this man. Kya tha aur kya hogaya. All because of love - my foot." Sakshi tuts to herself seeing Rajnath slowly stand up and straighten himself up.

"Sorry son, but it's not like you can feel anything right. If a father cannot depend on his son in his time of need then who can he depend on eh?" Rajnath taunts Shaurya. Shaurya scowls.

"It's okay baby. Are you okay?" The physiotherapist soothes Shaurya who rolls his eyes.

"I'm paralysed, not a baby," He mutters. "I wish this baba gave me a solution then I could get back at chasing Durga to win my bet." Shaurya schemes. "Why does Dev get everything?" He moans.

"Babaji...?" Suchitra asks. The baba looks at her and clears his throat and then heads to sit right on top of the dining table.

"Yes, yes...the planets are positioned correctly from here." He looks around at the ceiling. The Goenka's look up at the blank ceiling and then back at the baba. "So you have an impotency problem eh young man. I can see your problem very clearly." The baba looks up and down at Shaurya in the wheel chair.

"My son is not impotent I'll have you know! He's Shaurya Goenka." Sakshi interjects. The baba then turns to point to Rajnath.

"And he is far too virile." Sakshi mutters at Rajnath. Rajnath looks at his wife. Baba then turns to Dayal.

"My youthful days are far gone as is my wife. It's my daughter's husband who has the unfortunate problem due to an accident." Dayal informs the baba.

"So none of you here is the impotent Dev. Then what am I doing here?" Baba roars as he stands up on top of the table. "I have many things to do; curses to break, people to curse, people's futures to see and several tax collectors to evade." The baba announces quickly cutting his words short after mentioning the tax evasion.

"Please baba! Please save my son! I beg of you!" Suchitra grabs the baba's legs. He tries to shake her off but she does not let go. "I haven't been able to sleep or even eat since I felt it baba. Help us please." Suchitra begs the baba with tears. The baba sits down and strokes his matted grey beard deep in thought. He rolls his beads again.

"Ok. Ok. Just be merciful to my leg. This is a problem that fortunately has many solutions my dear. You can choose the simple, difficult or extremely difficult." He tells them.

"What's the simple one?" Dayal asks.

"Yes, we are prepared to do anything. The future of the Goenka's lineage is at stake. Arnab will have no heir if we don't sort this out now." Rajnath explains. Baba looks up and down at Durga and smiles.

"Give me ten minutes and you'll have an heir." He grins. Everyone is shocked. (The camera spans everyone's faces and expressions).

Dayal stands in front of his daughter while Shaurya looks at the Baba angrily at cutting in line.

"I think we should look at another solution." Dayal says.

"Yes." Rajnath coughs embarassed. The baba looks disheartened.

"Oh you people, always choosing the difficult way. Chalo, you made your mind. Your loss. The second involves a sacrifice." He tells them shaking his head. The Goenka's all look at each other to work out what the sacrifice is and who should make it.

"What kind of sacrifice?" They all ask at once. The baba looks very serious.

"The greatest kind." Baba replies mysteriously.

"Tell us baba. Tell us what we have to do. I would do anything to save my son. I am his mother after all." Suchitra cries. The baba closes his eyes and breathes in deeply. The tension in the room is high.

"YOU MUST DIE!" He points to Suchitra with his white eyes again.

"NAHIN!!!!" Suchitra cries fainting. Durga goes to help her unconscious mother in law.

"Her specifically Baba?" Sakshi asks looking at Rajnath who is now hugging his wife out of fear. Seeing her annoyed expression he slowly backs off.

"Well no, not her specifically. It can be anyone related to the family. Funeral arrangements are not included though, that's a paid extra." The baba shrugs informing them all. "Yamraj doesn't care and neither do I. The only difference between us is that I get paid." He chuckles to himself. Sakshi starts thinking about Raima in a coma and smiles evilly.

"Would someone in a coma do?" She asks. The baba thinks about it and then nods. Rajnath looks at his wife shocked and appalled.

"Sakshi! No!" He says to her.

"But Raj this is for the good of the family, right Suchitra. Dev is undoubtedly more important. Raima's death will be for a greater cause." Sakshi asks Suchitra sweetly.

"Oh yes Rajnath! Please help my son. Please. Your love will not go to waste." Suchitra cries waking up at the mention of her son Dev without a hint of ruined makeup.

"No one is dying! Not you and definitely not Raima!" Raj shouts.

Dhan... Dhan... Dhan. Last shot on Raj, Sakshi and Suchitra's face lined up on the screen together like they do while the Baba is taking selfies in the background to promote on Youtube.

Oh my god friend. I can't wait for Suchitra to do pran-tyaag. Maybe Durga has to go get the jaadu ki jadi booti to first save her MIL and then her pati parmeshwar.

Please continue.

I rolled down my bed reading this. That is it ! All I can say now ! ⭐️🤣