Part 6
DM- inna andhera hai yahan..kuch dikhayi nhi de rha mujhe...
She reached near raghu n rooted on her spot
Raghu-papaji..ab to aap pakad sakte haina jab tak main police ko phone krta hun...aur haan antu ko haath bhi mat lagane dena.(glaring at antu)
Ashok-theek hai beta..geetu zara sheet se to cover krna
Geeta-haye!..kitne dinon baad aapne geetu bulaya mujhe...(she hides her face with her palm)
Antara-mom!..blush krne koi fayda nhi hai...andhere mein kuch dikh nhi rha hai.
Raghu was surprised by antics of his MIL
Geeta-sahi kaha beta tune...chalo ise cover kr dete hain.
Trio...agreed
Here DM was standing like statue looking towards rasika
Raghu-mom..mom...mooomm!!!!!
DM(jumped)-ki hoya raghu?...
Raghu-mom..aap udher aise kya dekh rhi ho? Rasika ki jaan khatre main hai.
DM-achcha to wahan rasika bhi hai?.. hmm...maine to use pehchana hi nhi.
Raghu-mom!..u r unbelievable !
DM-ismein kya believe karega tu?
Raghu-oh mom..calm down..humein police ko phone krna chahiye.
DM(annoyingily)-oye!..aajtak is gar main police hi aayi aur tu bulana chahta hai?..agr tere papa ko police le gayi to??
Raghu- mom..agr police ko abhi nhi bulaya to bhagwaan haumein bula lega...aur papa ko kuch nhi hoga mom..aap jo unke saath ho.
DM-arey ?..aise kaise nhi hoga?..unki shakal chor se milti hai..last time pakad ke le gayi thi.
Raghu-I know mom...pr maine sab setting kr rakhi hai..isbaar police papa ke saath saath aapko bhi lekr jayegi...don't worry.
DM-haan..KYA?????..m.mu..jj..hh..ee..lekr jayegi? Pr kyun?
Raghu-kyunki unhe lagta hai ki har kamyab chor ke peeche ek aurat ka haath hota ahi..aur aapka haath to wasie bhi kafi bada hai..isilye...u know.
DM-ye kya logic hua?
Raghu-don't worry mom...hum sab Hainna..aapko kuch nhi hone denge...chill... cahlo main call krta hun.
DM-aur..rasika ka kya?..use to choron ne pakad liya hai.
Raghu-bhabhi haina..sab dekh lengi..chill
DM-chill chill..krna band kar aur phone laga.!
Raghu-okay mom..chill
Raghu calls for police...
Meanwhile sakku were fighting with new guests!!
Rukku-oye?!!...tune haath lagane ki himaat kasie ki?tere chutney banoun kya?
Bakko-..eyy!...chak de India ki fan...raat main tu kya hockey practice krti hai..jo ye haath main stick lekr ghum rhi hai?-
Satya(whispers)- arey baap re rukku...kitne talented chor hain ye jante hain ki chak de India hockey pr based movie thi.
Rukku-TO??
Satya-to??...to iska matlab ye hai ki inko pkadna aasan nhi hoga.
Rukku-kya bak rahe ho?
Satya-arey sahi bak..mera matlab hai bol rha hun..maine movies main dekha hai..aajkal chor bhut talented ho gaye hain...kuch bhi kr sakte hain?
Hakko-eyy!..hockey stick..apne ball ke saath kya khusur phusur chal rhi hai...?..jyada drama nhi krne ka?.seede seede saara maal humare hawale krdo..warna...ye neeli ko lal krne mian jyada time khoti nhi karega apun.
Rukku-ey!!..darata kisiko hai.?..sahib..jao apni behen ko bacha kr aao..ye lo hockey!
Satya-KYA?.MAIN JAUN?..bhaang pe rakhi hai kya?..ek to tum meri halat nhi samjh rhi ho..aur upr se keh rhi ho..ki main use bachane jaun?
Rasika- bhai..bhai mujhe bacho na..dekho agr ye facepack jyda der tak mere faces pr laga raha...to mere faces bhi blue ho jayega..more or less
Rukku-itni tension main bhi rasika ko apne fackpack ki padi hai?
Satya(st)-aur mujhe meri...kash mere paas pocket washroom hota..to koi problem hi nhi jati.
Rukku-sahib!!..soch kya rhea ho..jao apni behen ki raksha krne?
Satya(st)-ye rasika bhi na..waise to humsha bhabhi bhabhi..krti ahi..aaj bhai bahi krne lagi..huh??..girgit kahin ki!
Hakko-ey!..tum logon ka family drama khatam hogaya to hum apna kaam shuru Karen?..
Baako-agr mere 5 ginte tak..tum logon ne saara maal hamare hawale nhi kiya..to ye to gayi
DM-oye aise kaise gayi??...koi train hai jo chali jaygei..jab tak main nhi kehti tab tak koi apni jagah se nhi hilega!!
Satya-well done..mom.!.main to waise bhi hilne ke mood main nhi hun.
Rukku hits him with her elbow.
Satya-ouuch!!..rukku!
Rukku-kya sahib?..chupchap khade raho.
Bakko-tu kaun?
DM-tune mujhe nhi pehchana?...tune DM ko nhi pehchana?
Hakko-kyun kya tu Aishwariya Rai Bacchan hai?..jo tujhe sab pehchane?
Satya-rukku..ye to Aishwariya Rai Bacchan ko bhi jaante hain!
Rukku-to??..unko to tum bhi jante ho?ismein kaunsi badi baat hai?
Satya-kya??...tum mujhe in choron se compare kr rhi ho?
Antara-raghu..raghu...tumne police ko call kiya?
Raghu-haan..misscall kiya hai.
Antara(yells)-kya???...misscall ?..raghu Police wale kya tumhare in-laws hain jo tumhe call back karenge?
Raghu(sarcastic)-yeah!..actually u r right...mere inlaws to khud mujhe miscall krte hain...wo bhi mujhse baat krne ke liye.
Antara-wohi to...KYA??..KYA MATLAB HAI TUMHARA?
Raghu-kk.u..u..c..h..h bhi to nhi..main to mazak kr rha tha..maine call kiya hai..unhone bola hai ki won hi aayenge..humein hi jana padega.
Antara-ye koi mazak ka time hai?..aur ye kaise Police wale hain?wo humein choron ke saath bula rahe hain?
Raghu-nhi antu tum galat samjh rhi ho...wo kya hai na unki jeep chor lekr bhag gaye hain..to humein hi jana padega.
Antara(hits her forehead)-hey bhagwaan??..ye kya ho rha hai?..ye sab aaj hi hona tha?...pehle chor aagyae..phir police ne bhi aane se mana kr diya...ab aur kya hoga???
Raghu-sach kaha...ab choron ke saath hi party krni padegi..so sad.
Antara-tumhe party ki padi hai??..u r so irresponsible raghu...huh!!
Raghu(scratches head)-ab maine kya keh diya?
Antara moves away from him...while raghu tries watch..what is happening with sakku,rasika n new guests!..
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Geeta n Ashok sheding all gyanbazi on that poor fellow..he was trying his best to get rid off there grip but both kauls were not letting him move even for one inch...
Ashok-to beta..tumne kab se ye chori wala kaam shuru kiya?
Man 2- umm..hmm...
Geeta- "umm..hmm"..iska matlab kya hota hai doc sahab?
Ashok-let me check!
Man 2(st)-kya pagalkhana hai ye?..main pagal ho rha hun...mujhe jald se jald yahan se nikalna padega!
Ashok-to "umm..hmm.."..ka matlab hai..."abhi abhi"..lagta hai inka first mission hai...tabhi fail ho gaye..beta agr tum is kaam ko next month yani ki next year se shuru krte to bhut achcha chalta..u know shubh kaal ho jata..tumne thodi jaldi kr di.
Man 2(st)-kya advice di hai..chori aur wo bhi shubh kaal main?
Geeta- to ab kya doc sahib?
Ashok-ab ye..ki...next month se try karne cahiye...afterall ye bhi ek profession hai n it needs time,patience ..mujhe pura yakin hai...ki tum ek din jaror mashoor chor banoge!
Man 2 almost faints on this statement..."he is actually motivating him to become a famous in field of robbery "
Geeta(caress his head over sheet)-haan..aur jab tum popular ho jao to doc. Sahab ke paas jarror aana..aaoge na beta?
Man 2(st)-ya to ye pagal hai...ya to main hosh main nhi hun..OMG!!somebody save me!!
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on the other side buntiya was sitting on back of Man 1 sleeping...n he too was tired of all rush..so both were enjoying their sleep.
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Rasika-bhaiii!!...aap wahan kya stoods ho?..comes here..nhi to mera red red blood flows hone lag jayega.
Hakko-eyy!!..chup bas bhut hua..bakko chal ab countdown chalu kr.
Bakko-hmm..EK
DM-kya EK?..maine bola na jab tk main nhi kehti tab tk koi ginti nhi ginega?
Hakku-chup karo DADIMAAA!!!
Sakku-U FOOL!!!..YE KYA BOL DIYA MOM KO??
DM(super gald)-hayee...main aur dadi..ye sunne ke liye to mere kaan taras gaye..kab banungi main dadi?
Rukku-jald hi mom...bas kuch mahine ka intzaar
DM-haan haan...putter main samjh gayi..let me check for taru putter...taru putter!!!!!(n she moves in search for antu)
Bakku-DO !!
Sakku-chup!!
Rukku-abhi hum iski wajah se fasne wale the...sahib ab main isko nhi chodne wali...tum jao aur isi pitayi karo..ab bhut ho gaya!!
Satya-kya??..main karun!!..champion to tum ho..aur tum mujhse keh rhi ho?
Bakku-TEEN!!
Rasika-bhabhi!!..aap ye kya kr rhe ho..agr ye facepacks main removes nhi kiya to bhut badi problem ho ayaegi..come jaldi!!!!
Rukku-come on sahib!..ye tumhari training hi hai...ye lo stick aur tu pado unpr..main bilkul hun tumhare saath
Bakku-CHAAR!
Sahib-okay..agr tum na ho..isse achchi baat to koi aur ho hi nhi sakti!
Raghu-ye itni der se chal kya rha hai?...kya bhai bhabhi..counting seekh rhe hain..yahan se kuch dikh bhi nhi rha?..candle bhi nhi mil rhi...kya karun??
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DM-taru putter!!!!!..mere pota kab aayega??
Antara(st)-oh no!..firse?
Antara-kya pota..?..mummy ji..wo main wo...main raghu se puchkr batati hun.(she ran away)
DM(grins)-sharma gayi..bilkul meri tarah.
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Antara pokes her finger on raghu's shoulder.
Raghu-kya hai?
Antara-raghu!..mummyji ko firse pote ki yaad aagyi?
Raghu(smiles)-how sweet!
Antara-what sweet?..aise time pr koi pote ki baat krta hai kya?
Raghu-agr wo aise time pr pote ki nhi to kya...DID ki baat karengi?
Antara- kya matlab hai tumhara?
Raghu(huskily)-aur nhi to kya?..dekho kitna romantic atmosphere hai na?
Antara(st)-ye raghu ko kya hogaya hai?..romantic atmosphere?..ye jagah hamare ghar ki bajaye choron ka adda lag rha hai..aur ye kehte hain romantic?
Raghu(whispering in her ear)- ek kali raat...ek candle...ek raghu ...ek antara...aur
Antara-aur der sare chor...
Raghu-exactly!(naughtily)..then (shockes )..KYA??
Antara-aur nhi to kya?...mummy ji...aur tum..urrgh!!!
Raghu-maine kya kiya?...achcha suno...tum yahan wahan mat bhaago..agr gir gyai to anniversary hospital mein celebrate karna padega.
Antara-mujhe kuch nhi hoga..tum apna dhayan rakho.
Raghu-antu!!..u!!..fine!.. will see!..now lets watch what's going on there.
Antara-hmm...pr andhere main dekhte kaise hain?
Raghu-antu!!!
Antara(chuckles)-sorry baba.
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Satya(st)-ab to lagta hai chalna hi padega..nhi to problem ho jayegi.
Okay rukku..i am going.
Rukku-kuch to karne ko ready hue tum..
Satya-main to bhut kuch Karne ke liye kab se ready hun...tum to jane hi nhi deti!
Bakku-..paann...
Sakku-OYE!!!!!!..RUK!
precap~umm..last part😆
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okay guys..here comes..end of part 6🤢😆...sorry for mistakes..I always write whatever comes in my silly mind🤪...n I guess I'll finish this story in next update😊...so shoot ur valuable comments😃...jab tak main kahin chup jati hun..hehe😆
love u all🤗
suchi😳
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