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AEEE! Maine BOLA tha he will stop the sword attacking Gauri with his artistic hand! Maine bola tha ke nahin?! I'm learning the laws of Vishwaspur. Test hogi toh pakka ache marks se pass hongi 😎
But does that mean Omkara is really off the hook or not?
Let's see.
Confession: I was properly touched by the very obvious attempts made by the "CVs" to evoke sentiments. A couple of years old me was screaming at me, "BUT HOW COULD YOU FALL FOR THAT?!" as the present me felt all emosh at the Snake circling around Gauri and giving her protection. OH MY GOD people I'm making my first transition towards becoming a TRP Aunty!!!!! Should I be scared? But I obviously enjoyed the scene so much more because of my sentiments being involved...like that touch of Gauri's mother coming in to save her daughter as Gauri cried out for mother...matlab meri aankh mein ansu aate aate reh gaya. That's it folks. I'm shutting down O2. I've clearly lost all my objectivity. Kal se I will watch the episode while cutting bhindis for dinner.
Not lying, I'm properly questioning all of my life decisions right now 😳
ANYWAY!!!! Kali Thakur has the worst minions ever. Have you noticed the stronger the villain, the more thakela his minions? Like Teja was stuck with Bhalla and Rabbit..I mean Robert and literally NONE of his plans worked. But Crime Master Gogo was mostly an One Man Army and see how successful he was. I've a feeling KT's troubles are all because of his useless minions. Ek saanp ke saath deal kar nahin sakte, can't kill a girl despite outnumbering her AND HAVING A SWORD AS A WEAPON, and to top it off..the Village People prove to be scarier and more active than them. Sheesh. At the end even KT realized that so he first asked the Goun Walon to go chase Gauri before telling his minions to kill her.
Vishwaspur Peeps can get scared of the most randomest of things. They didn't hit Gauri with stones cuz "mere bache ko lag jaegi!" Had there be any other desi parent there, waheen do jhaap marte apne bache ko and forced them to do homework. But Vishwaspur hai so. An asthamatic lady single handedly dug her daughter out of mud because Maa Ka Pyaar. Okay I can't possibly make fun of that. Maa Ka Pyaar can't be underestimated. There are some things even O2 can't cross.
YAAR SHRENU IS BEING MADE TO RUN IN THAT HEAVY DRESS AND JEWELRY FOR AGES NOW! I feel sorry for her at this point What I'm not sorry for is the Vishwas Universe's way of helping make a decision when arriving at crossroads. A one quick prayer to Shiv Ji and peeche se Shiv Ji khud aagaye and showed her the path. Btw, these random celebratory decorations are everywhere na?
That was the path...manzil was Omkara I forgot ALL my beef with Omkara momentarily as the classic Omkara way of having a collision with the girl was done again. Did you guys notice the music? IT WAS BEAUTS! Yaar the entire bit was beauts. Aesthetically beauts. Here for this yo.
(it also reminded me of Devdas music...which is again beauty aesthetics at its best so who cares?!)
Then the villagers caught up and OMG HE STOPPED THEM FROM APPROACHING HER WITH HIS HAND AND IT WAS JUST OOZING SWAG AND MERA KAMZOR DIL WAS MAROFYING BHANGDA CUZ HAYYYEEE!! MERA HERO!! Kinda sorta wasn't pleased with Gauri defending herself in front of Omkara (cuz I haven't turned into a TRP Aunty fully...yet) but Omkara the dumb dumb was all rolling eyes and walking away. Useless Minions came with the swords and still couldn't kill an already exhausted girl. Waise how aesthetically was Gauri hurt though. A careful cut here, a careful cut there..some blood to show that she has been hurt but nothing to overshadow her beauty. Vishwas Universe is DA place to be.
Before I could go down and grab my chappal because Omkara YET AGAIN didn't look when it mattered, he made a hero maafic entry and dhishoom dhishoom hogayi. Defending his girl and looking sexily on fleek while doing it. Ek jhaap mein road pe satt diya ek gunde ko, dusre ko laat, teesre ko punch. Waah waah 👏 Naturally the goons were all waiting in line for their turn to get bashed. But that's the Universal Code of Minion Conduct everywhere so chalega.
Then he became a DEEWAR in front of Gauri and defended her from the villagers who, like I said, proved to be more formidable than sword wielding minions. AND BRUH ACTUAL CONFLICT! Omkara's personal disgust vs. basic humanity which he seemed to find all of a sudden ke ye bhi koi cheez hoti hai. Slightly sad that Gauri has to be saved by Omkara in the end (by this time my beef with Omkara returned cuz he's an IDJIT! :@) but KAL SHAADI HAI! NAACHO BC NAACHO!!!
Up in the air Soumya turns hero and saves everyone. Despite having an OPEN shot to attack Ex-GF from behind, she chooses to stand in front of Rudra cuz DEEWAR and I'm all what the hell why would you do that? YOU need to evaluate all your life decisions girl. And when Ex-GF asks her WHY she did that, Soumya replies, "Ye mera pati hai!" Waise, I'm with Rudra in this one. NAHIN HAI WO TUMHARA PATI! Soumya, you're TOO good for a man like him and even HE acknowledges that. Okay not in that way exactly but c'mon. Why would you stick with a man who can't give you basic respect? And why would GAURI do the same tomorrow? Why? WHY?! Tbh, Soumya and Gauri should just get together and become superheroes AS THEY REALLY ARE and flip these Oberoi Idjits their sexy middle fingers. Best ending ever.