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Anu Elizabeth Antony

@Elizabeth Darcy

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Posted: 13 years ago

#471

Iss doodh ki kahaani...MohUr ke zubaani 🤣

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Posted: 13 years ago

#472

guys, Y all d pankhas aftr MOHAN 2 feed him milk🤣??? it sumtimes feels like ke MOHAN ko maa ka DOODH nasib nahi hua😭🤣, bcos dat baapji might hv given my little champu 2 sum1 else 4 brought up😡!!!!!!

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Anu Elizabeth Antony

@Elizabeth Darcy

Dazzler

Posted: 13 years ago

#473

Sequel to Silky's latest: https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/post/48163897 😆

Snippet 101

*Mohan sleeps off after his drunken binge*

Mohan *sleeptalking*: No mood...to have doodh 🥱

Kastur *also sleeptalking*: Mere naseeb mein doodh hain ke nahin 😭 tere naseeb mein mood hain ke nahin... 🥱

Mohan *still sleeptalking*: Yeh hum kaa jaane, yeh wohi jaane, jisnay likhaa woh bhains ka naseeb!! 🥱

Edited by Elizabeth Darcy - 13 years ago

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Marvel-freak

@Marvel-freak

Dazzler

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Posted: 13 years ago

#474

Both 🤣🤣 Dhood, aur MohUr!! => Perfect! 😆

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Neha

@silky_harshad

Inactive

+ 3

Posted: 13 years ago

#475

Lizzyben is on fire today 🤣 🤣

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Neha

@silky_harshad

Inactive

+ 3

Posted: 13 years ago

#476

Snippet:38
Narmada:arre kastur,aaj toh tu badi jaldi uth gai 😉 lgta hai devar jee ne raat ko jyada sataya nhi 😉
kastur: ☺️
Mohan:let me tell u the truth...😳 yaha mujhe sataya ja rha hai...😡 first i was forced to drink sugarless milk by my dharampatni 😭 then i was thrown out of bathroom wen i was just in a towel 😡 then my wine bottle was stolen n i was compelled to sleep on couch 🥺 aur uspe b mujhe sona naseeb nhi hua...
kastur:Mohan jee 😡 ye har dharampatni ka haq hai.
Mohan:yea rite 😳
*Mohan walks off wid a helpless expression on his face n BG "Zor ka jhatka haiii,zoro se laga
shaadi ban gayi umar kaid ki saza"
Mohan:ye hai badmaashi...doodh ki pyasi...shaadi se acha tum ley lo faansi"😒

Edited by silky_harshad - 13 years ago

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Posted: 13 years ago

#477

silky😡, teri toh, mere MOHAN ko faasi lene ki suggestion deti hai😡???

Wat r we pankhas 4??? we will save him 4m d atychar of kastur🤣

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Anu Elizabeth Antony

@Elizabeth Darcy

Dazzler

Posted: 13 years ago

#478

The song Mohan's singing is THIS one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3voFeMlMTtQ 😆

Snippet 102:

Mohan: Maine shaadi nahi ki musibat mod li hain 😡

Kastur: Maine bhi shaadi nahi ki... 😭

Mohan: Kya 😲

Kastur: ...bas ek room mila jahaan nahane ke liye bhi mujhe kisi ki permission lena padta hain 🤢

Mohan: Sorry

Kastur: I'm no lorry for your sorry 😡 Now the musibat is taking a holiday 😡😡

Mohan *sings*: How do you solve a problem like my shaadi...

Edited by Elizabeth Darcy - 13 years ago

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Anu Elizabeth Antony

@Elizabeth Darcy

Dazzler

Posted: 13 years ago

#479

Snippet 103:

*MohUr are seated on tiny colourful chairs in Tilu's nursery class 😆*

Teacher: Aap dono Tilu ke chacha-chachi hai na? 😲 Yahaan Tilu ko pick karne aaye ho, koi problem hai?

Mohan: Nahi...aapke class mein baithne aaye ho 🥱

Teacher: 😲 Par yeh class toh bachchon ke liye hain

Kastur: Isiliye

Teacher: Kya matlab? 😕

Mohan: Dad ne kaha humko yahaan baithna hain 😡

Teacher: Par kyun? 😕😕

Kastur: Kyunki Mohanji ne humse katti bola phone pe 🥱 *falls off her chair because it's too small*

Mohan: Hah! Aise bura-bhala kaha tha na apne pati ke baare mein? Ab bhugath!!

*falls off his own chair*

Kastur: Main aapse KABHI baat nai karoongi! 😡😡

Mohan: Nahi karna toh mat kar! 😡 Tum apne undhiyo apne paas hi rakho, mujhe mat khilaa aaj 😡😡

Teacher: Main kaa karoon Ram humko bachchein mil gaye...

Edited by Elizabeth Darcy - 13 years ago

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sam123_0

@sam123_0

Rocker

Posted: 13 years ago

#480

🤣🤣

I thought baapji wanted to take mohan to the masala shop... and not to school... anyways he does not like Mohan talk English.. imagine if both Mohan and KAStur start talking english.. Baapji ka kya hoga 🤣

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