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Anu Elizabeth Antony

@Elizabeth Darcy

Dazzler

Posted: 13 years ago

#451

Snippet 97

Baa: Yeh Kantilal Lakshamsi Gala kahaan gaye? 🥱

Baapji *whispers*: Koney mein baithkar chupa-chupi khel raha hoon

Baa: Kis khushi mein, Kantilalji?

Baapji: Main...main...main sharmaaraha hoon! 😳 *hides beneath Baa's palloo*

Baa: Kitni baar kahaa hain, SRK ke dialogues use karke mujhe romance MAT karo! Jawaani se lekar aaj tak bataa-bataa ke thak gayi hoon main!! 😡

Baapji: Nabdi! Uss waqt pe SRK thay hi nahi!! 😡😡

Baa: K-k-k-k-kantilal!! 😆

Edited by Elizabeth Darcy - 13 years ago

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_SilentSoul_

@_SilentSoul_

Stunner

+ 3

Posted: 13 years ago

#452

Baa-Baapji romance ki jai ho 🤣 Lizzy ki snippets rocks 🥳

Edited by Bidz_cutegal - 13 years ago

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Anu Elizabeth Antony

@Elizabeth Darcy

Dazzler

Posted: 13 years ago

#453

Snippet 98

Kastur: Mohanji I made lapsi 😊

Mohan: E Silent 😕

Kastur: Nahi nahi Mohanji 😳 Phir woh laps ban jayengay, lapsi nahin 😆

Mohan: It's okay to make a lapse once in a while, I make hundreds 😉 Ismey itney sharmaane ki kya baat hain? 😆

Kastur: You can't make laps Mohanji...you can only sit on them 😳😳

Mohan: Mujhe pasand nahi, mujhe pasand nahi, mujhe pasand nahi 🤢

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Anu Elizabeth Antony

@Elizabeth Darcy

Dazzler

Posted: 13 years ago

#454

Snippet 99

Saroj: Kastur kahaan hain tere gehne? 🥱

Kastur: Woh - woh - woh...

Saroj: Woh kya? 😡

Kastur: Shaadi ke raat mein... 😭

Mohan: Shaadi ke raat mein KYA? 😡🤢

Kastur *in a panic*: Okay! Fine! I admit it! He REMOVED them! Cry

Mohan: Stop blaming ME for that! 😕 YOU were taking them off! You were about to remove EVERYTHING 😡

Saroj: Chee! Itne saare details ke saath bataane ki zaroorat hai kya? Besharam 🤢

MohUr: 😲😲

Kastur: Par Maaji...mere gehne...😕

Saroj: Gehne ka NAAM bhi mat liya karo mere saamne! 😡 *leaves*

Mohan: Remind me never to get irritated at your besharminess ever again 😕

Kastur: 😳

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vandana

@VandyP

Trailblazer

+ 6

Posted: 13 years ago

#455

"Mohan: Stop blaming ME for that! 😕 YOU were taking them off! You were about to remove EVERYTHING 😡"

🤣🤣

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Neha

@silky_harshad

Inactive

+ 3

Posted: 13 years ago

#456

Ahem ahem...baa-baap jee ka romance 🤣 🤣 lapsiii n SR ki details 🤣 Snippet queen ki jai 🤣 🤣

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sam123_0

@sam123_0

Rocker

Posted: 13 years ago

#457

Mohan: Stop blaming ME for that! 😕 YOU were taking them off! You were about to remove EVERYTHING 😡

So true.. Poor Mohan was actually enjoying his AC and Kastur is blaming him 🤣🤣

BTW Silky that Chamk chalu was awesome!!!

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Sunshine

@SunShine_A

Trailblazer

+ 6

Posted: 13 years ago

#458

Glad to see u back lizz🤣

all snippets are awesome 🤣🤣

and 99th one epic🤣

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Sunshine

@SunShine_A

Trailblazer

+ 6

Posted: 13 years ago

#459

Silky

Awesome🤣

haaye mera Mohan😍

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Anu Elizabeth Antony

@Elizabeth Darcy

Dazzler

Posted: 13 years ago

#460

Snippet 100

Kastur: Yeh lijiye doodh😳

Mohan: Kis khushi mein? 😕

Kastur: Doodh nahi peeyengay toh mood kaise aayengay Mohanji? 😳😳

Mohan: Toh tum jaakar piyo na, mujhe kyun pareshaan kar rahi ho? 🥱

Kastur: Mohanji...main toh mood mein already hoon ☺️ Aur perform karne ke liye tayyar bhi ☺️☺️

Mohan: Tum mere performance pe shaq kar rahi ho?? 😡😡

Kastur: 😲 Kabhi nahi, harghiz nahi!

Mohan: I swear I'm never going to be able to look at doodh the same way again and it's all HER fault

*Several years later, when Mohan and Kastur have an entire tribe of children*

Kastur: Lo, Gudiya, jaldi se doodh pee le warna phir se bus miss ho jayegi!

Mohan: 😡 What nonsense, ABHI se kyun doodh pila rahi ho issay, mood mein aane ke liye abhi bhi waqt hai! 🤢 Do-theen decades ke waqt!!

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