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Posted: 12 years ago

#551

How do u guys manage to come up with such tongue in cheek humour😆my mom was looking at me suspiciously when i was reading the posts and laughing loudly

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mnx12

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Posted: 12 years ago

#552

Prof Mahadev announces, the very first task of this year will be going to a picnic, to know & understand each other well.

Parvati: What's there to understand about them? I'll skip this one.

Jalandhar: Even I am not interested.

He leaves the place. seeig Paravti he had some other plans, as he saw, she is not even looking at him. He went to the Yaksh's spa. Asked them to make him fair, as he is already handsome. they suggested plastc surgery. He said I want my entire skin colour change. The chief consultant was a Gandharva, said we don't have anything for this. May be you should do a long penance to Mahadev, only he can grant such boon. Jalandhar says after 2 days I want to go for the picnic. I can do 1 some shortcut penanace for a day.

Jalandhar, stands on 1 leg, starts Mahadev's penance.

Mahadev being Bholanath sometimes gets pleased very fast. He appears in front of Jalandhar.

He is shocked seeing Prof Mahadev. Who tells him since your penanace was just for a day, your boon will last only for a day.

Jalandhar gets a wicked thought, says, make me just like you.

Mahadev says you can never be like me, but you can look like me for a day.

Jalandhar agrees.

Surprisingly everyone turns up for the picnic at Maansarovar. Papa Himavan & Samudra came to drop their daughters. Saraswati is staying with Lakshmi. Seeing 2 Mahadev all are confused.

Narad: Students this will be a good opportunity to study Social behaviour & some performing art lessons from our Prof. Mahadev.

Saraswati: But who is the real Prof.?

Narad: Only Mahadev knows. Narayan Narayan.

Vishnu: This is going to be fun. I'll get chance to woo my pranpriye.

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dersha91

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Posted: 12 years ago

#553

Mr Jalandhar is unhappy.He has been unsuccessful in his attempts of wooing Parvati all thanks to Prof Mahadev.Initially Jalandhar used to have dreams about him and Parvati dancing to 'Nainon mein sapna'but now those dreams have turned into nightmares where he is singing'Dil ke armaan aansuon men bah gaye' with a glass of whisky in his hand.He even asked Indra for help but Indra refused saying he didnt want a ball of fire chasing him all around the Triangle university campus.One fine day,Jalandhar received an anonymous call telling him to meet a man in a cafe adjacent to the university.The caller also told him(Jalandhar)that the man would help him in wooing Parvati.
The next day Jalandhar went to the cafe.A man standing outside the cafe escorted him inside.That man was wearing robes and on his forearm there was a drawing of a skull with a snake protruding from the skull's mouth.Inside the cafe Jalandhar saw a cloaked figure sitting near the counter. what happens next??
(The writer is exhausted so please wait patiently for next upedate😉😛)After exchanging greetings,both the parties sat down.The man introd,uced himself as Antonin Dolohov.
Dolohov said to Jalandhar,"Jalandhar,the Dark Lord has an interesting deal for you".He said glancing at the cloaked figure.
Jalandhar said to Dolohov,"first and foremost i would like to ask u about the tattoo on ur forearm".Hearing this the cloaked figure said with a raspy voice,"That is not a mere tattoo u fool.its the Dark Mark.Jalandhar started laughing.He said,Is that a dark mark.To me it looks like Tweety from the looney toons poking its tongue out"

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Rumjhum Laha

@Patrarekha

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Posted: 12 years ago

#554

lysander reminded me secret of nagas lolzz

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Diala

@Diala

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Posted: 12 years ago

#555

Thanks guys for liking. Minaxi, so we r in Triangle university world now, and on a picnic at that. Princi Narad...nice pick.

BTW, you'd all be surprised what I found in the Hall of Fame at the University...will try to take a picture and post it later...watch this space.

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hemavidz

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Posted: 12 years ago

#556

Originally posted by: speedgal
Thanks guys for liking. Minaxi, so we r in Triangle university world now, and on a picnic at that. Princi Narad...nice pick.

BTW, you'd all be surprised what I found in the Hall of Fame at the University...will try to take a picture and post it later...watch this space.

Hall of Fame of Triangle University wowww... eager to know the students of TU😉post it soon

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Foram

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Posted: 12 years ago

#557

"Jaya and Vijaya were rejoicing too. They had flunked their semester exams yet again and were happy that Paro, who had skipped college to meditate for Mahadev, will join them now.

"There are some real cuties and hotties in our college", they said jumping excitedly.

"Girls !!", Mena said lovingly.

Himavan could not take it anymore. Why can't this woman lose her memory and go back to her house. A lot of problem will be solved that way. He sighed and decided to meet Shiva immediately.

Must have been a combination of heat with my shampoo, conditioner, shaving cream and fair and handsome cream", Mahadev guessed. "I always take them with me when I travel."

"But where did the flower garland go ?"

"I don't know.", Said Mahadev truly stumped. "I remember I put the sadhu get up to accost Indra. I had the garland in my hand and I was lying down. I must have placed it near my head and then had to deal with Indra. I was getting late and wanted to reach Paro in time. So completely forgot about it. She as usual hugged me and when she turned the other side, I decided to check my tiger skin purse to see if my money was intact. Her hug was pretty tight you see and even I was lost in it for a bit. I was so worried at the loss of my personal stuff, especially my fair and handsome cream and driving license, that I totally forgot about the garland till she disappeared."

dia this lines are damn hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣