Hey guys this is another OS I wrote...like all my OS it's a little crazy...hope you guys like it...
OS: ROYAL HORSE RIDING COMPETITION
Manyata, Jay and Vijay bhai fighting in Manyata's room over who would become the ruler of the estate...
Jay (to Vijay bhai and Manyata): shakal dekhi hai tum dono ne apni...looney tunes ke cartoons lagtey ho dono aur ruler bano gey...yeah right...
Vijay bhai: kya agar hum cartoon hain toh tum bhi toh cartoon hi hui unfortunately hamari behen jo ho...scooby doo kahin ki...
Manyata: hoo Vijay bhai scooby dooby toh dog hota hai...bohat accha naam hai...jaanwar jay ka naam scooby doo hi hona chahiye tha...ghadi larki...
Jay: how dare you bandariya...
she throws water on her from the flower vase...at this Vijay bhai covers his mouth with both hands in shock...Manyata was soaking wet she looked up at jay with bloody red eyes, she was mad...real mad...she jumped on jay...now jay was on bed and manyata was on the top of her...it was more like wrestling going on...both sisters were busy hitting each other and Vijay bhai was the referee...
Manyata: munh todh dungi tera chudail...(she punches her)
Vijay bhai: aur ab maraa M bhai ne jay chudail ko aik zor ka punch jis ki waja se shayad uski naak tedhi ho gayi hai...aur yeh kya...ab Jay chudail kar rahii hai come back...aur yeh pakrey ussney M bhai ke baal...ouchh
Jay: gutter ki mainduk...humse ladogi...(she pulls M's hair and M kicks her)
Vijay bhai: M bhai wapas action main nazar aarahi hai...Jay chudail ab bhi dine ki tarah M bhai ke baal noch rahi hai..par yeh kya...yeh othi M bhai aur...BOOM...mara Jay chudail ko zor daar kick..aur yeh jay chudail fly karti hui pohanch gayi room ke dusrey side peh...yeh tha parathon ka kamaal...good job aur pitayi karo aik dusrey ki...yay...
Both Manyata and Jay realize that Vijay bhai is enjoying the fight instead of stopping it...and both attack on Vijay bhai...Manyata throws her joota at vijay bhai and it hits his head...whereas jay from behind kicks his butt...
Vijay bhai: (falls down)...arey arey yeh kya...nahi nahi..yeh cheating hai...time out...time out...arey ...OUCCHHH lagti hai...ouuunnchhh...refree ko marna cheating hoti hai...
Both Manyata and Jay were busy hitting Vijay bhai who was on the floor when DS comes into the room...she sees the three of them in that position and gets super dooper mad...DS was burning with anger...Komal and Brijraaj followed DS into the room and they saw them in that position also..
DS: kya ho raha hai yeh sab...???
Komal: (looking shocked)...beta yeh aap teeno kya kar rahey hain...???
Brijraaj: what the hell are you kids doing...???
All three still sitting on the floor looking down at the floor with guilty faces...
DS: aap teeno ne suna hum ne kya poocha...boliye kyun ladh rahey the aap log..???
Jay: (suddenly gets up and tells her version of story to DS before anyone else could)...DS yeh dono crown ke liye ladh rahey the...itney desperate hain dono...chiii...ridiculous...
Manyata: hoo...jhooti kahin ki...ridiculous ki bachii...khud ko crown chahiye iss liye hum se ladayi kar rahi thi...DS dedo issi ko crown dedo atleast ghar mahal mein peace toh rahey ga...
Vijay bhai: haan...naak main dum kar ke rakha hai iss kamini ne...hum bhi tang aagaye hain iss chudail ki nani se...
Jay: hey...Vijay bhai ...mind your tongue okay...
DS: bas kijiye aap log...kaisey do saal ke bachon ki tarah ladh rahey hain aap log...how shameful..aur Jay hum jaantey hai ke desperate kon hai...iss liye aap toh kuch na hi kahiye toh accha hoga...
Komal (to DS): rehney dijiye Maa saheb...hum deal kar leingey bachon se...aap gussa mat hoyiye...
DS: nahi komal hum theek hain...hum ne aik faisla liya hai..
Brijraaj: kaisa faisla maa ssahib...???
DS: hum aik competition rakhein gey...jo competition jeetey ga wohi crown pehney ga...
Komal: kaisey compition maa saahib...???
DS: horse riding competion...(with a smile)
At DS's words, Jay mouth was wide open in shock...vijay bhai was choking on air...and Manyata for some reason looked happy...
Jay (to DS): par DS...horse riding kyun...aapko toh...(DS cuts her off)
DS: hum ne decide kar liya hai ab koi arguements nahi hongi...
Vijay bhai: yuhooo...ab maza ayega...jay kamini ko toh horse se darr lagta hai...buahahaa...
The horse riding competition arrived...All three were ready and sitting on their horses...
Uday (to Manyata): princess...ready...???
Manyata: haan nahi toh...(she giggles and talks to her horse)...sultan baby...hamein unn dono se jeetna hai...alright..(she kisses the horse)
Uday: sultaan baby..???...hamein toh kabhi baby nahi kaha aur toh aur kiss bhi di...seriously princess...btw aaj khush toh tum bohat hogi tumhara bachpan ka khwaab jo pura ho gaya hai...
Manyata: haan woh toh hai...aaj finally mujhey sultaan mil gaya...ab tum dekhna kaisey main aur sultaan vijay bhai aur jay ki chotti kartey hain...
Uday: par Princess Jay aur Vijay bhai ka kya...jeetna toh tumhi ko hoga...no pressure baby...you will win...you have to fin...nahi toh i'll be doomed..
Manyata: (she pulls his cheek)...shonuu don't worry main hi jeetongi...(she winks)
On the other hand...Vijay bhai was nagging jay...
Vijay bhai: (to jay)...hamein na tumharey ghorey ko dekh kar bohat bura lag raha hai...becharey ke upar diane jo baithi hai...lmao...hahahahahaa...(teasingly)
Jay: phir khol diya na apna gutter wala munh...(she sniffs)..hey do you smell something...uugghhh..kitni buri smell hai...(Jay's horse farts)
Vijay bhai: OMGGG...jay tumharey ghorey ka toh tummy tum tum hi karaab hai...lol...lagta hai ussey loosies hai...hahahahahhahaahaha...(he couldn't stop laughing)
Another sound comes...POOO...!!!!
Jay: ewww...what the crap...
Vijay bhai: hahahahaha...jay bhai pheechey dekho...crap hi hai...
Jay turns around and looks...Jay's horse was pooping...
Vijay bhai: hahhahahahaa...(he calls manyata's name to show it to her)...M bhai...Jay ke ghorey ko dekho...
Manyata: (turns around and looks)...O teri..hahahahaa...jay ke ghorey ka pait khraab hai...
Uday: (sees it too)...WOW...now this is epic (he takes a picture of Jay sitting on a horse which was pooping)...this is so going on facebook...
Jay: uugghh...hum nahi baith saktey iss ghorey par...Nasty stuff...crap...
She gets off the horse and right that moment...whistle goes on as a signal to start the race...and cuz off getting off the horse she got disqualified...
Manyata (to sultan her horse): bhaag dhanno hum dono ki izzat ka sawaal hai...(the horse whines cuz of her calling it dhanno)...sorry sorry hamara matlab sultaan...
Both Manyata and Vijay bhai were now on their horses racing and while doing so they were chatting with each other...
Manyata: (on her horse)...hey vijay bhai yeh Jay ko ghoreey ko kya hua..
Vijay bhai: LOOSIES...aur kya expect kar saktey hain aakhir uss ke upar jay jo baithi thi...
Manyata: haan woh toh hai...par achanak se loosies kuch ajeeb sa sound nahi karta...???
Vijay bhai: chalo hum bata hi detey hain...hum ne Jay ke ghorey ko bohat saari broccoli khela di thi...issi liye uss ka tummy bemaar ho gaya...hahahahahhaa...
Manyata: hooo Vijay bhai u r so evil...(Manyata was distracting Vijay bhai to ahead of him and he was falling for it)
Vijay bhai: (by the time he realizes he Manyata was already head of him)...o teri..hum itni peechey kaisey reh gaye...moti bhainss...humein gadha banaya...ab dekho...(he speeds ups)
Now Vijay bhai was again with Manyata...and was annoying the hell out of her...
Manyata (to Vijay bhai): Vijay bhai...tu phir aa gaya...abhi toh peechey chor ke aayi thi main...kya yaar aisey thori na hota hai...yeh toh cheating hai...
Vijay bhai: cheater cock tum ho hum nahi...samjhi cheater aurat...
Manyata: oye aurat kis ko bola...ruk abhi batati hoon...(she speeds up)
Vijay bhai: (tries to speed up but still behind he talks to his horse)...chalo...chalo naa...please please...ganda ghora...bad horsey...bad very...jao ab hum tum peh kabhi nahi baithey gey...
At vijay Bhai's words the horse gets upsets and starts whining...his horse goes all out crazy and starts running backwards...Vijay bhai gets scared and starts yelling where as Manyata upon seeing this started doing balle balle...
Vijay bhai: batameez ghorey...ulta kyun bhaag rahey ho...paagal ghorey...haila yeh toh bilkul crazy hogaya hai...bachao bachaooo...mummy hamein iss ghorey se uttaro...bebhebhebhe...(crying)
Manyata: (almost near the finish line)...O teri khair...yeh bhai ka ghora opposite direction mein...yuhooo...nikal padi...balle balle shawa shawa...balle balle...go sultaan (she crosses the finish line)...yay hum jeet gaye sultaan...yuhooo...
Everyone gathers around Manyata...she gets off the horse and runs to uday and jumps on him...
Uday: woah woah easy princess...
Manyata: uday...(she gets on her knee)...please mujhsse shhadi karlo..please...
Uday: princess...hum tumhi se shaadi karenge par aisey achanak...
Manyata: woh kya hai na agar tumse shaadi nahi ki toh sultaan mujhey kaisey miley ga...I love sultaan...please please mujhse shaadi karlo aur sultaan mujhey dedo...please...(with a puppy dog face)
Uday had a confused look on his face he didn't know what to say...
Alright guys I hope you liked it...sorry it wasn't my best work and thanks for reading...have a nice day =)
Love,
Alissa
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