The Royal Comedy (FF) pt 8 updated pg 32 - Page 6

Originally posted by: ultravioletray

<font color="#9900ff"><font size="6">wow..awesome...thanx 4 the pm...continue soon😃</font></font>

Originally posted by: Kruths97

Wow!! Luved the Manveer scene..!

and this FF is reallly funny and enjoyable👏👏👍🏼

And thankx for PM!! waiting for the next one😊

Hey guys this is part 3...hope you all like it...

PART # 3

In the kitchen...Akash and Chinky were alone and Chinky was taking full advantage of the situation...she was in full on chipku mode...she was slowly walking towards Akash and he was backing off...he looked really scared he was helpless chinky was about about to do something with him...

Akash: (while backing off)...Chinky ji...a...aappp...kk..kkya kar rahi hain...(looking really scared)

Chinky: (just smiling in a cheesy way and still coming close)...

Akash keeps backing up...and realizes that there is a wall behind him and there is no way he could save himself...he was chanting something...he was really scared of Chinky, who was still coming close to him...

On the other hand both Manyata and Vijay were on their way to the kitchen...they had no clue what was going on there...

Scene shifts back to the kitchen...

Akash: pp...p..please...ch...chinky ji...chhor do mujhey...(voice breaking)

Chinky: tu mujh se darta kyun hai...main thori na tumhe maaroongi...mein toh tumhein pyaar karoongi...(gives a cheesy smile and gets even closer to kiss him)

Akash: chiii...jaltu jalaltu aayi bala ko taal tu...jaltu jalaltu aayi bala ko taal tu...

Chinky was on her way with the kiss...when Manyata and Vijay came into the kitchen...

Vijay: EWWW...yeh kya ho raha hai...

Manyata: HOOO...(covers her mouth with her hands)

Chinky jumps backwards and Akash was standing next to the wall...he was covering his face and crying...and Chinky on the other hand looked really happy...she was blushing and was looking red as a tomato...

Manyata (to Chinky): oye dhoban...kya kiya tum ne...???...(suspiciously)

Vijay: yeh driver (pointing towards Akash)...lagta hai iss chicky dhoban ne hamarey driver par emotional attayachar kiya hai...

Akash: (runs towards Manyata and sits down near her feet)...Rajkumari saahib mujhey maaf kardo...

Vijay: wait a sec...M bhai yeh tum se sorry kyun keh raha hai...???

Manyata (to Vijay bhai): abey yaar tu chup baithey ga toh main poochungi na iss bevakoof se...

Manyata (to Akash): kya hua driver tum ro kyu rahey ho...bolo...bolo kya hua...

Akash: Raajkumari saahib woh...woh...Chinky ji ne...meray saath...(starts crying really loudly)

Manyata turns around and looks at Chinky who was standing there with a wide smile...

Manyata (to Chinky): oyee dhoban...tum kya tooth paste ka add karney aayi ho...jo daant dekha rahi ho...

Chinky: woh...(Manyata cuts her off)

Manyata: andar karo daant nahi toh tumharey saarey daant todh doongi...samjhi...ab mujhey tumharey daant nahi dikhne chahiye...

Vijay: dekho kya haal kiya hai iss dhoban ne hamarey pyaarey driver ka...kapdon ke tarah dhoo dala hai uss ko...poor baby...

Manyata (to chicky): dekho uss masoom ki shakal...(pointing towards Akash)...kya halat kar di tum ne uss ki...

Akash: rajkumari ji hamein maaf kar dijiye...

Manyata: tum sorry kyun keh rahey ho...sorry toh iss chipku dhoban ko kehna chahiye...

Akash: nahi Rajkumari ji...main ne choti rajkumari ke kehne peh aapka cake kharaab karne ki tayaari ki hai...

Chinky: haan...aur pata hai...cake ke andar hum logon ne patakha fit kar diya hai...jo zor se phatey ga...boo kar ke...heheheheheee...(still smiling now with her teeth inside)

Manyata (to Chinky): oye chup oye...

Vijay (to Manyata): dekha M bhai...kya kaha tha hum ne...cake ko blast karne ki full planning ki hai Jay bhai ne...

Manyata: ab dekhna kitna mazaa aayega...jab sab ke saamne cake blast hoga...BOOM...(evil smirk)

Vijay bhai: par hamari moti behna yahi to Jay chipkali ka plan hai...

Manyata (to Vijay bhai): arey yaar tu kitna bada dhakkan hai...aur terey saath reh reh ke main bhi maha dhakkan banti ja rahi hoon...

Vijay bhai: waah waah yeh accha hai...hum ne tumhari help ki aur tum hamein hi...bhalai ka toh zamaana hi nahi hai...(sad face)

Manyata: oh GOD kahan phasa diya...arey Vijay bhai...Jay ko expose karney ka kaam aap mujh par chhor dijiye...cake blast bhi hoga aur Jay ki waat bhi lagey gi...(evil smile)

Vijay bhai: I TELL YOU...

The scene shifts to the hall where the party was still going on...Unnati was running late for the party she just came in and was looking for Manyata to wish her happy birthday but she couln't find her anywhere so she decides to ask Uday beacause he was the only one who knew where Manyata was when no one else didn't...

Unnati: hey dada...

Uday: tum aagayi chutki...you are late...

Unnati: I know right...but where is Manyata...kahin dikh nahi rahi hai...

Uday: oh ussey Vijay banna andar le kar gaye hain...birthday surprise deney...

Unnati: woah!!!...agar Vijay banna surprise de rahey hain to phir toh zaroor koi na koi gadbad ho gi...

Uday: tell me about it Unnati...

While Uday and Unnati were talking a random hot guy came in and it looked like he too was looking for someone...he was a really good looking guy...he decided to ask Uday and Unnati...

Guy (to Uday and Unnati): hey guys...do you know where is Manyata...???

Uday: tum ho kon...aur unn ka naam adab se lo alright...unn ka naam rajkumari Manyata hai...(possessively)...

Unnati notices Uday's reaction...

Manyata was coming in and heard what Uday was saying to the guy...

Manyata (to Uday): (she holds Uday's hand and says...)...it's okay buddy...I know him...I was dating him a few days back...its cool...

Uday: (gives a look to Manyata)...

Guy: (he notices Manyata holding Uday's hand)...oh sorry Manyata mujhey nahi pata tha that you guys are a couple...(referring to Uday and Manyata)

Manyata: (tries to clarify)...no dude...it's nothing like...(Uday interrupts)

Uday: you are right...we are a couple...(he pulls Manyata close and wraps his arm around her waist and looks at Manyata who was staring at him looking confused)...Kyun baby tum ne bataya nahi...???...(referring to Manyata)

Manyata: (still looking at him with a confused face)...

Unnati: (was smiling and noticing the confusion between Uday and Manyata)...

Guy (to Manyata): sorry Manyata I did not know...anyways congrats and good luck to you guys...(looking really disappointed and the guy leaves)

Manyata was staring at Uday as if she was going to eat him alive and all he was doing was smiling back at her...Unnati noticed the confusion between the two so she decided to give them some space so that they could sort this out...

Unnati (to Uday and Manyata): I think hamein chalna chahiye...komal aunty ne hamein bulaya tha...(she leaves)

After Unnati leaves Manyata holds Uday's hand and pulls him to the side...

Manyata (to Uday): yeh kya tha...

Uday: kya...hum ne kya kiya...???

Manyata: jhoot kyun bola ussey ke hum couple hain...dekha becharey ki roney wali shakal ho gayi thi...

Uday: oh come on princess...uski shakal dekhi thi kitna rotlu types tha...tumhein toh hamein thanks kehna chahiye aur tum hum par hi gussa ho rahi ho...not fair...

Manyata: not fair ke bachey...(hits him)...he was hot okay...accept it...tum bas jealous ho rahey ho ke meray paas itney saarey boyfriends hain aur tumharey paas aik bhi nahi...haina...???

Uday: I'm impressed princess...itney ajeeb o gareeb ideas tum laati kahan se ho yaar...???

Manyata: ohooo...yaar tum fikar kyun kartey ho...girlfriend chahiye toh kaho na...mein help karti hoon...par tum meri setting kyun khraab kar rahey ho...

Uday: sshhh...(puts his finger on her lips)...tumhe hamarey liye larki dhoondney ki koi zaroorat nahi hai...kyun ke hamein already koi mil chuka hai...(smiling)

Manyata: (her eyes wide open in shock)...hooo Uday tum kaisey friend ho...tum ne mujhey bataya bhi nahi...kon hai yeh ullu ki dum main toh dekhoon...

Uday: nahhh princess ullu ki dum nahi kehte yaar...uski bhi feelings hain yaar...

Manyata: accha badi fikar ho rahi hai uski feelings ki...feelings meri jooti...meri jo marzi aayegi main boloongi...samjhey...bade aaye girlfriend waaleey...(looking really jealous...)

Uday: (grabs her by her waist and pulls her really close)...kya hua baby...tum kahin bura toh nahi lag raha...

Manyata: (looking a little jealous)...oh hero mujhey bura kyun lagey ga...aur tum na mujhey yeh "I'm sexy and I know it " type looks dena band kar do okay...agar uss ullu ki dum i mean tumhari girlfriend ne dekh liya toh woh kuch aur hi samjhey gi...

Uday: toh dekh leney do...(comes even closer)...hamein kisi ka darr nahi hai...

Manyata: (pushes him away)...arey yaar control...main tumhari girlfriend nahi hoon okay...tumhari iss larkiyon ko pataney ki practice main aik din main zarroor phasoongi...

Uday: princess...hum tum par practice nahi kar rahey...hum tumse se sach mein...(interrupted by DS)

DS calls Manyata to cut the cake...and this was the big moment...the blasting moment...

DS (to Manyata): Manyata beta aayiye cake katiye...

Manyata: jee DS...(smiling)...

The cake comes and everyone gathers around...Manyata holds the knife and looks around as if she was waiting for someone...everyone was waiting for her to cut the cake...

Komal (to Manyata): kya hua beta cake kaatiye...

Brijraaj (to Komal): Mahraani ji lagta hai...Manyata bitiya kisi ko dhoondh rahi hain...

Komal: kis ko dhoondey gi Manyata...tumharey dimaag ko...miley toh hamein zaroor batana hum bhi pechle 21 years se ussey dhoondh rahey hain...

Brijraj: Mahraani ji aap please gussa mat hoiye...

DS (to Manyata): Manyata beta...sab wait kar rahey hain...cake katiye...

Manyata: DS...main chahti hoon ke meray saath Vijay bhai aur Jay bhi cake katey...please...please DS...

Uday (to Manyata): (whispers in her ears)...princess tabyat toh theek hai na...Jay ke saath cake katogi tum...

Manyata: bas tum dekhtey joa buddy...aur haan jab main kahoon na toh neechey bend ho jana...okay...

Uday: kya...neechey bend par kyun...???

Manyata: bachna chahtey ho toh jaisa main keh rahi hoon waisa hi karna...okay...(smiling)

Komal: yeh lijiye Manyata Jay bhi aagayi...

Jay: par birthday toh iss moti hippo ka hai toh hum kyun cake kaatein...(looking mad)

Manyata (to Jay): woh kya hai na chudail...main ne tum par itney zulm kiye hain na bas issi liye apne paap dhoney ki koshish kar rahi hoon...

Komal (to Jay): beta Manyata itna insist kar rahi hain toh aap un ke saath cake kaat lijiye na...

Jay (to herself): oh God help me...pata nahi ab kya hoga...

DS (to Jay): jayiye Jay...

Jay agrees to cut the cake with Manyata...Vijay was standing on the other side of Manyata...

Manyata: (signals to Vijay and he gives her a thumbs up)

Manyata holds the knife both Vijay and Jay also hold it with her...Manyata blows the candle...she was now going to cut the cake...

Vijay bhai (to himself): tick tick 1...tick tick 2...tick tick 3

Vijay signals Manyata to bend down...Both Vijay bhai and Manyata bend down and then...

BOOM...!!!!

The cake explodes...Jay was still standing right in front of the cake, which was now all over her...her face was covered with the cake...and she was mad...super dooper mad...

Everyone was shocked...Manyata and Vijay bhai come outside from under the table...

Vijay bhai: (looks at Jay and starts laughing really hard)...wow dekho bhoootttniii...hahahahahhaaa

Manyata: O Teri Jay...yeh kya tumhara naya look hai...(laughing really hard)...

Jay (to Manyata and Vijay): tum dono ki toh...hamara face khraab kar diya...ahhh...hum ab tum dono ko nahi chorein gey...(she takes a huge messy piece of cake and throws it at Vijay bhai and the cake piece gets stuck on his eye)...

Vijay: Teri toh...(he throws the cake at jay but it hits Manyata)

Manyata: Ooyeee...Vijay bhai...tu meri team mein hai ya uss ki...

Vijay: soory sorry galti se...

Manyata (to Vijay): galti se par yeh mein jaan ke maroongi...chudail tu toh gayi...(she throws the cake at Vijay but it hits Brijraj)

Brijraj (to himself out loud) : arey yeh kya...(he takes the cake sticking on his nose and licks it)...kamaal hai...cake toh bada hi accha hai ji...

Komal: accha hai toh saath saath apni naak bhi kha jao na...pata nahi kya karoon mein tumhara...

Brijraj (to Komal): aap kahein gi Mahraani ji...

Komal: (looks at him as is she would eat him alive)...nahi hamein nahi khaana...dekho kaisey bachey hain tumharey...(pointing at Jay, Manyata and Vijay fighting with cake)...kaisey bachey paida kiye hain tum ne...

Brijraaj: (looking really confused)...par Mahraani ji...paida toh aap ne kiye the na...aap bhool gayi...???

Komal: CHUP...aki dum chup...ab tum hamein batao gey kis ne paida kiye the...dono bachey tum par gaye hain...

Brijraj: (starts crying)...S-O-R-R-Y...galti ho gayi...hum ne hi paida kiye the...aap gussa mat kijiye...

Komal: ab roney aur cake khaney se fursat mil gayi ho toh jaake roko apne jangli bachon ko...dekho kaise larh rahey hain...

Manyata: (still busy throwing cake at everyone)...maar teri toh...HALLA BOL...

Uday: (holds Manyata from her waist and picks her up)...princess kya kar rahi ho...choro ussey...

Manyata: Oyeee Uday tu beech mein mat aa nahi toh fazool mein mara jaayega...choro mujhey...

DS: kya ho raha hai...band kijiye yeh sab...hum ne kaha band kijiye yeh sab...

Everyone stops...Manyata, Vijay and Jay all three were standing with their faces down covered in cake...before anyone says anything Manyata says...

Manyata (to DS): daatna mat please...yeh sab iss jaanwar jay ne kiya...pakka promise...issi ne kiya...

Jay (to Manyata): jhooti...bandariya tum ne kiya yeh sab...

Vijay bhai (to Jay): oye chup oye Jay kamini...yeh sab tum ne kiya...

Manyata: haan DS...yeh sab Jay kamini ki planning thi...

DS: jo ho gaya so ho gaya...par hamein Jay, Manyata aur Vijay aap logon se kuch baat karni hai...subha sab se pehley hamarey office main aayiye ga aap log

Party ends and everyone leaves...Uday was also taking his leave for the night...

Uday: okay princess...hum chaltey hain...

Manyata: okay...(she kisses him on the cheek)...byee boo boo

Uday: princess...tum kal hamarey saath club aarahi ho na...

Manyata: oh yeah...no no wait...actually I have to go somewhere...you know...

Uday: oh yeah...I get it...

Manyata: sorry buddy...I'll make it up to you...I promise...

Uday: that's okay dear...take care and call me if anything...

Manyata: haan baba...tumhe hi call karoongi...waisey toh main sab kuch khud hi handle kar sakti hoon par phir bhi...okay...

Uday: (kisses Manyata's cheek)...bye dear...(and leaves)

The next day in Rajmahal...Jay, Manyata and Vijay bhai all three show up at DS's office...DS called them to talk about the cake explosion fiasco...

DS: aayiye...andar aayiye...

All three walk in with guilty faces...

TO BE CONTINUED...

So this was part 3...hope you guys liked it... and sorry for the delay...finals are coming up soon so busy in studying and all... guys please do comment...also if anyone wants the PM send me buddy request...Thank you for reading ...Thanks again...

Love,

Alissa😊