Confession corner !!! - Page 4

Originally posted by: lighthouse

Life is full of bloopers..!!!! 😳 I am trying to remember one that I could share in the forum.. 😉

Same here😳😳.

Originally posted by: lighthouse

When I got married my hubby used to live in Frankfurt. My first day there, I decided to step out of the apartment and at the end of the street kept a mental note of the street name we lived in, Ein Bahn strasse. After walking for ten minutes , made a left turn and walked thru the park and ended on street with same name. Imagine my confusion as I did not speak a word of German and no cell phone and did not know how to get back. I finaly found my way back and found out later what the name meant, "One way street" .. 😆. I read the sign not name of the street. 😳

😆 😆 ...that was good one..... ok i have one more-

when i got married and came to US... my hubby's friend call around 9 in the morning and congratulated us as i was talking to him first time...then i asked about his wife so i can talk to her and he said she has gone out to get milk as milkman is here...then he asked ...when does your milkman come? i said..i dont know he is not here yet 😔


😆 😆.............. then my hubby took the phone and started scolding him for creating good first impression 😆..... now i know that US main milkman do not come 😆

Originally posted by: lighthouse

When I got married my hubby used to live in Frankfurt. My first day there, I decided to step out of the apartment and at the end of the street kept a mental note of the street name we lived in, Ein Bahn strasse. After walking for ten minutes , made a left turn and walked thru the park and ended on street with same name. Imagine my confusion as I did not speak a word of German and no cell phone and did not know how to get back. I finaly found my way back and found out later what the name meant, "One way street" .. 😆. I read the sign not name of the street. 😳

This is amazing!! Lighthouse ji! You might have reached home remembering the landmark near you house something like "Statue of Captivity on a Light house"

Originally posted by: sowmyaa

😆 😆 ...that was good one..... ok i have one more-

when i got married and came to US... my hubby's friend call around 9 in the morning and congratulated us as i was talking to him first time...then i asked about his wife so i can talk to her and he said she has gone out to get milk as milkman is here...then he asked ...when does your milkman come? i said..i dont know he is not here yet 😔


😆 😆.............. then my hubby took the phone and started scolding him for creating good first impression 😆..... now i know that US main milkman do not come 😆

I wish to say one more incident regarding milkman.We buy milk packets and a milkman also comes every morning.When milk wala comes my mother ,me or my bhabhi goes to the door and takes the milk.Oneday I felt lazy and I said I will not go and collect the milk vessel,then my brother said "Why are you shy to meet that milkwala?" then I got angry and I went to take the milk vessel.Normally I don't laugh at dhoodwala,autowala unnecessarily but on that day I remembered my brother's words and I was blushing 😳,laughing 😆 seeing that Dhoodwala and he got confused 😕.

Cheers,

Mythili

Originally posted by: sowmyaa

when i got married and came to US... my hubby's friend call around 9 in the morning and congratulated us as i was talking to him first time...then i asked about his wife so i can talk to her and he said she has gone out to get milk as milkman is here...then he asked ...when does your milkman come? i said..i dont know he is not here yet 😔


😆 😆.............. then my hubby took the phone and started scolding him for creating good first impression 😆..... now i know that US main milkman do not come 😆

🤣 😆 Omg.... Sowmyaa ...I would have loved to see you then..😉

Few yrs back , I had some one from India working in our office. His first winter in northeast and the day after heavy snow fall , he came to work 3 hrs late....!!!!! He thought the ppl who clean the streets in his development also would dig his car out of the snow...😆 He was actualy complaining that they didn't...

Wine tasting- Napa

After winery hopping for hours, we reached Artesa. I was buzzing and yet wanted to have fun. The other couple we went with are our closest friends and I wouldn;t have embarrassed myself, that's what I thought. For a short while, as my husband (designated driver who had enough to be designated 😉 😆 😆 ) walked over to buy some wine, while his friend and I were still tasting..
It was almost closing time and we were served in 4 different wine glasses instead of one at a time. The tasting counter was crowded and we were all sitting pretty close. It turns out that 4 being too hard to count, after gulping down my 4, I had made myself comfortable sipping my stranger neighbour's wine glass 😉 The juvenile unfortunately made a scene 🤢. He calmed down since we paid for his wine tasting, but my friends said I did turn laughing heads at us.

Hmm.. i have a latest one at DM... Mythili was bugging me by calling MNMS ji 😡 😆[her usual treat 😛 ] and I was PMing her NOT to call me MNMS ji.... later I received a "😕 😕" PM from one of my newest friend who accidently got Myth's PM 😳 Classic example of "First impression of 'mentalness'" 😆

Plus there was one where I signed up as MNMS to my tutor in the e-mail 😆 😳 I guess I was following QT di's steps🤣 Its quite embarrassing 😳

Originally posted by: egghatcher

i blew my little soft top last night and i am very repentant ..... to all concerned i say .......friends 👏 🤗 👏 M& M ( myth n maya)wont offer my justifications ......thats not how one rues.. 😳

Eggo, you arrived at wrong address😆😆
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