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Posted: 12 years ago

#71

How dare you call me foul-tempered, you muthaf**ka p#@*$*-face biotch?

^One I made up.

Edited by krystal_watz - 12 years ago

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#72

Some people are rumoured to be humans.

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Posted: 12 years ago

#73

Originally posted by: Freethinker112
A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over; nobody's home.
I went over. Nobody was home.

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441597

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Posted: 12 years ago

#74

I'm a patient man.

So I'm here to meet the Doctor man.

^A lame try.

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Freethinker112

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Posted: 12 years ago

#75

Knock knock, who's there, doctor, Doctor Who?

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441597

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Posted: 12 years ago

#76

Knock Knock. Who's there? Kipdiz. Kipdiz who? Kipdiz jokes coming.

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Freethinker112

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Posted: 12 years ago

#77

When I was born, the doctor came into the waiting room and said to my
father, "I'm sorry. We did everything we could, but he pulled through."

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Freethinker112

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Posted: 12 years ago

#78

^ That's nothing, one year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control.

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441597

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Posted: 12 years ago

#79

^Who'd have been the model for the poster? The empty uterus, l'suppose. 😛

Edited by krystal_watz - 12 years ago

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Posted: 12 years ago

#80

The longer you stare at the phone before picking the call...The bigger is the lie you tell after picking it up...

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