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While drinking my afternoon coffee, I oftentimes stare out the window... and ask myself: Would prison be all that bad?
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During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other
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If you cant afford a kid, then shut your legs. 😛
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I am attracted to those which I cannot have, and I am chased by those which I do not want.!
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Originally posted by: Prometeus

I am attracted to those which I cannot have, and I am chased by those which I do not want.!

so true..
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Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most, live the longest.😆
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I always confuse the words exotic and erotic. That made for a very awkward conversation at my local pet store.😕
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freak people out in public restrooms by saying "come in" when they knock on the stall door ..
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I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy ... I'd have had nothing to play with.
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One day I came home early from work ... I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said "Because you came home early."
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