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Posted: 12 years ago

Learn from your parents' mistakes: use birth control.

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Posted: 12 years ago

Hardwork pays off sometime, procrastination pays off now.

If at first you don't succeed maybe failure's your style.

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Posted: 12 years ago

I blame movies for my high expectations in relationships.

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Posted: 12 years ago

My Facebook device received a phone call today... Weird

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Posted: 12 years ago

I would not be caught dead with a necrophiliac.

I am fat, you are ugly, I can loose the weight.

If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it.

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Posted: 12 years ago

Men need 100% talent to succeed in life... Women need only 4%... because the remaining 36+24+36 helps.. 😛

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Posted: 12 years ago

Every time I cough, the dog thinks I'm barking at him... 😕

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Posted: 12 years ago

Don't ask me to respect your religion when you can't give me the same respect for not believing in yours.

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Posted: 12 years ago

Originally posted by: Prometeus
Every time I cough, the dog thinks I'm barking at him... 😕

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Posted: 12 years ago

Heat makes things expand.. so i am not overweight, i am just a little too warm!!

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