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Ana_R

@LovelyPlanet

Voyager

Posted: 12 years ago

dont think humor is missing from IF but i still like these witty one liners.. feel free to post multi-liners and ratings as well.

My boss told me to dress for the job i want, not the one i have. Now i am sitting outside HR in a batman costume 😊

Edited by lonely0planet - 12 years ago

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Ana_R

@LovelyPlanet

Voyager

Posted: 12 years ago

one more:

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian 😊

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Ana_R

@LovelyPlanet

Voyager

Posted: 12 years ago

One more

It's lonely at the top; but you do eat better.

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Ana_R

@LovelyPlanet

Voyager

Posted: 12 years ago

Cmon guys its lot more better than Boss's virginity post .. 😕

Edited by lonely0planet - 12 years ago

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McNinja

@McNinja

Inactive

+ 3

Posted: 12 years ago

Originally posted by: lonely0planet
Cmon guys its lot more better than Boss's virginity post .. 😕

😆

Eat right. Stay healthy. Die anyway.

Note: I saw this as I'm eating Nutella out of the jar. Justifying myself more than humoring others I suppose 😛

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Forever-KA

@Forever-KA

Rocker

+ 4

Posted: 12 years ago

Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.

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Ana_R

@LovelyPlanet

Voyager

Posted: 12 years ago

Who is "General Failure" and why is he reading my hard disk?

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Ana_R

@LovelyPlanet

Voyager

Posted: 12 years ago

Always go to other people's funerals, or they won't go to yours.

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Ana_R

@LovelyPlanet

Voyager

Posted: 12 years ago

Few women admit their age; few men act it.
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made with meat?

loved second one although iam vegetarian myself 😆

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Ana_R

@LovelyPlanet

Voyager

Posted: 12 years ago

#10

The more people I meet, the more I like my dog

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