MOTW - The Tenth Apprentice - Page 8

Originally posted by: old-black-joe

Anyway, whats with the thank you speech?! 🤣 It's an motw, geez. Not your retirement:/

Originally posted by: old-black-joe

It was a dark stormy night.I was in my hideout, far away from those damn interpol people.



I was lying in bed, with katrina kaif on one side, and deepika padukone on he other. They were both sound asleep.



"pssssssssssssssssssssssssss........."

Arrgh dammit! The katrina kaif blow up doll deflated again! Anyway, it was only me and deepika the- aaah crud! the deepika doll started deflating too.

It was a lonely night. I decided to take a stroll down the beach.

*stroll*

Oh no! Two evil members of the interpol(yeah, from a villains point of view the good guys are evil, got it?!) sarina and angie! They looked at me viciously, their mouths foaming, bellies bulging, and legs wobbling. They were returning from a buffet when they spotted me.



"KILL HIM!!!", shouted sarina, in a perverted but saditic fashion.

"OKAY!" shouted angie, in a sadistic but perverted way.

"YEAAARGH!!" they shouted in sadistically perverted fashionable ways.

They ran after me, but they were useless runners. I jumped into the sea and swam deep inside. The water was so calm,and relaxing. Then I noticed something was lurking beyond my line of vision. It drew nearer, and the lurker revealed itself to be... A SHARK!!!!!!



"Hi, I'm bob!", said the shark.

"Hey sharky boy! could you do me a favour?"

"Sure thing, pal!", said the amiable shark.

"Could you carry two interpol agents for me in your belly? You'd have to chew them a bit, but I'm sure they'll get in!"

"Aww ok!"

As the interpolice went into the sea to meet their amicably gruesome deaths, I reached an island.




I could hear some bad music being sung by an untalented, voiceless man known as amit paul. He was singing in front of a gang of eight people. The people all seemed unusally happy that he was singing. After he left in his teeny tiny boat, the octo friends started eating.

They were old friends of mine. A friendship with aged like wine and aged more to a bitter vinegar. I hated those fools for what they did to me. They mass reported me and I was banned. Foreeverrrrrrrrrrr.................................................... 😡



The hostess was woh ajnabee, who was hosting a chocolate party. She was getting high on chocolate, woo hooing and screaming wildly. She was reeking of chocolate, even her hair was gooey. eww!🤢 I decided to let her die of diabetes in a few seconds, and she did.



Now 7 more people to kill. 😈

After Wa's funeral everyone went to their tents, except for gauri, who was crying.

I went behind a tree and whispered in a gay voice "haaiee gauriii"

Gauri's eyes lit up with lust, love, romance etcetera etcetera.

"TERRENCE?! IS THAT YOU?!!"☺️

"Yeaah baby its meeee, wanna meet me up in the tree?"😉

Gauri ran towards the tree, and thats when I dropped a giant coconut on her head. Her skull cracked open, and yolk started spewing out.

"yaay, omlette!" I said, without any personality. 😳

I ate my omlette and went to the tents. Luckily, the fire was burning. So I took a fiery stick and slowly lit the tent #1. I was betting it would be mister K and karan, but I was wrong. Instead, koeli and middy came running out, screaming their lungs out.

"shh, you'll wake em!", I said angrily. 😡

Thy died slowly and quietly. 🥱

4 more buttholes to go. I went inside mister k and karan's tent. There I didnt have a coconut, or a fire stick, but I did have the omlette.. in my belly. So I let out a silent but deadly fart and they died of suffocation.

two more people were remaining. Slumgod and P1nk. 😃

P1nk was scraming.. "LEAVE ME ALONE, YOU PERVERT!" 😡

"Hee hee hee!! hoo hoo hoo!" Slumdog laughed evilly. 🐷

Suddenly, I felt rage all over me.


"LEAVE MY GAL ALONE, YOU PERVERT!" 😡 I shouted, and lunged for him.we fought like wild animals, while p1nk ate chicken and watched. 😳 She looked cute when she ate chicken. 😳

after a few ones and two's , a few left anf right hooks, the bloodied slumgod, breathed his last. 🤢

"OOOH my hero!" pink cooed. Marry me! ☺️

And we did. ❤️

She died of the flu 60 years later, so that kind of counts right? she got it from me 😃


THE END

Originally posted by: old-black-joe

Anyway, whats with the thank you speech?! 🤣 It's an motw, geez. Not your retirement:/

Originally posted by: Mister.K.

At retirement, Ajnu will publish a book to thank everyone, properly. There will be a segment dedicated to Sarina, Gauri and Karan. The rest of the book will cover her family. The book will also come with a free CD (or a chip, or some silicon wafer dust by then, who knows?!) inserted into a pouch at the back.

Originally posted by: Mister.K.

At retirement, Ajnu will publish a book to thank everyone, properly. There will be a segment dedicated to Sarina, Gauri and Karan. The rest of the book will cover her family. The book will also come with a free CD (or a chip, or some silicon wafer dust by then, who knows?!) inserted into a pouch at the back.

Originally posted by: Emptiness

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha that was hilarious! 🤣

Originally posted by: old-black-joe

You're such an allejandro ,ajnu.

Originally posted by: *Woh Ajnabee*

what are you talking about, lil boy? you didn't even listen to my audio clip!! 😕