MOTW - The Tenth Apprentice

Originally posted by: return_to_hades

[YOUTUBE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXJ6vgHL-3c[/YOUTUBE]


omg that was HILARIOUS 🤣

Citizens of DM
I present to you our next MOTW
It is Old-Black-Joe
So lets see what it is like
To have an Old Black Guy named Joe
Take on the Grill this time
By Decree of the Dark Lord - Let the grilling games begin

Task One: Register for the Dark Lord's Academy

Name - old black joe aka mr. sen 😆
Age - 20
Birthday - june 5th 1990
Location - chennai, land of the idly
What brought you to DM - shahdin told me about dm and I quite like it, lots of scope for my one liners 😆 don't actually like debating on what one should/d'nt do, how things should or should not be, whether any mass of us exists after death, these arent in my line of interest, which is namely, money.. lots of it 400 crores 😆 I'll NEVER have to work againn!!
What do you like and/or dislike about DM -

likes:
interesting people
scope for trolling
decent reasonable mod, not overly harsh like some
less hindi unlike srgmp

dislikes:
the topics are extremely repetitive

got used to srgmp that I feel out of my home sometimes.
lots of fights on this forum and many friends left out of pain or boredom

Task Two: Choose your rivals

Name three members you would like to duel with in this apprentice program? (Cannot be a past apprentice)I would like to duel with shad(she comes up with the best answers) middy(her questions are like mad bombing 😆)and mister K(he's the most unique here 😃)
Why do you think they would be worthy rivals?reasons given above.
How do you plan to vanquish them in their hot seat? by answering them at my jet like speed.

Task Three: Toot your horn

Tell the Dark Lord and the citizens of DM, why you would make an excellent Dark Knight
Friends, enemies, lovers,postmen, gay people, straight people, romans, non romans, rafi fans, non rafi fans(aka hicks),

I am a true knight. That is to say, I am the only one among the previous noobies who can tear through questions with both effectiveness and efficiency, two words which are used repeatedly in business management classes at college and school, although I cant say the same about their teaching, but anyway... plus, until I get out of college, I am the MOST JOBLESS MAN IN THE UNIVERSE. 😆


Task Four: Battle Time

DM'ers prepare your battle stations. Unleash your arsenal of questions.

For your convenience - The Dark Academy Roster
First Apprentice: Karandel_2008 - https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/debate-mansion/1398916/motw-the-first-apprentice
Second Apprentice: Gauri_3 - https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/debate-mansion/1405312/motw-the-second-apprentice
Second Apprentice (part 2) - https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/debate-mansion/1407700/motw-the-second-apprentice-part-deux
Third Apprentice PhoeniX_ofhades - https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/debate-mansion/1410438/motw-the-third-apprentice
Fourth Apprentice Midnight_Shade - https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/debate-mansion/1415502/motw-the-fourth-apprentice
Fifth Apprentice Angie.4U - https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/debate-mansion/1420509/motw-the-fifth-apprentice
Sixth Apprentice Summer3 - https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/debate-mansion/1425478/motw-the-sixth-apprentice
Seventh Apprentice - ReturnToHades - https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/debate-mansion/1430457/motw-the-seventh-apprentice
Eight Apprentice - Emptiness - https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/debate-mansion/1435365/motw-the-eight-apprentice
Ninth Apprentice - *WohAjnabee* - https://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=1440479


Notes & Reminders
1) IF COC & DM rules applicable at all times
2) O & N is fixed but the
3) I do not have a Rafi Sahib collection. However, OBJ reminds me of the devil....so....I also like how Little Johnny beats the Devil. 😆 er, you DO know what little johnny means right? 😕