MOTW - The Second Apprentice (Part Deux) - Page 11

Originally posted by: Mister.K.

OK, here you go. Very unlike me but doing it just for you.

Originally posted by: karandel_2008

Originally posted by: Gauri_3

Wow bahni, tumhari tippaniyon ney toh chaar chaand aur laga diye😆 Abhi furst sey tumharee tippaniyon per vishesh tippani deti hoon.

Originally posted by: SholaJoBhadkey

Originally posted by: *Woh Ajnabee*

Aur meri? 😒

Originally posted by: Gauri_3

Mahi & Belive:

I tell you Mahi wont believe herself that she is reading this

I once asked Believe how he defines his marriage. He responded, "A very expensive way to getting their laundry done free." One evening I was walking Sarina's dog Aria in the neighborhood park hoping to catch one Italian hunk of a man's fancy (he often visits our neighborhood hoping to catch a glimpse of Ajnu methinks). Instead of bumping into the Italian hunk, I bumped into Summer_3 and Believe. Summer was raving about TNF with that honeymoon glow still fresh on his face. He gushed, "My wife is an Angel!" Believe goes, "Lucky you! Mine is still alive!"

ah, poor summerji taking it from Believeji 😆

I think Believe was too much under Qwerty's influence before qwerty tapak gaya thhaa. Neghbors often heard Believe say that women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful.

yeh Qwerty ki description hai ya homer simpson ki 😆

Poor Mahi --- we all used to think --- oh poor poor Mahi! Knowing what kind of person Believe is, I wouldn't blame her for what she did in that crowded elevator the other day. This happened on a bright and sunny Sunday late morning:

ooh I like elevator scenes 😛

As the crowded elevator descended, Mahi became increasingly furious withBelieve, who was delighted to be pressed against a gorgeous young blonde woman.

As the elevator stopped at the main floor, the blonde suddenly whirled, slapped Believe, and said, "That will teach you to pinch!"

Bewildered, Believe was halfway to the parking lot with Mahi when he choked, "I . . . I didn't pinch that girl."

"Of course you didn't," replied Mahi, consolingly. "I did."

They are still together and Mahi claims Believe is still a WIP!

TNF & Summer:

They just got back from their Honeymoon in Hawaii where they bumped into our neighbor Varsha who was vacationing there. The Summers postponed their honeymoon for over a year because they were neck deep in debt after purchasing the smallest house on the block. Anyways, Varsha, always up for a juicy little gossip, called me from Hawaii just to share a juicy little tid bit about our honeymooners Mrs. & Mister Summer. Per Varsha, whenever they bumped into the Summers, Summer looked on cloud nine and TNF looked bored to death. One time, Summer asked TNF:

Summer: Honey, when I die, will you marry again?

TNF: I am afraid I will. You know how much I hate solitude.

Summer: Will you let him drive my car?

TNF: Well, I think so.

Summer: Will you let him sit in my favorite chair?

TNF: Maybe.

Summer: Will you let him have my gold watch?

Debt lag gaya lekin gold watch nahin gayee

TNF: Maybe.

Summer: Will you let him wear my nice suits?

TNF: No, he is shorter.

😆

Hearing this, I was stunned that how can Summer still claim that TNF is an angel! May be he is too good to even see bad news when it is there hitting him on his head. I was walking Sarina's dog, Aria, in the park again the next day when I noticed Summer and Believe talking. I said hi to them and stood near them --- ermmm?.an earthworm right next to believe caught Aria's fancy --- this is why we stopped there.

Anyways, I overheard believe trying to console Summer who'd just found TNF in bed with another man. "Get over it, buddy," Believe said. "It's not the end of the world. Baday baday deshon mein aisee choti choti baatein hotee rehtee thay na. Dil per mat lo. Dimag per lo"

and just chill 😛

"It's all right for you to say," sobbed Summer. "But what if you came home one night and caught another man in bed with Mahi?"

Believe pondered for a moment, then said, "Its mind over matter. I don't mind and he doesn't matter."

Summer looked up, smiled and hugged Believe real tight saying how deep his words are and how the world does not see the wisdom behind Believe's words etc. etc. etc??..I dragged Aria away from there as I spotted that Italian Hunk enter the park.

acha maine pehle kabhi nahin bataya kya ki woh italian hunk gay hai. he was line marooing on me, but I shooed him away (rakhi kaheen tu kaam ayi)😛

acha maine pehle kabhi nahin bataya kya ki woh italian hunk gay hai. he was line marooing on me, but I shooed him away (rakhi kaheen tu kaam ayi)😛

Originally posted by: *Woh Ajnabee*

I don't think even this disclaimer is going to get you out of this mess that you've created for yourself. 😛 GD, I've got one word for you ---- BHHHHAAAAAGOOOOO! 😆

abhi kyoon bhaagoon? Abhi unarmed sena naheen aayee hai😆

Mister & Mrs Ajnu: Empty & Ajnu

Oh Lord, I knew I saw this coming .... 😆

kyoon bhala? Kaheen woh dil mei haan aur ooper sey na wali baat toh naheen😡😆

Is this Jab We Met inspired? 😆 Too bad Empti isn't Shahid Kapoor. 😒😆

Naheeh yaar! Ek adapted joke - like most of the other stories in this post.

You have made me too sweet here, GD, I would've just pulled the one he was using if I needed to. 😆

phir baat aagey kaisey badhtee?😆

Empti ki rag rag ka pata hai na aapko, GD. 😛

😆 woh toh hai! Jokes assign karna bhi koi asaan kaam thodey na hai!

🤣 🤣 This was EXCELLENT!! 🤣 Its okay, di, Empti deserves at least one punchline na. The rest of your story makes a total bakra out of him. 😛

just like we did yesterday😆 awww poor Empti! Where is he today?

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Now Empti will never ever flirt with me again. No wonder he's not around today either. 😆😆 Oh my God, THIS made my day. 😆 Kahan Empti chaand taare dhoondhne nikla tha aur kahan usko khuda mil gaya. 😆😆 Toilet routine? 🤣

🤣 Oh my God, bechara Empti!! Pyaar mein kya kya nahi karna padta. 😆😆

P.S. Empti I had nothing to do with this so you can take it up with GD, okay? 😳😆

oye😡 hansney sey pehley yaad naheen aayaa thha na😆

SholaJoBhadkey & Qwerty:

🤣 🤣 That sounds so like SJB! 😆 Wonder if Qwerty ji's wife really does that. 😛😆

Oh my God, yeh kaunsa Kazi hai jisne 50 years ka clause daal diya? 😆 SJB ne dekhe bagair hi kabool hai keh diya. 😆 Too bad Qwerty ji didn't find a pundit who could sneak in a "one whole janam" clause. 😆😆

This is why I am in control, not qwerty😆

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Someone tell Qwerty ji to come read this. Can't. Stop. Laughing. 😆😆😆 Waise yeh ho kya raha hai - Muslim shaadi, Christian heaven ...?!? 😆😆 Too bad SJB didn't convince Qwerty ji that langda is the better mango while she was at it. 😆😆

Oh man! I don't know how I forgot about the mango war😆 warna do-chaar peti langda waheen khilwa deti SJB sey😆 Swarg na mila swarg jaisa aam hee mil gaya. Og yeah, shayad isi liye naheen khilwaya😆

Krystal & Icethinker:
Kahan uski Swedish wife aur kahan GD ne Icethinker ko yahan phasa diya. 🤣 🤣 🤣 Icethinker will drop dead if he found out you made him swing both ways in your MOTW. 🤣 🤣 🤣 Empti se uthkar kab Krystal pe giraah usko kuch hosh nahi hoga. 😆😆😆

abhi karan ka set baki hai, mere dost. Empti key saath phir sey fit ker diya jayega 😆

P1nk & Debu:

Pink se bolo natak khatam kare .... usne yeh sab Empti se chutkara paane ke liye toh kara tha. 😆😆 Poor Debo, he was just raving on yesterday about all the girls being older than him. 😆 Oh my God, I just realized that Pink's saas and sassur are Karan and Sarina. 🤣 🤣

Naheen Ajnu. Woh toh aayee thhee yahan Empti kee khabar lene per phir ussey veenu mil gaya😆 dono mia hain ab😆

Karan & Sneha:

🤣 Bechari Sneha bach gayee. 😆 Karan tera kya hoga .... chordo raakhi baandna aur dhoondlo apne liye koi Rakhi Sawant. 😆😆😆

I just got an idea! How about I change the song to - bhaiyya mere rakhi key bandhan ko nibhana from tied to the whipping post😆

Middy & Mindgoogling:

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Poor Googly, poori raat usne uss bar mein spend kari hogi phir toh. 😛😆😆

Did you see their picture that googly posted😆 classic hai😆

Angie & POH:

🤣 🤣 🤣 Angie kahan phas gayee ... POH ko abhi tak joke nahi samajh aayi (I just read his comments in the topic) 😆😆😆. Angie who's the daddy of the third child? 😛Kahin tumne hum sab ko peeche chodke uss Italian hank ko toh nahi pakad liya? 😆😆 Sshh, don't tell GD, she will kaccha chabao you. 😆
😆

Kya yaar😡 bahni kee nazar bhi uss hunk per hai😆

Sarina & Baz:

🤣 🤣 🤣 GD, your punchlines are awesome!! 😆

Thanks, dear! But can't take credit for that. It was "inspired"😆

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Baz bohat hi buri tarhan se baazi haar gaya hai. 😆😆

baazi haar gaya ya maar gaya😆 he is a free bird now😆

Mahi & Belive:

Haila, kaun hai yeh Italnian hunk, I want to meet him. 😳😆 Sssshhh, don't tell Empti, or I won't be getting my own blanket tonight. 😆😆

That is a mystery. Sarina frools over him too. Visit my scrapbook😆

Yeh toh Rab ne banadi jodi. 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Nothing much else to say here except Mahi will spend the rest of her life singing "tera zara sa bhi dola jo imaan, tu saala kaam se gaya." 🤣 🤣 🤣

Excellent situational song! See, I did not even think of it. Naheen toh radio per yeh hee baj raha hota unn key ghar mein😆

TNF & Summer:

Oh man! 🤣 🤣 🤣 Looks like Shads found someone on shaadi.com finally. 😆😆😆

You forgot to mention here that Believe is shorter than Summer. 😛🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Oh my God, I'm going to run out of here before either of them catches me. 😆😆😆😆

hey hey hey.....we don't swap on our block😆 Lagta empti kee sangat ka asar ho raha hai tum per the way you are hellbent on making this couple a threesome😆

Mister K & my_view:

Oh my God, Mister K ki toh khoob band bajayi hai yahan pe. 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣🤣 Poor my_view, kahan phas gayee ... she only comes to have serious debates aur yahan uski shaadi kar daali. 😆😆 I won't comment much on this one in fear of Mister K's glares .... but I had a blast reading it. 🤣 🤣 🤣 Although I will say that nothing beats Empti turning Muslim. 🤣 😆😆😆😆

Nah, koi band wand naheen bajayi. I knew he will be a sport about it. And I also knew some here would love the conversion twist to your story😆

Originally posted by: *Woh Ajnabee*

Aur meri? 😒