MOTW - The Second Apprentice (Part Deux) - Page 13

Originally posted by: Gauri_3

🤣 🤣 🤣 👏👏👏 This had me in splits, K😆

Originally posted by: Gauri_3

Let me introduce you to the 10 couples who are my neighbors. We all live on the same block - DM Dhamaka - along with some bachelors. There is a cute italian guy that I am crusing over recently but he does not live on our block. He visits our neighborhood park though and I like to think that he finds me cute.

Let's take a walk around my block!

Mister & Mrs Ajnu: Empty & Ajnu

How they met: Through a scheduling mix up, Empti and Ajnu, who have never met before, found themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. It was late, the train was full, and everyone else was already asleep. After the initial embarrassment, they both managed to get to sleep; Ajnu on the top bunk, Empti on the lower bunk.

In the middle of the night ajnu leaned over and said, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly pass me another blanket."

Empty leaned out and, with a glint in his eye, said, "I've got a better idea ... let's pretend we're married."

"Why not," giggled Ajnu (thinking abhi waat lagati hoon iskee. Samajhta kya hai khud ko!)

"Good," Empti replied. "Get your own blanket."

Needless to say, this left Ajnu seething. (wait a minute, Ajnu, punchline is going to you babes. Have trust in me🤗)

Story did not end here. They fell in love and they ended up getting married. But?.but?but --- on one condition: Ajnu had Empty convert to Islam. It was hard for Empti but he had no other way out as he had already promised that he is chhand tarey tod laney type wala ashiq who will become whatever Ajnu wants if and only if Ajnu agrees to marry him. So yes ? Ajnu did marry him, made him convert and made sure he follows the toilet routine that he posted in his other avatar! She also made sure that he makes the bed each morning and he takes out the blankets and hands them to ajnu each morning!

What does Empti do --- He can't do much given his very public declarations of his love and all that he can do for love on Gauri's MOTW. But, he does thank his stars for his earlier avatar getting banned and all those posts getting deleted. Warna pata naheen Ajnu aur kya kya kerwati apart from following the Islamic toilet guidelines that he himself posted. Now a days, Empti enters the bathroom with his right foot in first and leaves it with his left foot out first. Baki sab yahan naheen likha jaa sakta.

hahahahahahahahahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣...... .... that is for pairing me and my jaaneman together 😃 😆..... as for me converting to Islam, no problem!... anything for Ajnu jaan! 😆

Originally posted by: Mister.K.

I am sure Empti will be there to pick her up on the rebound.

After all, we were traveling in the same train too as Ajnu and him, right next to their compartment; Empti got my_view some puri sabzi when the train stopped for a minute. He heard my_view telling me that she doesn't eat meat. Passed on his blanket as well. It took all my philosophical rambling to still keep my_view on my side after his wonderful_yet_flirtatious gestures.

Originally posted by: Emptiness

[Gauri_3]

Mister & Mrs Ajnu: Empty & Ajnu

How they met: Through a scheduling mix up, Empti and Ajnu, who have never met before, found themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. It was late, the train was full, and everyone else was already asleep. After the initial embarrassment, they both managed to get to sleep; Ajnu on the top bunk, Empti on the lower bunk.

In the middle of the night ajnu leaned over and said, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly pass me another blanket."

Empty leaned out and, with a glint in his eye, said, "I've got a better idea ... let's pretend we're married."

"Why not," giggled Ajnu (thinking abhi waat lagati hoon iskee. Samajhta kya hai khud ko!)

"Good," Empti replied. "Get your own blanket."

Needless to say, this left Ajnu seething. (wait a minute, Ajnu, punchline is going to you babes. Have trust in me🤗)

Story did not end here. They fell in love and they ended up getting married. But?.but?but --- on one condition: Ajnu had Empty convert to Islam. It was hard for Empti but he had no other way out as he had already promised that he is chhand tarey tod laney type wala ashiq who will become whatever Ajnu wants if and only if Ajnu agrees to marry him. So yes ? Ajnu did marry him, made him convert and made sure he follows the toilet routine that he posted in his other avatar! She also made sure that he makes the bed each morning and he takes out the blankets and hands them to ajnu each morning!

What does Empti do --- He can't do much given his very public declarations of his love and all that he can do for love on Gauri's MOTW. But, he does thank his stars for his earlier avatar getting banned and all those posts getting deleted. Warna pata naheen Ajnu aur kya kya kerwati apart from following the Islamic toilet guidelines that he himself posted. Now a days, Empti enters the bathroom with his right foot in first and leaves it with his left foot out first. Baki sab yahan naheen likha jaa sakta.

hahahahahahahahahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣...... .... that is for pairing me and my jaaneman together 😃 😆..... as for me converting to Islam, no problem!... anything for Ajnu jaan! 😆

Originally posted by: karandel_2008

yeh FB pe kya kya chalta rehta hai? kabhi kitchen counter pe encounter and kabhi gay hunk 😛

Originally posted by: the_Naked_face

what is the age difference between me and summer?? tooooooo much!

No wonder i was in bed with another man 😆...i wonder who this other man is?? king anu?😆

anyways, now that you have paired me with summer i feel like singing the song ''main kya karoon ram mujhe budha mil gaya''...Jokes, I love my muffins! regardless of the age! 😆...

Xoxo

Originally posted by: Mister.K.

Did you see the movie, Cheeni Kum?

Originally posted by: *Woh Ajnabee*

Karan you are soooooooooooooooo desperate!! 😆

Originally posted by: the_Naked_face

what is the age difference between me and summer?? tooooooo much!

No wonder i was in bed with another man 😆...i wonder who this other man is?? king anu?😆

anyways, now that you have paired me with summer i feel like singing the song ''main kya karoon ram mujhe budha mil gaya''...Jokes, I love my muffins! regardless of the age! 😆...

Xoxo