Originally posted by: return_to_hades
Task# If has decided to host Ajnu ka swayamvar. Tell us about all the suitors Ajnu gets. What they do to impress her. How she rejects them all and who she picks in the end.
Here is your task: :P ( i will write down these tasks in random order as they are long and will post them whenever they are finished)
*** The Day ***
Ajnu's swayamvar was hosted sometime in winters as the cold season calms her anger slightly.
People came in hordes to try to win her heart. She was a celebrity after all.
RTH thought it would be a cake walk given their bond tht was ever growing stronger.
Ajnu: "Hi wifey!!! :D Great to see you. You know it is my swayamvar today and geez!! so many cra-cra people lining out there."
RTH: "yes, I came to..."
Ajnu: (cutting in between) "Look wifey, I dont plan to marry any cra-cra, but if I do I will make you the special guest. Just watch how I dispatch the unholy crowd one by one, back to their mess. While sweet muffin will you clean the house for me?"
RTH was devastated and she thought to herself "Clean the house :(?", "Just a special guest :(?" Anyway she went to another room in order to hide her tears.
***Believe's Philosophy***
It was then that Mister K entered the house.
Mister.K.: "My search for 'that' has brought me here."
Before Ajnu could reply, Believe pops up from nowhere as he usually does.
Believe: " law of diminshing marginal utility proves that we shld better be married 😉 😆"
Ajnu: (confuzzled) "Law what?!!"
Believe: I believe a real law needs no proof, no evidence, no witness, no argument.... a real law is immediately followed b anybdy who hs even a small mount of intelligence... 😊 The real law has its own energy. Energy can neither be destroyed nor (Ajnu interrupts)
Ajnu: "Look, I will give you a small task. Do you see Mister K? If you can convince him that the search for 'that' is futile, then may be you have a chance!"
We see a smile on Believe's face. He is thinking "ek nahin hazaar baar convince karunga😉 😆" In the background we hear him addressing Mister K with some kind words "Mister K English language has so many words why run after only "that". Every language main aise chote chote words hote hain. Just Chill 😃 ...."
Later we got to know that the discussion ended up slightly longer and ended up in Believe absconding. Mister K was found searching him "before finding 'that' I need to find Believe so that I can kill him".
*** Cloddy the funny bone ***
Cloddy actually saw Believe hurrying away at the gate.
Cloddy "Believe ji just chill 😉"
Believe didnt pay any attention and ran away.
Cloddy: "Oye Ajnu ji kya haal chaal. Nayi gaadi, nayi dress and ab naya husband bhi aane waala hai 😆"
Ajnu: "Tang kheetchna band karo 😡 "
Cloddy: "Arey I havent traveled so many miles just to kheechofying your tang. It was so difficult but the iron resolution kept me going!"
Ajnu angry but still smiling "oh poor baby has travelled so long just for me :)"
Cloddy: " I hope you wont say no....... if I borrow your purple light switch. Afterall its your swayamvar and in your new home you wont need it :)"
Ajnu was horrified a memory came to her mind when in the flirt club Cloddy was found kissing a light switch. That caused all the lights to go off and Karan Gengu became good friends ever after.
Ajnu was so angry that sad cloddy had to return empti handed.
** Virgin Vampire tries to bite**
After that it was the turn of our virgin vampire POH.
Ajnu: "POH!! but you resolved to stay unmarried !!"
POH:(blushing) "Since when I met you, I forgot all resolutions and all"
Angry Ajnu started bombarding POH with so many questions: "You love sick puppy, Do you know how immoral it is to break resolutions?, Will you forget me when you see RTH?,
Why do you call yourself a Vampire?, Why do you think it is good to be married?"
POH found the last question as a good debate topic and both of them started debating. RTH couldnt resist joining them. In the end RTH convinced POH that marriage is futile and POH loves only RTH and no one else. POH agreed beyond no doubt and after that he went missing in action for several weeks.
*** Rest of the Gang ***
But look who was there next.
Emptiness: "I am ready to forget P1nk if you marry me 😊"
But, oh boy the surprise!! Annoyed P1nk popped up from the almirah. "I suspected you all along and I was hiding here. Now you will see! You crack!". She dragged Emptiness away to his home and then she went to her house. After a few minutes, they both logged on their comp and discussed/chatted away on this issue for hours. The mod had to interfere many times because of angry abuses being hurled away towards Emptiness...
Actually, when P1nk was "taking" Empti away she wasnt always angry. For a moment she smiled at Gengu who was next in the line, before resuming her stern expression. It was the turn of Gengu now.
Gengu: "Terrence lewis sucks he is gay and a bozo :P. And look I can stop listening to Rafi for 1 hour if you marry me, Gengu your God :P"
While Ajnu is searching for a baseball bat to shoe away another Terrence hater, Karan pops up : "Gengu, I will give you a special edition CD if you go out of my way to marry Ajnu"...
Gengu's face expression changes. He is in tears hearing about the special edition CD of Rafi. And next! with a big thud, Mind googling falls from a window and both of them hug Karan. Both of them are in tears and they enquire more about the CD" Karan sends them running to some location to collect the CD. And Its time to talk to Ajnu.
Karan: "love-dove I always..." (Ajnu interrupts)
Ajnu:(is red with rage) "You spoil sport!! 😡 You never answered questions related to me in your MOTW. Dont ever show your face to me. Get out and go back to your secret location! I dont care where ever it is!"
After Karan was dispatched, Ajnu asked ACP Debu to follow Karan to find out his place. ACP Debu lost him when ACP discovered that the downloading of episode 38 of CID has finished in his laptop.
*** Who's Next ? ***
While the above were dispatched.
Ajnu cried: "Next!"
no answer
Ajnu: "Next!"
no answer...
Now Ajnu realised that she had mercilessly dispatched "all" the contenders. Suddenly she felt lonely. Will she remain unmarried forever? Who will feed her brownies? Many of these critical questions were on her mind.
RTH who had wiped off her tears by now was watching the face expressions of Ajnu thought it was time she took the "initiative". She grabbed Ajnu and kissed her. Packed her in the car, dropped some brownies besides her and kidnapped her away.
Since then they lived happily ever after: dining on brownies, fighting over Wii and TV and drooling together over Terrence.
Edited by karandel_2008 - 15 years ago
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