Hr Zulm...!(New Experimental VM @PG 139) - Page 27

DRUNKEN PARROT...!

Mujhy Dunya walun sharabi na samjho
Main peeta Nahi Hun pilai gayii hay...😉

Bureau fills with this Shaky pinching voice roaming around, Officers really irritated but...!

The usual day started as DUO and Parrot coming from a Spot after Investigation reached Bureau in Good Mood due to Drizzle weather, here RAJAT, FREDDIE, SHERYA were Ready to move to DD Bar with Parrot to nab a Culprit named RAJU...

Parrot moved with RAJAT and Team and DUO went to Bureau, here RAJAT entered inside with all, Parrot was sit on FREDDIE shoulder, here RAJAT and Team started to interrogate the ppl suspected and asking about RAJU...

Parrot looking here and there, He feels some interests in Different Spot Lights, Loud Music, Smoke and all... He feels that He was in a Rocking Floor so He was starting Flying and in that He was taking Sips from Drinks of Different Colors and Taste either He went to Customers tables and Siping their Drinks, Customers thought that it's the New Idea of Bar to attract Customers so said in Laugh n Smile...

Customer: Oye, Toota bhi aa Gaya peeny ko... (in drunk) Biro acha hy... Ye lay...

other Customer: O Bar wala Toota Ka Mafiq ban Gaya...

Parrot really Happy to having Free Drinks, He feels that His Vision and Flying turn to Shaky so hit with a Counter, FREDDIE grabs Him and He started Laughing as...

Parrot: Oye hoyey... Chaar... Hahahah... Chaar Chaar Mochein... Hehehe... Gruppp...

RAJAT, FREDDIE exchange Glances, RAJAT easily grasps that Parrot Drunked as His mouth had a Bad Smell... Here Parrot trying to pull out His body from FREDDIE palms with Singing...

Parrot: Mujh ko Yaarun Maaf kr do...
Hayey Main Nashy mein Hun...😆

RAJAT wrapped the Session and all moving out, here in Scorpio, Parrot creating Fuss with SHERYA...

Parrot: Grppp, aayey Larki, Lao Ticket dikhao... Bus mein Free mein bethti ho... Grata... Sharam Nahi aatii...

SHERYA (shock): Parrot...

Parrot (angry): kya, Larki, Main Tum ko Parrot dikhta Hun...

SHERYA (rash): tou kya ho...

She is trying to sit with difficulty as He was knocking on Her arm so FREDDIE grabs him as

Parrot (added:) Main ACP Hun.. samjhi... (strong) ACP Parrotman...

FREDDIE bursts into laugh while RAJAT really Hides it, here Parrot again creating Mess with SHERYA to throw Her out from Jeep so RAJAT ordered Here...

RAJAT: SHERYA, Tum aagy aa jao...

Parrot (shock): kya tum Driver Uncle kay sath betho gi... Bina Ticket...

RAJAT (murmurs): Driver Uncle...

Parrot: ACP Parrotman kay hotay huay koi aur aagy bethy, ye Us ki Beizzati hay (RAJAT pat on His head) (Parrot again to FREDDIE) Condactor Uncle, main aagy bethun ga...

FREDDIE look at RAJAT with Smile, RAJAT signaled and FREDDIE comes to Back with SHERYA and sit Him with Seatbelts on Front... Jeep started as Parrot voice...

Parrot: Nasha ye Jeep mein Nasha hay...

FREDDIE: Parrot gana yun hy...

Nasha ye Pyar ka nasha hay...

RAJAT really rush the Jeep leave FREDDIE and Parrot on their Singing... RAJAT wanted to reach to Bureau in Hurry with thinking...

RAJAT (thinking): jitni jaldi ho, isy DAYA Sir aur ABHIJEET Sir kay pass pohancha deta hun ta kay Wo isy VET ko dikha dein...

They reached Bureau, All Entering, Parrot turned to SHERYA and ask...

Parrot: aye Larki, jao Apnay Ghar jao, yahan main rehta hun... Gruppp... Samjhi...

ABHIJEET: kya Darwazy pr Shoor macha rakkha hay, aander aao...

RAJAT on early basis told all in Tension, DUO really worried as in Flaying Parrot hit with table and walls so ABHIJEET called the VET while DAYA grabs Him and He was trying to move out from His grip... ABHIJEET after putting Off Call tell DAYA...

ABHIJEET: Yaar, aaj Saaray shehr kay Vets nay strike ki hui hay, Dr. RAJESH bhi Family kay sath Lonavla gaya hua hay, keh raha tha kay Politicition say ly kr aam aadmi tak kay Sharabi honay ka tou pata tha, ye Sharabi Toota pehli baar suna hay...

DAYA (rash as Parrot hits His Beak on His Fingers to move out): tou kaha kya...

ABHIJEET (shook shoulders): Enjoy...!

DAYA jerked and Parrot went inside the cabin but hit with Cabin Door, DAYA trying to Grab Him and Sat Him on His Shoulder and starting to Walk...

Parrot (tense): Motay Tum Jhooly mein Mujhy lay aayey ho...

DAYA (shock and Rash after hearing this MOTA): Main Chal raha Hun...

Parrot (tightens grip with): Jhooly mein...

Due to that Grip, DAYA eyes covered with his wings and He smashed with ACP Sir cabin Door, Parrot laughing after entering inside as...

Parrot: hahahah... dekha ACP say bhais karny ka anjaam... Maza aaya na...

He stand over table with Shambling after hitting here and there and suddenly Screaming...

Parrot: aaa... Parrot ka Jahaz doob raha hay... Bachao... Bachao... (all entering so ordered) Pakro... koi ACP ko Pakro... Bachao...

DAYA grabs Him so He stand little Erect and when DAYA lose again Shaking so now stand with Pen pot to give Support to His Body with rash...

Parrot: aaj Tum Sub ki Chutti Band...

All: kya...?

ABHIJEET: Dimagh theek hay...

Parrot: Tum nay ACP say aisay Baat ki... Tum ko Punishment dena paray gi... hmm.. chalo 100 times apna Poora Naam likho... (to SHERYA) aye Larki Tum phir aa gayii.. (SHERYA angry) (Parrot again) chalo wahan Dewaar ki taraf Munh kr kay Khari ho jao...

SHERYA look at all and now DUO really comes to Action, they exchange a Naughty glance to each one and ABHIJEET started...

ABHIJEET (to Parrot): Sir, magar mujhy tou apna poora naam hee nahi malum..?

Parrot (shock): kya... (sad murmur) kya hoga is Desh ka.. (to ABHIJEET) likho... Sr. Inspector ABHIJEET TAREEKA JEE AIN...

DAYA bursts His Laugh while all really hide Smile hardly... Parrot turn to DAYA in Anger...

Parrot: tum Hansay kyun... haan... tumhara Lunch Time band...

DAYA (rash): aby...

Parrot: chup Motay Ganju...

Now ABHIJEET can't Resists on His laughter Blast and FREDDY accompanying Him... DAYA Quiets, here Parrot again to SHERYA...

Parrot: ayey Larki... Sunai Nahi deta...

SHERYA look at ABHIJEET who was starting to Write His FULL NAME given by Parrot so moved to Wall and stand after moving Her face towards wall...

Here DCP came suddenly without Prior information and entered inside ACP cabin after seeing members there, He entered and Parrot teased after seeing Him...

Parrot: ahannn... (tease with shaky tone) Dangerman aaya hy...

DUO really hides smiles and comes in Trouble too... They knew now DCP creating Messing as...

DCP (rash): ye sub kya ho raha hy... ACP kahan hy...

Parrot: kya, Tumein ACP Nazar Nahi aa raha... Main Hun CID Ka ACP, (proud) ACP Parrotman...

DCP: hahahahaha... tou CID Mumbai ko ab Ek Popat chalyey ga... (smelling) kesi aajeeb sii Smell aa Rahi hay...

Parrot: Naha kr aaya karo... Samjhy... Dangerman...

All really enjoying this as after long, someone pulling DCP leg... DCP in a bit of Shock so shout...

DCP: Sharab...

Parrot (angry): kya Tum Sharab pii kr aayey ho... Wo bhi Bureau mein... Buddhy...
its really Difficullt to control Laugh as Parrot pretending ACP Sir role with some Soap Serial effect which gives a New aura... Here DCP rash and taken out His Cell with...

DCP (angry): abhi PRADYUMAN ko Phone laga kr poochta Hun Kay kya Tamasha hy ye...

DUO exchanged glances Now and ABHIJEET stopped Him by taking Him aside as...

ABHIJEET: Sir, darasal Hum Ek Mujrim ko pakarny kay liyey Parrot ko Sharabi ki Rehearsal Karwa rahy hain, Us Kay Dimagh mein yehi baat sawar hay, (soft tone) Itny Juniors kharay hain... Wo tou Khud ko Sharabi hee Samjh raha hy... bekaar mein aap Kay sath Badtameezi kr day ga...

DAYA (comes near with): haan Sir, bekaar mein aap ki Izzat kharab ho jayey gi...

DCP looked at Parrot and His Grup Grup, while realizing DUO comments and now leave... Here Parrot asked PURVI...

Parrot: Tum, annn... Tumhara Naam kiya hay.. idhar aaoo...

PURVI moved ahead, He asked in Secrecy as...

Parrot: Tum kya fair n Lovely lagati ho..?

PURVI tried but really Her Smile can't hide so moved Head in Yes, Parrot ordered...

Parrot: Mujhy bhi laga do...

PURVI look at all, ABHIJEET nodded so She taken out it from her Handbag which was on Her Chair and get back to Parrot and trying to applying on His face as DAYA signaled to take waterdrop on Her Plam and Applying it, Parrot cant see that as He was taking His Sitting Position after ordering DAYA as...

Parrot: Motay Ganju... idhar aao...

DAYA boils in Anger but moved towards Parrot who ordered Him to stand behind Him as...

Parrot: aisa karo, yahan kharay ho jao, grup... Main tumharay Pait say Teak laga kr Beth jata hun, (all realy really tried hard to control on laugh) (parrot after jerking head) pata nahi hr cheez Terhi hee dikh rahi hay aur batao Case ka kya hua...

DAYA obeyed and replying in Shock voice as...

DAYA (shock): kaun sa Case...?

Parrot: kya, Tum Case bhi Kha gayey...

He pinching his Beak inside DAYA Tummy, an OUCH comes out from His Mouth... whereas PURVI started Her Work but before that, Parrot ordered to VINEET and PANKAJ as...

Parrot (to VINEET): chalo yahan aa kr Meray pair dabao...

VINEET comes Forward and trying to Press Parrot Foot which are too Small so parrot further said...

Parrot: aur Ungli bhi...

DAYA exchange glance with ABHIJEET, VINEET involved in Work, Parrot ordered PANKAJ as...

Parrot: aur Chotay Motay Tum... chalo Mujhy Pankha karo...

PANKAJ: AC chal raha hay...

Parrot (angry): Bewakoof, AC chalta nahi, apni jagah laga rehta hay... chalo jaldi karo...

PUNKAJ started his work with the help of Handy fan...

Here NIKHIL came inside as He did not know about the Recent Scenario, He saw everyone at ACP Sir cabin so moved there found Parrot sat in Laying Position over ACP table with help of DAYA Tummy, PURVI rubbing something over Parrot Round face, VINEET presseing His Claws, PUNKAJ fanning, SHERYA stand infront of wall while ABHIJEET sit on Two Seater and Writing something...

He just came here from Parking and heard DCP Call to ACP and after coming telling this to Parrot in bit Happiness...

NIKHIL: Parrot, Tum na apni Naukri Khatray mein daal di hay... DCP Sir Tum ko Suspend krny waly hain...

Parrot (angry): kya Tum ko ACP say Baat karni nahi aatii... (NIKHIL confuse) Tum Khud ACP banna chahtay ho na... sub samjh raha hun Main... chahty ho Kay Main Suspend ho jaon.. ACP Parrotman Ghar beth jayey... hain na... (loud tone) DAYA aur ABHIJEET buht Garbar hay ye Aadmi... (beating him) isy Jail mein Band kr do...

ABHIJEET (standup with): magar...

Parrot look at ABHIJEET harshly and starting to beat NIKHIL and take him on the way to Bureau Jail and after His Entry inside Jail, He tried to close the door by hitting it from his small foot but fell with turn... Just trying to settle in air and said...

Parrot (dialogue tone): ab paray Sarty raho... Murghi Ka Anda Khany tak...

ABHIJEET (pat on his head with): aye Bhagwaan... Aby Phansi Ka Phanda Aany tak...

All bursts their Laugh... Before Parrot say anything... TAREEKA came in, She was Confused after seeing NIKHIL inside Bureau Jail and everyone rounded Him...

TAREEKA: kya hua..?

Parrot neck turned in a Bit and He expel anger on PURVI as...

Parrot: ye kya, Tum nay Parlour mein kisi aur ko bhi Bula liya...

TAREEKA (shock): Parlour...

Parrot: Tum kis say milnay aayii ho... haan..?

TAREEKA: ACP Sir say...

Parrot (jerking): kya... (suspicious tone) Tum ACP ki Dost ho..?

TAREEKA: Nahi bhae...

Parrot (suspicious): Girl Friend...?

ABHIJEET pat on His Head while TAREEKA completely Ashamed on all Smiles... Parrot thought...

Parrot: kya Mujhy Ishq Wala Love ho gaya hay... kitni Gandi baat hay... (to TAREEKA) batao, Hum log kahan mily thy... haan..?

TAREEKA: yahein...

Parrot (pat on his small head and murmur): haaa... ab kya hoga... Main tou is Larki ko jaanta bhi Nhai... kahein ye Meray Pehlay Janam ka Pyar tou Nahi...

Here DUO look at Him, He was looking Tense, Scared and mostly lost in Thought so moved and asked...

ABHIJEET: Parrot...

Parrot hugs Him and started Crying Loudly with...

Parrot: ABHIJEET... Mujhy Pyar ho gaya hay...

ABHIJEET (shock): kya...? Kub...? Kaun hay Wo...?

Parrot (wiping tears): ye Jo Larki Khari hay Saamny... isi say...

ABHIJEET (look at TAREEKA and gasping with): TAREEKA Jee...

TAREEKA (rash): kya Boly ja rahy ho Tum Parrot... kis nay Bola ye...

Parrot: abhi Tum hee tou bol rahi ho kay Tum ACP ki Girl Friend ho... haan...

TAREEKA: Dimagh Kharab hay kya... Main nay aisa kub kaha..?

Parrot (convincing): kuch nahi kehnay ka matlab HAAN hee hota hay... Samjhi... Mujhy Bewakoof mut samjh... ACP Parrotman hun Main...

ABHIJEET pat on His Head, DAYA was really just Laughing without Voice... Here TAREEKA in Rash tone...

TAREEKA: bilkul Nahi...

Parrot: tou Tum yahan kyun aayii ho..?

ABHIJEET (interrupts): Akhbaar...

TAREEKA: haan wo main (turn and took NewsPaper from table, as She felt a Bad smell of Wine from Parrot mouth so understands and say) haan main ye Aakhbaar denay aayii thi...

Parrot: kya likha hay Akhbaar mein...

ABHIJEET took Paper from TAREEKA hands in Jerk and started to read News...

ABHIJEET: is mein likha hay kay ek Parrot jo khud ko ACP bata raha hay aur Us nay Parrotman ka Disguise kiya hua hay, Police Usy dhoond rahi hay aur Jail mein daalnay wali hay...

Parrot (Pause and his eyes widened in shock as): kya..., Mujhy Police pakar lay gi... ab kya hoga... wahan tou (flaying here and there) wahan tou suna hay khana bhi acha nahi milta, pyaz roti detay hain, Mujhy tou Pyaz khany say Allergy hay... main kya khaon ga aur wahan tou Light bhi Nahi hoti, mujhy tou Andheray say dar lagta...

Suddenly in Tense Flying, His Wing stuck on Split Door, He was Screaming Loudly as...

Parrot: hayey... Mujhy pakar liya... Jail mein daal diya... ab kya hoga... kholo... kholo... Light... DAYAaa...

He fell and completely Unconcious, DUO smoothly taken out His Wing and laid Him over Table and after looking each one starting Laughing Loudly...

Next Morning, Parrot knocking on DAYA head to Shower Him early Morning, DAYA asked...

DAYA: Tumhari Tabiyet Theek hay..?

Parrot: kyun, mujhy kya hua... ek dam Fit hun...

DAYA nodded and Showered Him, He came out and got the Same Query from ABHIJEET mouth as...

ABHIJEET: aur Parrot Tabiyet Theek hay..?

Parrot (now confuse): arry Theek hun main... jaldi jaldi chalo... aaj Mujhy RAJAT Sir kay sath wahan jana hay... jahan khoob Light hoti hay aur dhinka chinka Dhinka Chika bhi hota hay...

ABHIJEET: ain...

All Coming out and sat on Quillas which moved like Bullet, parrot continue the Chat as...

Parrot: arry wahan... haan AAR...

DAYA: kiya..?

ABHIJEET (pat on his head with): aye Bhagwaan... BAR...

Parrot: haan haan wohi CAR...

DAYA (laughing with): nahi bhae, aik hee Experience kafi hay... (to ABHIJEET) kyun Boss... ya Poora Naam bataon...

ABHIJEET clutch his neck, He started Laughing, ABHIJEET left Him as they reached Bureau and tell to Parrot...

ABHIJEET: Nahi, RAJAT kal chala gaya tha...

Parrot: awww... tou ab main kub jaon ga...

DUO look at each one and smiles, moving on, here everyone asking about Parrot Health, He was so Tensed and when ACP who was just entering to His cabin, asked the same as...

ACP: aur Parrot... Theek rahy...

Parrot (entered with Him as): haaa... Sir aap ko bhi malum hay..?

ACP (confuse): kya.?

Parrot: yehi kay Meri Tabiyet kharab thi... pr Mujhy yaad nahi... (murmur) shayed Meri Yaaddasht chali gayii hay...

ACP lips flashed a Big and Lovely Smile on Parrot comment, Parrot was moving out and after a second ACP comes out with a Paper and ask to ABHIJEET...

ACP: ABHIJEET ye kya hay... My name is Sr. Inspector ABHIJEET TAREEKA JEE AIN...

DAYA and FREDDIE started Laughing while ABHIJEET in complete Embarrassed mood while Parrot still thinking that hows this possible that He loss His memory in One Night, might be he turned into FW... !!!