Funny Shayari - Page 3

well m very bad at this and somu ya too good I could think of thsi

Jab Daya todta hain darwaza toh aati awaz thad thad hain
aur ACP sir hamesha kehte hain Abhijeet kuch toh gadbad hain

its totally cool guys!! I'm not good at shayaries so I'll keep posting other funny stuff

I have been receiving these funny CID msgs so I decided to drop by and check on the forum!

Here is what I have received:

CID CLASSIC:
Garmiyon k mausam main jeebhar ke khelo
Garmiyon k mausam main jeebhar ke khelo

ACP Pradyumna says- Daya, in sab ke fingerprints le lo!

Are yaar andhere se bilkul hi mat dar
Are yaar andhere se bilkul hi mat dar

Mujhe khooni chahiye Abhijeet kisi bhi kimat par!

Phool khil gayye bahron main ghat cha gayi
Phool khil gayye bahron main ghat cha gayi

Dr. Salunke kya post mortem ki report aa gaie?

1 Mara hua aadmi ghar se gayab hua
KAISE?
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Jaanne e liye dekhiye CID friday raat 10 baje!

Mere ghar ke peeche ek naala hain

Mere ghar ke peeche ek naala hain


Abhijeet, daal main kuch na kuch kaala hain!

That's all folks!

Originally posted by: Pooj@

I have been receiving these funny CID msgs so I decided to drop by and check on the forum!

Here is what I have received:

CID CLASSIC:
Garmiyon k mausam main jeebhar ke khelo
Garmiyon k mausam main jeebhar ke khelo

ACP Pradyumna says- Daya, in sab ke fingerprints le lo!

Are yaar andhere se bilkul hi mat dar
Are yaar andhere se bilkul hi mat dar

Mujhe khooni chahiye Abhijeet kisi bhi kimat par!

Phool khil gayye bahron main ghat cha gayi
Phool khil gayye bahron main ghat cha gayi

Dr. Salunke kya post mortem ki report aa gaie?

1 Mara hua aadmi ghar se gayab hua
KAISE?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Jaanne e liye dekhiye CID friday raat 10 baje!

Mere ghar ke peeche ek naala hain

Mere ghar ke peeche ek naala hain


Abhijeet, daal main kuch na kuch kaala hain!

That's all folks!

good one but last shayari has been repeted

Originally posted by: somu_05

Hum to tumhare saamne hai , kya dekhte ho idhar udhar...
Hum to tumhare saamne hai ,kya dekhte ho idhar udhar...
" Mujhe wo khooni chaahiye Abhijeet... Kisi bhi keemat par...!!!"



Apni mehnat ka pasina is tarah se na pocho...Waah waah..
Apni mehnat ka pasina is tarah se na pocho...Waah waah..
ACP pradyuman ne kaha Socho Daya Socho....!! 😆


Pani ko Freezer me Rakhne se banti hai Baraf ...
Pani ko Freezer me Rakhne se banti hai Baraf ...
Daya tum is taraf jao aur Abhijeet tum us taraf...!


Iraado me agar ho Chamak to tu aasman chu sakta hai....
Iraado me agar ho Chamak to tu aasman chu sakta hai...
Darwaza khol kar ACP pradyuman bola..."Daya,Katil Is Kamre me kahin Chupa ho sakta hai.?"


Is desh k raste kharab hai....hume achche road do...
Is desh k raste kharab hai....hume achche road do...
Soch kya rahe ho daya?darwaza tod do..


Teri yaad mein na soya mein puri raat..
Teri yaad mein na soya mein puri raat..wahh wahh
Toot gaya darwaza jab padi DAYA KI LaaT...!!!



will post more soon..!!
😉 😉

good one

Oh my God this is crazy stuff. Guys where do you get these ideas from. I am laughing like mad. People are wondering whats wrong with me.

Originally posted by: prabhanarayan

Oh my God this is crazy stuff. Guys where do you get these ideas from. I am laughing like mad. People are wondering whats wrong with me.

😆 prabha di..... its very simple you know..!! i ll tell the steps how i make these shayari'z...!!!

1st... think of a dialogue frequently spoken by any of our trio.... or anyone for that matter..!! then with the last word... find a matching word...... regardless of whether d meaning of the word fits wid d dialogue...!!! then onstruct a stupid line having that matching word..!!! lol ur shayari is complete..!! 😉

Originally posted by: somu_05

Garam garam jalebi... aur garma garam chaaye..... wahh wahh
Garam garam jalebi... aur garma garam chaaye

ACP- Daya Abhijeet.... khooni yahan se bhaagne na paaye....!!



Tumhari aankhon se zyada kuch khoobsoorat nahi.......
Tumhari aankhon se zyada kuch khoobsoorat nahi.......

Abhijeet ne kaha--- Dr Salunkhe.!! TAUNT maarne ki zaroorat nahi..!! 😉


Gaadi kahan park karoon har jagah hai no parking ka sign......ahaaa ahaa
Gaadi kahan park karoon har jagah hai no parking ka sign....

Abhijeet ne khooni se poocha... tumne usey kyun maara..? haieenn...? 😆

awesome dude and the last one rocked

Originally posted by: sneha_fighter

awesome dude and the last one rocked

haha i know..!! even when i was constructing it in my mind... i wz laughing...!!