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tejashree

@teju_g

Voyager

+ 2

Posted: 15 years ago

#31

Originally posted by: somu_05

Garam garam jalebi... aur garma garam chaaye..... wahh wahh
Garam garam jalebi... aur garma garam chaaye

ACP- Daya Abhijeet.... khooni yahan se bhaagne na paaye....!!

Tumhari aankhon se zyada kuch khoobsoorat nahi.......
Tumhari aankhon se zyada kuch khoobsoorat nahi.......

Abhijeet ne kaha--- Dr Salunkhe.!! TAUNT maarne ki zaroorat nahi..!! 😉

Gaadi kahan park karoon har jagah hai no parking ka sign......ahaaa ahaa
Gaadi kahan park karoon har jagah hai no parking ka sign....

Abhijeet ne khooni se poocha... tumne usey kyun maara..? haieenn...? 😆

good one

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Ritz016

@Ritz016

Inactive

Posted: 15 years ago

#32

usko apne pyaar ka izhar karu kaise...
usko apne pyaar la izhar karu kaise..
wah wah 👏👏
...DAYA pata lagao, akhir ye khoon hua kaise..!!🤣

Deadly CID shayari :
Arz kiya hai :
A for Apple, B for Banana...wah wah..
A for Apple, B for banana..
...DAYA kuch bhi ho jaye...goli mat chalana...!! 😆

Teri Hasi pe mein sari jawani luta dunga..
wah wah 👏
Teri Hasi pe mein sari jawani luta dunga..
...ACP ne kaha - WAHI RUKH JA...warna mein goli chala dunga...!!!! 😉

Tumhari maa ki behen teri maasi hogi...
wah
wah👏👏
Tumhari maa ki behen teri maasi hogi..
..Pradyuman kehta hai - " Iss gunah k liye toh ab tumhe faasi hogi...!! "😉🤣

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prabha.

@prabha.

Inactive

+ 2

Posted: 15 years ago

#33

Awesome. WOW I can never come up with things like this.

Edited by prabhanarayan - 15 years ago

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Ritz016

@Ritz016

Inactive

Posted: 15 years ago

#34

Dr. Salunkhe gaa raha tha Dr. Tarika k saath koi geet...wah wah 👏 👏 👏

Dr. Salukhe gaa raha tha Dr. Tarika k saath koi geet..😊

...ACP ne kaha - "Kuch toh gadbad zarur hai...ABHIJEET......!!!"
😆🤣😎

Edited by Ritz016 - 15 years ago

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Prachi along wid sis Poorvi

@prachi_poorvi

Navigator

Posted: 15 years ago

#35

👏

a round of applause for all sara,shaina, somu, ritz, pooja!!!

really cool!!

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Ritz016

@Ritz016

Inactive

Posted: 15 years ago

#36

Arz kiya hai :
Hum hai rahi pyaar k, Hum se kuch na boliye...👏
Hum hai rahi pyaar k, Hum se kuch na boliye...
....ACP pradyuman ab aap hi iska raaz kholiye....!!!! 😆

Marathi mein mummy ko kehte hai "AAI" 👏 👏
Marathi mein mummy ko kehte hai "AAI"
....ACP ne kaha - DAYA, pata lagao aakhir ye goli kisne chalai...!!! 🤣

Thande Thande paani se nahana chahiye...
Thande Thande paani se nahana chahiye...
...ACP ne kaha - DAYA hume uss jagah phir se jakar check karna chahiye.........!!! 😆 😆

paanch ka ek samosa, dus k do...!!
paanch ka ek samosa, dus k do....!!
...ACP bola - " Kuch toh gadbad hai, DAYA darwaza tod do...!! 😉

CID team ne sony se nata jod diya...!!
CID team ne sony se nata jod diya...!!! 👏

....jis room mein abhijeet manane walla tha apni suhag-raat
DAYA ne wohi darwaza tod diya.......!!!! 🤣

Aaj suraj ki dhoop 6.30 ko dhali hai...!! 👏 👏
Aaj suraj ki dhoop 6.30 ko dhali hai...!!

ACP ne kaha - Abhijeet, lagta hai goli yaha se chali hai...!! 😉

Dil diya hai, dard paya hai....!! wah wah 👏 👏
Dil diya hai, dard paya hai....!!

...ACP bola - ho na ho..khoon watchman ne hi kiya hai...!!! 😊 😃

8 ghanta so jao aur pura karo rest.....!!! 👏 👏
8 ghata so jao aur pura karo rest.....!!!

....ACP pradyuman ne kaha - " U r under arrest...!! " 😆 😆

Bhagte Bhagte mujhe lagi pyaas...
wah wah 👏
Bhagte Bhagte mujhe lagi pyaas...

.....DAYA gaadi tez chalao, waqt nhi hai hamare paas....!!! 😎

Mere kamre ka fan on hai.... 👏 🥱
wah wah..
Mere kamre ka fan on hai...

.....Abhijeet pata lagao iss hotel ka manager kaun hai...?? !!! 🤣

May k baad aayega june..... 👏 👏
wah wah ....
May k baad aayega june.....!!!

.....ACP pradyuman ne kaha - " Ye suicide nahi Daya KHOON hai KHOON......!!!

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Ravi

@Jurassic_Shark

Sparkler

+ 2

Posted: 15 years ago

#37

LOL, thanks for excellent shayaris guys! 😆

Edited by Brosder - 15 years ago

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Ritz016

@Ritz016

Inactive

Posted: 15 years ago

#38

Pappu ki shadi mein baj raha tha baja...
wah wah..👏
Pappu ki shadi mein baj raha tha baja...
...DAYA says - " Sir, Khooni toh bagh gaya, ye raha darwaza...!!! 😉

Khoon hote samay katil ka baj raha tha phone
* kya baat hai..!! *
Khoon hote samay katil ka baj raha tha phone...!!

...ACP pradyuman ne DAYA se kaha - Pata karo, seher mein kitno ki hai ye ringtone.........!!! 😆 😆

Pyaar ka phool patjhad mein bhi khila hua hai... 👏 👏
Pyaar ka phool patjhad mein bhi khila hua hai...!!

...Pradyuman ne kaha - " Lagta hai ye bhi uss khooni se mila hua hai...!! "🤣

Daya k thappad k aage har muzrim raaz kholta hai
*kya baat hai*
Daya k thappad k aage har muzrim raaz kholta hai...

....Usse bada jadugar Dr. Salunkhe hai...jisse har Murda bolta hai....!! 😉

Shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai....!!
wah wah 👏
Shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai...!!

Abhijeet kehta hai - " OMG..Sir ye toh mar chuka hai....!!! 😆

Jisme maza na karo woh jawani bhi kya jawani hai...
* Kya baat hai *
Jisme maza na karo woh jawani bhi kya jawani hai...

...Abhijeet car ka picha karo...shayad khooni ussi mein hai....!! 😲

Party k menu mein Kurkure aur Lays hai...!! wah wah
Party k menu mein Kurkure aur Lays hai...

...ACP ne kaha - Abhijeet, shayad ye kidnapping ka case hai...!! 🤣

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somu_05

@somu_05

Navigator

+ 2

Posted: 15 years ago

#39

keel thokni ho toh maaro hammer zor se nail pe
keel thokni ho toh maaro hammer zor se nail pe
ACP ne kaha... ab ya toh faasi chado... ya kaato puri zindagi jail mein..!

jAADOO sa chaa gaya tumse milke hai
jAADOO sa chaa gaya tumse milke hai
Daya ne kaha...jaldi mooh kholo... warna humaare paas aur bhi tareeke hai...!

mubaarak ho tumhe janam din... tum jiyo saal hazaaro
mubaarak ho tumhe janam din... tum jiyo saal hazaaro
khooni ne daya se kaha... main sab batata hoon..!! mujhe aur mat maaro...!😆

humaare paas aao.. hum tumhe advice dete hai...
humaare paas aao.. hum tumhe advice dete hai...
abhijeet ne kaha..! shodiye salunkhe saab... hum tarika ji se pooch lete hai...!😳

Aam k ped k upar...chidiya ne bana rakha hai nest
Aam k ped k upar...chidiya ne bana rakha hai nest
Come on everyone say it loud... east or west CID is the best...!!😉

Itni shiddat se tumhe paane ki koshish ki hai
Itni shiddat se tumhe paane ki koshish ki hai
Abhijeet ne kaha - Sir.. zaroor kisi ne CID ko phasane ki saajish ki hai...!

Aaj chinese khaane ka mera bada mood hai
Aaj chinese khaane ka mera bada mood hai
Acp ne kaha.. Daya Abhijeet.. Khooni isi kamre mein maujood hai...!

Maruti suzuki ki tata safari se hui takkar hai
Maruti suzuki ki tata safari se hui takkar hai
ACP- Abhijeet... In dono ka pakka koi chakkar hai....!

East jaaon ya West.... konsi right direction hai..?
East jaaon ya West.... konsi right direction hai..?
ACP-daya Abhijeet.. Dono khoono ka pakka koi connection hai...!

😆 😉

Edited by somu_05 - 15 years ago