Just Do Mazzak - Page 49

one day vidhi went to a theatre complex to watch a movie

she bought 2 tickets for her

at the entrance the ticket collector asked why you bought 2 tickets where's your companion?

vidhi says don't you see me ...I am very fat I need two seat to sit comfortably you know

the ticket collector said ohh I see...okie go and sit your ticket numbers are 16 and 19.... 😆🤣

Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job?
Thameem: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where.😉

Originally posted by: thameem

one day thamu went to a theatre complex to watch a movie

he bought 2 tickets for her

at the entrance the ticket collector asked why you bought 2 tickets where's your companion?

thamu says don't you see me ...I am very fat I need two seat to sit comfortably you know

the ticket collector said ohh I see...okie go and sit your ticket numbers are 16 and 19.... 😆🤣

Originally posted by: soni_gal

HAILAAA!!!!😲😲😲 U MADE ME THAT FAT?! oh yeah thamu u mistaken again its ur name not mine!!!🤣🤣thamuu stop eating so much or else instead of 19 u will have to have 16 through 50 lol...😆

arrey yaar har mazaak ko jo main tum pe uchalta hun ...tum palat ke wapas meri aour kyun uchalti ho yaar
ye kaisa farmula hai tumhara.....😆😆😆 kya tum koi naya mazaak nahi kar sakti mere saath😉


Vidhi .... as a kinder gartan teacher in a school ask a new kid

what is your name ?

the kid says ...mera naam surya prakash hai

vidhi...........oh noo.....this is an English class tell me your name in English...

the kid said....my name is " SUNLIGHT " teacher

😆😆😆
😆

Originally posted by: thameem

arrey yaar har mazaak ko jo main tum pe uchalta hun ...tum palat ke wapas meri aour kyun uchalti ho yaar
ye kaisa farmula hai tumhara.....😆😆😆 kya tum koi naya mazaak nahi kar sakti mere saath😉


Vidhi .... as a kinder gartan teacher in a school ask a new kid

what is your name ?

the kid says ...mera naam surya prakash hai

vidhi...........oh noo.....this is an English class tell me your name in English...

the kid said....my name is " SUNLIGHT " teacher

😆😆😆
😆

Originally posted by: soni_gal

hehe... the kid must be uu thamu!!!!😆😆

lol......😆 tum sudhrogi nahi........phir se mera naam liya ...lolzz

okie ek aur mazaak ho jaaye


thameem...........Beerbal ko ulta karne se kya hota hai..?

vidhi.......hmmmm Labreeb ??? hai na ?

thameem........ nahi budhdhuuuu...beerbal ko ulta karne se uski topi [ hat ] kir jayegi....😆 🤣

haha... good one vinuji!!! n btw i dont get the joke thamu so it doesnt count!!! lol...

Tameem : Waiter MEV, there's a dead beetle in my soup.
MEV : Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.

Originally posted by: soni_gal

haha... good one vinuji!!! n btw i dont get the joke thamu so it doesnt count!!! lol...

OMG!!!! 😆 din't you understand that simple joke ???? very strange vidhiii 😳


here's a mazaak I think you will understand it.....😉

Despite the old saying, "Don't take your troubles to bed",

many men still sleep with their wives! 😆