Just Do Mazzak - Page 48

heheh :P nice one t n b =d :P

okie here's another mazaak.....

Mev : I have the perfect son.

Vinu : Does he smoke?

Mev : No, he doesn't.

Vinu : Does he drink whiskey?

Mev : No, he doesn't.

Vinu : Does he ever come home late?

Mev : No, he doesn't.

Vinu : I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?

Mev : He will be six months old by next Wednesday.

Vinu : 🤣

^lol I like the Imperfect father's joke!!!

lol....😆 okie if I come across a joke of that sort I will definately post here

here's another mazaak.....

Mev : "What are you doing?"

Vinu : "Hunting Flies" makhkhi maar raha hun...

Mev : Oh!, Killed any?"

Vinu : "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females",

Mev : . "How can you tell?"

Vinu : , "3 were on a beer bottle , 2 were on the phone".

😆

Originally posted by: thameem

lol....😆 okie if I come across a joke of that sort I will definately post here

here's another mazaak.....

Mev : ?What are you doing??

Vinu : ?Hunting Flies? makhkhi maar raha hun...

Mev : Oh!, Killed any??

Vinu : ?Yep, 3 males, 2 Females?,

Mev : . ?How can you tell??

Vinu : , ?3 were on a beer bottle , 2 were on the phone?.

😆

lol.....😆 may be you are right vidhi.......almost all the jokes are copied one
some might be new to someone some may be already heard one😉
you need not have to mention it........just enjoy

looking farward to your mazaak's vidhi 😉

Originally posted by: thameem

lol.....😆 may be you are right vidhi.......almost all the jokes are copied one
some might be new to someone some may be already heard one😉
you need not have to mention it........just enjoy

looking farward to your mazaak's vidhi 😉

Originally posted by: soni_gal

lol... i always joke aroud thamu didnt u notice it?!!😆

yeah!!!! yeah !!! you are right vidhi ......I noticed you fooling aroud always 😉😆

here's a mazaak......


vidhi went to a shop and asked the shop keeper for some pedigree biscuits

the shop keeper asked her..." would you like to eat it here or you want it packed..??? "

😆

Originally posted by: thameem

yeah!!!! yeah !!! you are right vidhi ......I noticed you fooling aroud always 😉😆

here's a mazaak......


thameem went to a shop and asked the shop keeper for some pedigree biscuits

the shop keeper asked her..." would you like to eat it here or you want it packed..??? "

😆

lol....😆 vidhi ...your name suits in that prank not mine yaar 😉

let's do another mazaak.....

Vidhi.......are you sure you love me and no one else ?

boy friend......yeah !!! Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday!

vidhi.....Kyaa?? Tho mere saare love letters wapas kardo.

boy friend.....Iss mein se jo jo tumharey hain nikal lo