Just Do Mazzak - Page 50

Vinu said to Mev ......

You're so stupid... you phoned me to get my number.😆

Mev said to Vinu....

You're so stupid, your mother told you to go buy a color television and you asked, "What color?" 😆

vinu said to Mev.....

You're so stupid, you need a recipe to boil water.😆

Mev said to vinu....

You're so stupid, you looked in the mirror and said, "Who's that?" 🤣

Originally posted by: thameem

OMG!!!! 😆 din't you understand that simple joke ???? very strange vidhiii 😳


here's a mazaak I think you will understand it.....😉

Despite the old saying, "Don't take your troubles to bed",

many men still sleep with their wives! 😆

Originally posted by: soni_gal

lmao!!!! ur such a dork thamuu!!!😆

lolzzz...tum bhi ek dork ho vidhiii😆 chalo ek aur mazaak ho jaye .....😉

Once Vidhi was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the security guard told Vidhi "WAIT MADAM" for which vidhi replied "65Kgs" and moved on...😉😆
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Originally posted by: thameem

lolzzz...tum bhi ek dork ho vidhiii😆 chalo ek aur mazaak ho jaye .....😉

Once Vidhi was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the security guard told Vidhi "WAIT MADAM" for which vidhi replied "65Kgs" and moved on...😉😆
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bahahahahah! this is hilarious!😆

Lara's mom: So, you want to become my son-in-law?
ME: Not really, but I don't see any other way to marry your daughter ...

rlx just joking

Originally posted by: fly2me

bahahahahah! this is hilarious!😆

Vinu asked Lara............ "What is the main reason for divorce?"

Lara replies........ "Marriage". 😆 🤣

OMG Y IS EVERYONE MAKING JOKES OUT OF ME?!!!!😔 AM I DAD HORRIBLE?!!!

Originally posted by: soni_gal

OMG Y IS EVERYONE MAKING JOKES OUT OF ME?!!!!😔 AM I DAD HORRIBLE?!!!

horrible???? lolzz you must be joking........😆

okie one more mazaak on you baby ......😉

Once Vidhi wanted to know the time difference between India and Las Vegas. So she called up the tourist department and asked them 'Ji could you tell me the time difference between bombay and Las Begas?'

The man at the other end replies ' One second madam'' and vidhi immediately replies 'thank you' and puts the phone down. 🤣

lol.... dat was a good one thamu!!!! buh im still mad at all u!!!

OMG!!! why are you mad at all of us..? anyway here's another mazaak 😉 Vidhi

one day in school vidhi was to give a fill up the blank test ......she got the test paper and started answering

1. A miss is as good as a ........................Mr.

2. A penny saved is.........................not much.

3. Two is company, three's.....................The Musketeers.

4. Where there is smoke, there's..............pollution.

5. Don't bite the hand that.......................looks dirty.

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