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angelstar2013

@angelstar2013

Voyager

+ 2

Posted: 16 years ago

#441

true😆jk

Manager: wHt's uR Father nAme?

EmpLoyeE:
"BijLI Deen"

Manager: TOo stRanger Name!!

EmplOyee: pEhLay tO UnKa naAM
"Chirag dEen"
ThA..
Lekin jAb sE sCiENce nE tArKi kI HaI UnhOon nE Apna NaAM
"BijLI DEen"
Rakh Lia Hai.

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thambu Babu [ thambu ]

@thambu

Elite

+ 6

Posted: 16 years ago

#442

^ lol...

In a restaurant, a man ordered soup but, as soon as it arrived, he had to go to the bathroom. To make sure that nobody touched his soup while he is away, he wrote on a napkin: "I SPIT IN THE SOUP".

When he returned, he found another message on napkin: "ME, TOO".

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angelstar2013

@angelstar2013

Voyager

+ 2

Posted: 16 years ago

#443

😆😆

Life Wil Never Provide
Waranties
&
Guaranties
It Can Only Provide
Possibilities
&
Oportunities

Its Upto Us
To Convert Them
Into Success......

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thambu Babu [ thambu ]

@thambu

Elite

+ 6

Posted: 16 years ago

#444

Whats the difference between Data and Information?

362436 - Data

36-24-36 Information!..

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209252

Suspended

Posted: 16 years ago

#445

I Want

2

Kill U

But I Can't,Bcoz,

I.P.C.340(B)

"According 2this Rule,Killing Or Hunting Of Monkeys R Strictly Prohibited.'

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thambu Babu [ thambu ]

@thambu

Elite

+ 6

Posted: 16 years ago

#446

^ lol.... angelstar already posted this joke yaar.....

girl and boy with their friends in the canteen.

Boy: I've got to go. (he stands while grabbing the girl's hand).

Girl: Why ?

Boy: (poiting on a signboard that says: "DO NOT LEAVE YOUR VALUABLE THINGS UNATTENDED")..

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Anila

@Annu..

Rocker

Posted: 16 years ago

#447

Hundreds words of a true Friend, can never give pain
But a true friend's silence, can give hundred tears in heart.

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thambu Babu [ thambu ]

@thambu

Elite

+ 6

Posted: 16 years ago

#448

^^^^ wah !!! 👏 kya baath hai.... very true jee

I can't weep for the rest of my life coz
I wasn't born to feel pain all the time,
someday I'll find courage to let everybody know that,
"my real purpose is to love and not to hurt"