SOME SMSES. - Page 45

^ lol...


In a restaurant, a man ordered soup but, as soon as it arrived, he had to go to the bathroom. To make sure that nobody touched his soup while he is away, he wrote on a napkin: "I SPIT IN THE SOUP".

When he returned, he found another message on napkin: "ME, TOO".

😆😆

Whats the difference between Data and Information?

362436 - Data

36-24-36 Information!..

I Want




2




Kill U




But I Can't,Bcoz,




I.P.C.340(B)


"According 2this Rule,Killing Or Hunting Of Monkeys R Strictly Prohibited.'

^ lol.... angelstar already posted this joke yaar.....

girl and boy with their friends in the canteen.

Boy: I've got to go. (he stands while grabbing the girl's hand).

Girl: Why ?

Boy: (poiting on a signboard that says: "DO NOT LEAVE YOUR VALUABLE THINGS UNATTENDED")..

^^^^ wah !!! 👏 kya baath hai.... very true jee

I can't weep for the rest of my life coz
I wasn't born to feel pain all the time,
someday I'll find courage to let everybody know that,
"my real purpose is to love and not to hurt"

Forward the 3rd txt in ur inbox to me and 10 of ur friends. No cheating! It must be the third txt. And see what u get bk. Its so funny.

Samjha do apni yadoon ko,
wo bin bulaye pas aaya karti hain,
aap to dur reh kar satate ho magar,
wo pas aakar rulaya karti hain