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Posted: 16 years ago

#461

Ek Bar Terrorist

Ne Budhiya Ke Paas

Bomb Rakh Diya.

Log Chillaye

Budhiya Bomb,

Budhiya Bomb

Woh Sharma

Kar Boli-

Woh To Mein Jawani Mein Thi

hehe

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thambu Babu [ thambu ]

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Posted: 16 years ago

#462

^^^^ hahaaa...v.funny

One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that
even a bargain costs money.

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209252

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Posted: 16 years ago

#463

A boy goes to see a dance.

His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!

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thambu Babu [ thambu ]

@thambu

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Posted: 16 years ago

#464

^^^^ lol...v.funny

If you never want to see a man again, say, 'I love you, I want to marry you. I want to have children...' - they leave skid marks.

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209252

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Posted: 16 years ago

#465

Aaj didar,
Kal yaar,
Parso Pyaar,
Phir ekrar,
Phir intezar,
Phir takrar,
Phir darar,
Sari mehnat bekar, or
Aakhir mein ek or
Devdas at beer bar

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thambu Babu [ thambu ]

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Posted: 16 years ago

#466

^^^ lol...true

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.

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angelstar2013

@angelstar2013

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Posted: 16 years ago

#467

When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!

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209252

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Posted: 16 years ago

#468

Que. What's the difference between biology and sociology? Ans. When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbour, then it is sociology.

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thambu Babu [ thambu ]

@thambu

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Posted: 16 years ago

#469

^^^ lol....😆

Open ur tinky minky eyes,
stand up and strech ur crunchy prunchy bonz
and then wake up yourself, tell your brain to refresh
and tell your self today's A GOOD DAY