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angelstar2013

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Posted: 16 years ago

#431

Maa bety say,

jaldi say uth jao dekho sooraj kab ka nikal aaya ha..

Son: to kya howa aami jaan woh sota b to mujh say pehley ha.

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thambu Babu [ thambu ]

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Posted: 16 years ago

#432

^^^ lol

God saw your parents hungry,
He created pizzas.
God saw they are thirsty,
He created Pepsi.
He saw them walking,
He created car.
He saw them without problems,
He created you!

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angelstar2013

@angelstar2013

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Posted: 16 years ago

#433

😆😆

I Want

2

Kill U

But I Can't,Bcoz,

I.P.C.340(B)

"According 2this Rule,Killing Or Hunting Of Monkeys R Strictly Prohibited.' 😆

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thambu Babu [ thambu ]

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Posted: 16 years ago

#434

^^^lol.... where in Ireland ?

A sad love story.

Bf: Huhuhu!
Gf: Huhu!
Bf: Huhu Huhu!
Gf: Huhuhuhu!
Bf: Hu hu huhuhu!
Gf: Huhu hu!
Bf: Huhuhuhuhu!
Gf: huhu
Bf: Huhuhu!
Gf: Huhu!

How sad!

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angelstar2013

@angelstar2013

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Posted: 16 years ago

#435

lol....don,t know

This iZ Not Fair!

How CouLD U Do This?

Didn't exPecT This From You!

Got a wHoLe ChanneL On Ur Name And Didn't Te|L Even Me?

"AnIMaL Planet"

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thambu Babu [ thambu ]

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Posted: 16 years ago

#436

^^^ lolzzz...v.funny

Sardar in bakhingham palce

Tourist guide: Sir Plz don't sit there, it is prince charle's chair.
Sardar: Oye don't worry yaar i will get up when he comes...

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angelstar2013

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Posted: 16 years ago

#437

hehe

Man 1:
"I m Alwayz Delighted Whn People Stick Their Noses In My Bussiness."

Man 2:
"Why, What Do You Do?"

Man 1:
"I've A Company, Make Tissue Papers..." ;->

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thambu Babu [ thambu ]

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Posted: 16 years ago

#438

^^^ lol lol

Patient: Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.

Doctor: Next please.

[ seems doctor also ignoring him ] lol

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angelstar2013

@angelstar2013

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Posted: 16 years ago

#439

haha

TeAcHeR: "YoU MiSsEd ScHoOl YeStErDaY DiDn'T YoU?"

StUdEnT: "No NoT EvEn A LiTtLe BiT."

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thambu Babu [ thambu ]

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Posted: 16 years ago

#440

^ lol....

Husband asks, do u know the meaning of wife.
it means... - without - informtion - fighting - evrytime!

Wife on hearng this says, it could also mean - with idiot for ever!

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