Pataka=Radhika
Loverboy/DP= Dev/Abhay
bhodu bahiya= Birju
Lallu bhaiya=Vivek
Chipkoo=kannika
Chachunder=Rajjan
klady=MR
Mr. lapata= the real Abhay
Ok …….In spite of the news buzzing around here I go……😉…
So Pataka slips down the stairs and is dragged down by someone….I don't know who but someone is dragging her…😕and DP rushes and picks her up in his arms……😳….seeing this klady becomes aag babula…😆😆……that DP has never picked her up😆😆…pleas no he will suffer from slip disk….😲😲😭😭….Kanika thinks me too…🤔…..and chachunder….I know what these two are thinking but I don't want to be picked up …🤔.....glad to know that chachunder…😉😆😆……anyway so now in the guest room and Pataka is on the bed and DP leaning on her…😲.bhodu bhaiya says time to play doctor doctor….😲😲.DP goes utho utho…..tum utho na…😉😆😆😛..ok he did not say that…😳and Pataka opens and smiles at him and DP smiles back…😲😲.lo…….karlo baat…😆😆😆….DP first you give her the shock of her life and break her and now you are smiling…😡….anyway…….ahh kladys room and Chipkoo has got ants in her pants that……😆😆.. see mai I am standing here wearing a nice pink sari…😳..ekdum deep baby pink🤪….with matchie matchie ornaments, and four layers of foundation on my face and still he does not look at me……😲😲😭😭😭…and today I sprayed a bottle of Cristian Diors latest perfume that I stole from dhanno and still he did not even smell me…😲😲😲and he just walked off with Pataka…😆😆😆…..Chachunder jumps in that see mai both DP-Pataka have a bond that is jorofied by fevicol…😆😆😆tootega nahi……😉😆😆……..and klady jumps up and says this is both your faults……😲😲😲..both!! why both!!!!!…😲😲……I mean I can understand Chipkoo but why chachunder……..anyway and says that chipkoo you lived with him for five years and you could not do anything……😳….well she tried klady…😆😆.problem was attraction-repulsion formula..😉she tried to attract but he got repelled…😆😆😆but but how is chachunder coming into all this klady…😲😲😲….aiyoooo……….klady……😲😲…..I am completely confused now…😳.anyway she packs off Chipkoo to find DP and before that says that in Agra I will tighten all the loose screws in DPs head……😲😲..so Chipkoo…..aiyyyyyyyy….she is not boinging……😲😲😆….what happened Chipkoo……😆😆….no boing boing…….Instead matkaoing……😉😆😆…..and her mobile goes tring tring….😲😲.and she says hellooooooo and someone says chipkoooooooo…😲😲😲.and chipkoos expression says bhoooooooooooth…😆😆😆😆…..areh this CN family has ghosts in its cupboard..people usually have skeletons but these people have ghosts……🤔….and then she looks up…….yello…chipkoo is the ghost going to climbh down the walls in Spiderman style…….and then she keeps the mobile far away from her…..ok chipkoo………..is the ghost going to come out of the phone….I mean like poltergeist…😆😆😆……and then she says……...wait wait…and then runs……😲..ahh boings to the Mumbais VT terminus and then closes the door…..but but leaves it a bit ajar…😆😆😆..chunnu munnu how else can you have another ghost standing there…😆😆🤣….
Then she starts Mr. Lapatta!😲 You are alive….you are not a ghost!...Mr Lapata in a Devdas voice..maih yahon hoon yahaan hoon yahaan hoon yahan……😆😆😆…..your brother tapori wanted to tapkaofy me but I defied the odds and now i am alive all due to your love…😆😆😆..aiyyyyyy…🤣…..Lapata Chipkoo and love……🤣…ok………then continues I woke up from my Rip Van winkle dream after one year and then found you are married so decided to become Devdas…😉😆😆……and now I am in Delhi and saw you here and decided that I want to become Romeo to your Juliet😆😆😆…chaal dono phir se chalte hai channe ke khet main..😉😆😆😕Chipkoo thinks to herself….😲😲.DP does not love me but this one does……😲😲……..aiyooo….there is more gain with lapata then with DP……😆😆😆😆🤣🤣……..gain and loss in love…😆😆🤣…….for the first tame maine aise baat suni hai………😆😆.and then Chipkoo goes…….noooooooooooooo……😲😲….maine shaddi nahi ki hai..I am in live in relationship😲😲😲…..I mean the live is there but relationship is in me chasing and some one running .😆😆😆😆.this marathon has been going on for five years and now I am coming to you…😆😆😆😆…….oh and you left a reminder of your with me😲😲….Mr. Tubelight is his name..😉now he is busy swindling all Purohit jewels but don't worry we will all be happy happy😆😆😆😆😆…after he has stolen all the jewels😆😆😆😆but I am coming……😆😆😆…….and then the ghost…😆😆😆🤣…..I mean klady……😆😆….who are you talking to …😲😲…………Chipkoo a friend in Agra and then chaata laga…😲😲….no april full jokes chipkoo……😲😲😳….says her mai……..this is the month of august…😉.and I don't like April fool jokes in August😳😳😳.and chipkoo says mai Mr.lapata is alive……😲😲😲….and klady……..aiyoo another ghost has become alive😆😆😆😆….in this way klady you will soon make a cricket team of ghosts who were not ghosts but who were alive……😆😆😆🤣…….and klady goes…………..aiyaaaaa…………..this one is also alive…….I mean the ghost….and chipkoo says that I lovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv him and he lovvvvvvvvvves me and I am his Juliet to his Romeo so we are getting married………😲😲😲……..and klady pushes her on the bed and thinks……😲😲…..abh mera kya hoga…😭😭😭😭……how will I get DP……😭😭😭….and then warns her not to leave the room and if she leave then she will herself tell everyone about her unmarried motherhood……😲😲😲…phew what a family poora CN…😆😆😆😆…..
Then in Pataka room and a game of aap pahale is going on in complete Lucknow style…😆😆😆…..I mean mainly between DP and Pataka……😆😆😆……these two are openly flirting and dadima and others leave them to flirt😉….Pataka says sorry to behave badly with MR and then asks whether he is getting married on akti with chipkoo………😲😲……good Pataka flirt with him like this and then tell him he is most welcome to get married……😉.but flirt with him well……😃😃…ekdum malia maar ke….😃😃.then in chauchunders room…😲😲……..what do I do if this marriage happen then what will happen to me…😲😲.arreh mere chachu don't worry na…😉😆😆😆..help is coming….and klady barges in and says attention…😆😆😆…..Chachu jumps up and said now what did I do😆😆😆..klady…….you did not chop off that laapatas head,…😆😆😆he is alive and now you have to go and play a game with him….off with his head ishtyle……😲😲😲🤪……… (anyways MRs dialogues here are too good)……….and Chachu becomes very happy that he has found the ace of cards……😆😆….now chipkoo locked in Mumbais VT terminus and Bhodu bhaiya walking and she pleads for him to open the door…😆😆😆..ahh bhaiya you did your rakhee duty for your bhauji……😉👏👏👏…and Bhodu bhaiya says no need for bhaiya …👏👏….I don't trust you one day you will say bhaiya and next day who knows it might be saiya…😆😆😆……ok ok he did not say that……😳….and then opens the door and chipkoo runs and knows off dadima who is equally surprised …😆😆…..and then she says sorry and again runs off…klady sees the whole thing …😲😲 Bhodu bhaiya sees her and says…….what is happening dadima………arreh oh bhodu bhaiya kachu nahi…..she has gone on a search and rescue mission…😆😆😆……ad then tells that chipkoo was locked up upstairs and he set her free in hero istyle and klady walks off…😆😆…..and then dadima and bhodu bhaiya discuss that something is wrong…🤪……these people are cooking something..arreh the whole daal is kala here……😆😆😆….ah the hotel is in chandni chowk………..she goes and knocks and chachuu opens the door and chikoo is shocked…😆😆..
She says you..😉and chachunder…yes me..😆😆😆have you forgotten me………😆😆😆…..chipkoo runs what have you done with him Lapata ……😲😲….Chachunder …..you know I have to do something with him and that's why I am here…😉.and anyway I am completing something that I have not done for the past five years…😉😛……..back in PB and Bhodyu bhaiya wants to find the reason 👏👏….auffo lallu bhaiya will remain and lallu and says no sit down.,…😡😡……and dadima walks in and says lover boy is with Pataka and his subconscious mind recognised her but then amnesia is there na…😆😆😆….again chunnu munnu from the forum…chalo koi baat nahi……..and then dhanno says that I hope when he gets back his memory he forget his five years……😆😆😆……..sadma…..I mean the film…😆😆😆😆……then chachu and chipkoo walk in and bhodu bhaiya attack and chachunder says that they had gone to do pooja in hanuman mandir and if the interview is over can they leave……😆😆😆………bhodu bhaiya continues…👏👏👏.you went for pooja but where is your Prasad…😉I mean to himself…😉….
Precap….DP is doing Pataka seva.
Ok today actually I liked it……..courtesy to the crisp dialogues between the CN members…….CN and Birju……….and Birju and dadima. 👏👏👏Also happy that they did not show Chipkoo to be madly in love with this guy….she is only interested in getting a name for her son…and protecting her honour….does not care for the son and nor for anyone else. So happy that they maintained that. I was worried that they might turn her into someone who is madly in love with this guy. Chachunder…….the icing on the cake…👏👏👏….do carry on and today Birju was the fircracker……👏👏👏.why did you waste him Chunnu munnu…😡😡😡…..I mean Birju…….see he can work wonder! But Vivek continues being an idiot when Birju wants to find out the reason he says no………C'mon you all can do that the CN does not need to know.😡
But the dialogue of the day goes to Kannika when she says that going with Abhay is off more faida to her…😆😆😆😆😆……what an example of love………..complete nutcase family.