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Posted: 10 years ago

#131

height of coolness:

2 guys coming out of the examination hall with chips and coke in hands

1st guy; which paper was it

2nd guys; i think maths

1st guy; (surprisingly) you read the question paper?

2nd guy; no i saw a girl sitting beside me using a calculator

they also make these kind of jokes 🤔 🤣

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Posted: 10 years ago

#132

twinkle twinkle little star

you should know what you are

and once you know what you are

mental hospital is not so far

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Posted: 10 years ago

#133

all girls' poem:

husband mera aisa ho

bank mein jiske paisa ho

lambi jiski height ho

gusse ka woh light ho

jab saas se meri fight ho

to kahe jaanu bas tum hi right ho

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Posted: 10 years ago

#134

If there are any iditos in the room will they plz stand up said hte sarcastic teacher.

after a long silinece, one freshman rose to his feet.

now hten mister, why do you consider yourself an idot? inquired the teacher with a sneer,

well actually i don't. said the student

but i hate to see u standing up there all by yourself

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Posted: 10 years ago

#135

Cop: I'm sorry sir...your wife has been involved in a car crash and we would like you to accompany us so you can identify the body.
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Drunk Husband: I'm a bit busy right now. Can't you take a photo and tag me on facebook? If it's her, I will click the "like" button

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Posted: 10 years ago

#136

Girl. . Girl. . Girl. . . What is GIRL???
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Lets know
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G.. Goli dene mein sabse aage!
I.. Innocent sirf shakal se!
R.. Rone ki automatic machine!
L.. Ladai mein sabki Maa!

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Posted: 10 years ago

#137

Unknown No.1
Hi,Do u have a boyfriend?
Girl:Yes.Who are you?

It's your dad, be home this weekend, and we will talk!

Unknown No.2
Hi do you have a boyfriend?
Girl:Not a chance,who are you anyway?

It's your bf,sucks to know that you are not proud to be with me and be your bf:(
Girl:Sorry babe,I thought u r my dad, he texted me a while back asking the same question

Yes,it's me, your dad.We'll have a long talk this weekend!

🤣🤣🤣.🤣🤣

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Posted: 10 years ago

#138

Why Girls Live Longer Than Boys?
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Scientific Studies Have Proved That
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"SHOPPING"
Never Causes HEART ATTACKS, But,
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"PAYING The "BILLS" Does

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Posted: 10 years ago

#139

Once A Girl Askd Her Bf :

Why We Have Units To Measure
Weight, Height & Distance
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Not Love, Friendship & Trust?
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Boy Thought For A While
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Took Her In His Arms,
Looked Deep In Her Eyes & Said
Look, DON'T Eat My Brain!
I Have Already Failed In Physics :
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