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Posted: 10 years ago

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Friendship among women:

A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friend. None of them knew anything about it.

Friendship among men:

A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The wife called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over and two said that he was still there.

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Posted: 10 years ago

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*Someone follows you on Twitter* YAY, a new follower! , *Someone follows you in real life* HOLY SH*T A STALKER

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"My memory is so bad."

"How bad is it?"

"How bad is what?"

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Teacher: "Where were you born?"

Student: "Singapore, Sir."

Teacher: "Which part?"

Student: "All of me, Sir."

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Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much

would your father still have?

Ted: $10.

Teacher: You don't know maths.

Ted: You don't know my father!

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Top Ten Things Men Understand about Women

10.

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A woman wakes up on Feb. 14th and tells her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond necklace for Valentines Day. What do you think it means??"

"You'll know tonight" he says.

That evening, the man comes home with a small package and gives it to his wife.Delighted, she opens it and finds..

a book titled "The Meaning of Dreams"

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NEW WEDDING STYLE !

PRIEST : do u agree to change ur facebook relationship status from single to married?

BOY : LIKE LIKE!

GIRL : LIKE!

PRIEST : you are now husband and wife. You may now upload ur wedding pictures and dont forget to TAG me!

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"Would you like a table?"

No. I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground.

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Posted: 10 years ago

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Two hunters are in the New Jersey woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls emergency services. 'My friend is dead. What can I do?' 'Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.'

There's a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. 'OK, now what?'

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