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Komal

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Posted: 13 years ago

#251

Customer : Teri bhains

toh ek aankh se kaani hai, fir bhi

tu iske 25 hazar rupay mang raha hai

Chaman : Tujhe bhains dudh peene ke

leni hai ya NAIN MATAKKA krne k lie..

Oh GAWDDD 😆😆😆😆

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Komal

@DoNotMind

Stunner

+ 2

Posted: 13 years ago

#252

Har taraf padhai ka
saya hai, kitabo mein sukh
kisne paya hai, Hum toh jate
hai tuition ladkiyan dekhne,
or sir kehte the "dekho itni barsaat
mein bhi padhne aaya hai.

😛😆

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Komal

@DoNotMind

Stunner

+ 2

Posted: 13 years ago

#253

Dekho jaani

Fire Ko aag kehte hai
COBRA Ko naag kehte hai
GARDEN Ko baag kehte hai

EXAMS se pehle jo gayab
ho jai use dimaag kehte hai…

😃😆

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Komal

@DoNotMind

Stunner

+ 2

Posted: 13 years ago

#254

TT : Aap kahan ja
rahe ho ?

Sadhu : jahan Ram ka janam
hua tha

TT: ticket hai ?

Sadhu : Nhi

TT : chalo

Sadhu : kahan ?

TT : jahan krishna ka janam
hua tha…😆

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Komal

@DoNotMind

Stunner

+ 2

Posted: 13 years ago

#255

Ab padhai mushkil hi nhi
namumkin ho gayi…

Kyunki..
.
.
.
.
pehele to sirf munni
badnaam thi..
.
.
.
aur ab sheela bhi jawan
ho gayi…

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Komal

@DoNotMind

Stunner

+ 2

Posted: 13 years ago

#256

EXAM KI RAAT STUDENT NE
TOSS KIYA..
Head aaya toh sona hai. Tail aaya
toh film dekhna hai, khada raha toh
gane sununga, agar hawa mein raha toh
maa kasam raat bhar padhunga...🤣

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Komal

@DoNotMind

Stunner

+ 2

Posted: 13 years ago

#257

A onion get married to cabbage
d nxt morning a friend asked
onion "How did u spend your first
night?",
Onion said arre ek dusre ko
kholte-kholte hi subah ho gayi…
________

I Just Cann't Stop Laughing...🤣