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Komal

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Posted: 13 years ago

#241

THE NEXT GENERATION
'KG' POEM.

DRINKING DRINKING
LITTLE BEER. HOW !
WONDER WHICH BAR
IS NEAR. QUARTER
RATES R UP SO HIGH.
DRINK A PEG WITH
CHICKEN FRY.

😳😆

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Komal

@DoNotMind

Stunner

+ 2

Posted: 13 years ago

#242

SO SO SOOO TRUEEE 😆😆
_________________________

If U pass in exams:

Mom's words:
Bahut khushi ki
bat hai !

Dad :
Mere beta sher
hai !

Lover :
So sweet..

&
Frnds :

Dhokebaaz, kaminey,
oye ! kab pada be tune
itna ?

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Komal

@DoNotMind

Stunner

+ 2

Posted: 13 years ago

#243

Wife to Husband :-

You don't Love me at all….

Husband points towards their 2 Children and says –
then do u think I've downloaded these from Google?

______________________________

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Komal

@DoNotMind

Stunner

+ 2

Posted: 13 years ago

#244

Interviewer : Tell me the
opposite of
Good..?
Boy : Bad
Intrv : come
Boy : Go
Intrv : UGLY
Boy : Picchli
Intrv : UGLY??
Boy : Picchli
Intrv : U r wrng
Boy : I am rite
Intrv : Shut up
Boy : Keep tlkng
Intrv : Get out
Boy : Come in
Intrv : on my God
Boy : on my devil!!
Intrv : U r rejected
Boy: I am selected ..!

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Komal

@DoNotMind

Stunner

+ 2

Posted: 13 years ago

#245

Ultimate kalyug:-
1st standard Boy :-
Can I kiss your hand …?

1st std girl :- why, is
anything wrong with my
LIPS..

OMGGG 🤣

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Komal

@DoNotMind

Stunner

+ 2

Posted: 13 years ago

#246

Aman :uthja ! uthja!
Bhukanp aa raha hai!
ghar girne wala hai!
Chaman : abey soja ! ghar girega
toh malik ka humein toh
kiraya dena hai!!!!…

😆

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Komal

@DoNotMind

Stunner

+ 2

Posted: 13 years ago

#247

Girl- Make road from
India to USA.
God it's very tough, ask
Something else.
Girl- Make boys love only
1 gal sincerly.

God- U want single or
double road 2 USA.

😆😆

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Komal

@DoNotMind

Stunner

+ 2

Posted: 13 years ago

#248

Who are boys ?
Jo marne ke bad
Nark me bhi Kehte hai
"YAMRAJ KI BETI DEKH
PATAKA HAI YAR"
n
Who r girls ?

who goes to heaven
n says "APSARA KI
NAIL POLISH DEKHI
HW CHEAP..

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Komal

@DoNotMind

Stunner

+ 2

Posted: 13 years ago

#249

A cute Proposal :-
Boy :- I love you
Girl :- Hatt
Boy :- I'll die for u
Girl :- Hatt
Boy :- I can't live without u
Girl :- Hatt
Boy :- I'll marry u
Girl - really !
Boy - hatt

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Komal

@DoNotMind

Stunner

+ 2

Posted: 13 years ago

#250

Hey
DEAR
mai
tumse
ek
baat
puchna
chahta
hun,
bahut
dino
se
ye
baat
mere
dil
mein
thi,
lekin
kabhi
himat
nahi
padi,
kyuki
mujhko
darr
tha
ki
tum
kahi
bura
na
maan
jao
lekin
mujhko
ab
koi
parwah
nahi
hai
ab
maine
faisla
kar
liya
hai
main
tumse
puch
kar
rahunga,
Ho
sakta
hai
tumhe
bura
lage
ho
sakta
hai
tumhe
acha
lage,
lekin
mujhko
ans.
zarur
dena
aur
kisi
se
kehna
mat
Tumhe
kasam
hai
plz
mujhko
bataao
ki
Hum chloromint
Kyun Khate
hai?

🤣

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