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incandescence

@incandescence

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Posted: 13 years ago

#711

Originally posted by: nimrah

Dil se Di Dua.. Saubhagyavati Bhava.. Its on air, on LIFE OK right now.. 😆

Seriously? 😕 What does this mean?

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nimrah

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Posted: 13 years ago

#712

Originally posted by: incandescence

Seriously? 😕 What does this mean?

I dunno.. 😕 Google says lucky woman.. 😕 Because widows are supposed to be unlucky thats why.. oh and saubhagya means luck, right? :P

I was lurking around this show's forum and there's a topic about how MB signed the deal for the show coz Salman asked him to take up an offer from TV and he signed the show the very next day.. Did he sign without reading details and all!? 😆

Edited by nimrah - 13 years ago

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Nymeria

@Nymeria

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Posted: 13 years ago

#713

Ewww @ Roach stuff...after you mentioned it nimrah, i checked that part too...🤢 😳 I don't think I can sit through all that torture...even if it is all fictional, it is just way too much. That dude is one psycopath and needs some serious psychiatric treatment.

anyhow, none of the shows seems worth giving even a millisecond on that stupidly named channel. Bleh!

@EHM-- Oh i have stopped watching that show since Jeevika and Manvi got separated after Jeevika's marriage. Jeevika and Manvi were the only reason I was sitting through the show, now that they have moved on to showing LOWE story of oh-so-boring Jeevika and Viren, I stopped wasting my time on that. Meh...JV are so typical and boring and that Virat dude is getting annoying day by day because of his utter lack of acting ability. I don't even have any motivation left to watch JM scenes any longer.

@DEK-- Yeah i have been watching it on and off. That Akash guy is too boring...they should just stick to how this wild child aka Monia gets transformed to Princess Manyata and how she comes to accept her identity and her original family rather than giving time to the boring LOWE stories. I'll watch it till it interests me. lol

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incandescence

@incandescence

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Posted: 13 years ago

#714

LTL is going off air!! Where is Anu? She promised that she'll banto ladoo all over when it will end...lol

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nimrah

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Posted: 13 years ago

#715

It is? Goddd, about time! Good riddance! 😆 It had turned so annoying..

Amy - Oh even I stopped watching EHM since the marriage track ended. Somehow lost the motivation since that Maanvi-not-attending-wedding track came into scenario.. It made the show so blah.. But I do catch bits and pieces since I have the channel and everything tou atay jatay dekh hi leti hun.. And my exams are going on tou exams main tou harrr fuzool cheez achi lagti hai aur dekhne ka dil karta hai... 😆

About DEK, Akash is gone, no? I didn't see him in the last 2 episodes.. He really puts me off the show.. Biggg time!!! He is SO boringgg! I'd rather watch Monya and her antics in the mehel and all..

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Nymeria

@Nymeria

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Posted: 13 years ago

#716

@Nimrah--- Nope...that boring snoozeworthy Akash is still in the picture. ***YAWN**That guy doesn't even have to say anything and he's so darn plain and boring! Geeez!
Like you said, I'm rather interested in seeing Moniya's antics in the palace and how her grandmother transforms her in to Manyata instead of watching the oh-so-boring and typical LOWE stories!😳

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sarah1024

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Posted: 13 years ago

#717

LOL at this! 😆

Chikni Chameli: An insult to item numbers

For the past week I have been noticing Ms Katrina Kaif shaking her ...uh...hands very vigorously in this CHIKNI CHAMELI song. This is perceived as an Item Number. At this point I would like to lodge a formal complaint against the conceptualizers of this song. What is promoted as an item song is in fact a normal song with a GUEST APPEARANCE by Katrina Kaif.

I say this because it is a fact that item songs have the object of infatuation displaying a minimal amount of clothing. In 'Chikni Chameli' Katrina is wearing clothes covering at least 70% of her body; therefore this is not an item number.

Observe :
Item Number = Sexy Dance + Sleazy Lyrics + Dancing Babe with Clothes to Skin Ratio of 30:70

As Katrina and the makers of this film have not followed the above law they must be arrested for wrong publicity, spreading misinformation and plain simple God damned lying! This song must thus be immediately rebranded as a 'mildly hot song featuring Katrina in a guest appearance' instead of 'amazingly mind blowing item number'

This Chick is called Chameli and the pic shows its knee hence Chick-knee Chameli]

I mean Katrina is definitely not portrayed as Chikni in this song. You can just pick an ordinary chick named Chameli and point out its knee and this would be truer to the Chick-Knee Chameli nomenclature than Chameli's Chikniness.

I mean I am outraged! OUTRAGED DAMMIT! For years I have been an avid chronicler of item numbers in the history of Indian cinema. I have seen hundreds of item songs in their natural habitat - The fine institution of B grade and C grade films like ' Aawara Romeo' , 'Khopdi - The Skull', 'Jungli Jawani' and many more .
These films have been classics because when they promise an item number they deliver an item number! Not a guest appearance song by Katrina wearing an abnormally increased amount of clothing!

Chikni Chameli is an insult to all the great item girls who have made the art of Item Numbery an institution. Great women who did great justice to great item numbers in great B grade and C grade films. Great people like :

Mutton Manorama
Milky Malleshwari
Sexy Savitha ( not Savitha Bhabhi)
Ravishing Raveena
Chamakti Champa
Rowdy Radhika
Lovely Lalita
Sultry Supriya
Devil Deepa
Pagal Pammi
Gazab Gayatri
Dirty Damini
Lambchop Lata
Nathkhat Natasha
Masala Mallika
Super Sunanda
Meat Meenakshi
Sweet Swati
Pretty Priyanka
Nadaan Nalini

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incandescence

@incandescence

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Posted: 13 years ago

#718

LOL...I don't even KNOW that there's a song called 'Chiknee Chameli'!

So Sarah...did you start watching Daam/R.C? Oh and remember it now...you could watch Lahasil as well...it's not as amazing as the book but a good show.

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sarah1024

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Posted: 13 years ago

#719

^ LOL, yeah Chikni Chameli is a brand new item song featuring *drumroll* Katrina jee in all her glory. I've never seen so much boob jiggling and ass shaking from her like, ever. :P

No I haven't watched anything. My laptop's adapter died down and I can't watch anything on my work computer, so ... will see all those shows as soon as I get a new adapter.

Edited by sarah1024 - 13 years ago