incognito critics #68 - happy bday nimmi! pg1 - Page 88

Originally posted by: Kavya_KraZQueen

@Neha: I will not give you main points but I suggest that you read EVERYTHING on page 26 very carefully (BTW, its a bit incomplete, I remember Kanika asked me some doubt after I taught the first step which I answered and I also edited the second step after posting but Sanu had already quoted it by then). Anyhow, the point is I can ask ANYTHING

Test Pattern:

I will ask five questions and depending on your answers you will be rated on the Sharmeeli Meter on a scale of 5 and this is the score interpretation-

0-1- HOPELESS Case - you are an insult to the viewership of Indian Entertainment Industry. Please stop watching Bollywood movies and Indian TV shows. In short you are a DABBA (not dhabba) on the name of MAHAAN Bharatiya Naris 🤢

2-3- You are marginally above hopeless cases but you have a LOOOOOOONG way to go. Better watch as many videos of the most sharmaofying bharatiya naris, as possible and that too multiple number of times till their spirit creeps into your body. Don't DREAM that the society of MAHAAN Bharatiya Naris or MBN would consider you as a prospect.

4- Pretty Good, you have understood the process quite well, its just that you need to get a good hold on the technicalities like the perfect downward head tilt angle, effective batting of eyelashes,proper hand -face co-ordination while turning away etc., right. MBN will shortlist you but selection is not guaranteed.

5- You have PERFECTED all the steps that have been taught. You are ready to go the next level i.e. from step- 5 onwards. MBN would be really proud to have you as the newbie but you need to climb up the MBN hierarchy

Originally posted by: Kavya_KraZQueen

Okay chindis, here goes it-

Q1: What was the first activity of our Sharmaofying class?

Q2: What is the prominence of TONS and TONS of Mascara?

Q3: Exactly how many number of attempts were suggested by Maathe to get the downward tilting of the head right and what is the advantage of perfection in head title angle and accurate hand-face co-ordination?

Q4: What is the mantra to be chanted while getting the kamar matak right? Which type of choodidhars and sarees are to be worn and what should be their fabric type according to step-3 and which fabric type is recommended?

Q5: List out the advantages of having Makhi in the tea. Also, are you allowed to look up when you carry the tray from the kitchen to the hall? Explain in detail.

Originally posted by: roxthefox

Dude why? That show is so darn entertaining, and we have a bawl, pulling it apart like warm bread. It's just as entertaining as JDJ, if not more. 😉

Originally posted by: x.sonia.x

GNITE! 😡

koi toh wish kare?!

Originally posted by: x.sonia.x

GNITE! 😡

koi toh wish kare?!

Originally posted by: carolinecj

I dunno kully..apparently all sorts of rumours are flying in the forum..LOL

last PD logged in on 5th july..she was never suppsoed to give scoopc..she is sick..monsoon has affected her internet line... she is fedup of complainers..we hurted her!🤣