incognito critics #68 - happy bday nimmi! pg1 - Page 89

Originally posted by: Ms.GoodMorning

HAHAHA. Yeah, she called us childish for complaining. 😕 Oh, well. I've been hoping she'll leave since forever anyways. 😆😆

Originally posted by: zainab25

UM Hello! OK let me describe my crisis. IT WAS A CRISIS!

It was 3:00 am and as usual I was hungry, so I was heading downstairs to grab CHEEZE - ITS! Anyways as I approaching the end of staircase, I saw something move and I knew it was a lizard. I ran back up stairs and started yelling. 'MAAAAMAA, chipkali hai ghar mein. MAAAMA. MAAMA. MAAMA. MAAMA. CHIPKALI! CHILPKAI! CHIPKALI!' Till then my sister came running down from her room and my Mom thought I died. So anyways our whole house was up and nobody dared to go into the formal dining room because that's where the monster was. My mom like, 'BESHARAM KAMEENA BACHCHE! MAARO ISS KO! ABHI! SIRF KU**A ke TARA KHADE HO! MAARO!' She is dead scared of lizards and that explains our phobia. I didn't want to kill it so I tell my brother who is 11 that if you don't kill the goddam creature, then tum ek AADMI nahin ho! Tum aurat ho!

So he goes to grab a chappal but then he hands it to me! ME! I hand it to my sister and my sister handed it to my Mom. My Mom threw it back at ME! SO TAN - TAN -TAN! Sab ki izzat mere haath mein thi. But the freaking lizard tried to play hide and seek with me. Everytime I tried to kill it, it would run away. But then I trapped it and then it was dead. Hehe.

Now only if my father was not out of town for a few days, this would not have happened.

Oh and I didn't get to eat Cheeze - Its.

I made my brother pick the lizard up.

THE END! KHALLAS!

Originally posted by: zainab25

UM Hello! OK let me describe my crisis. IT WAS A CRISIS!

It was 3:00 am and as usual I was hungry, so I was heading downstairs to grab CHEEZE - ITS! Ha ha, I love Cheezits, but my personal favorite midnight snack is Maggies. Oh, how I miss Mahi. 😭 Anyways as I approaching the end of staircase, I saw something move and I knew it was a lizard. How big was this lizard?! Like, a wall lizard? I ran back up stairs and started yelling. 'MAAAAMAA, chipkali hai ghar mein. MAAAMA. MAAMA. MAAMA. MAAMA. CHIPKALI! CHILPKAI! CHIPKALI!' Till then my sister came running down from her room and my Mom thought I died. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! HAY BHAGWAN, MAIN LUT GAYI, BARBAD HO GAYI! So anyways our whole house was up and nobody dared to go into the formal dining room because that's where the monster was. My mom like, 'BESHARAM KAMEENA BACHCHE! MAARO ISS KO! ABHI! SIRF KU**A ke TARA KHADE HO! MAARO!' 🤣 YOUR MOM IS FRIGGIN' HOWLARIOUS! She sounds a lot like my mom, too. She is dead scared of lizards and that explains our phobia. I didn't want to kill it so I tell my brother who is 11 that if you don't kill the goddam creature, then tum ek AADMI nahin ho! Tum aurat ho!HHAHAHAHAHHA MARD BAN! BE A MAN! DO THE RIGHT THING... liken mard ko bhi dard hotha hai!

So he goes to grab a chappal but then he hands it to me! ME! HHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH ZAINU! You should have seen this comming. Haven't we already established, that you're Zain and not Zainu, and you're one of the boys? I guess even your family accepted that you're the man of the family. 😆I hand it to my sister and my sister handed it to my Mom. My Mom threw it back at ME! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. BICHARI ZAINU! SO TAN - TAN -TAN! Sab ki izzat mere haath mein thi. But the freaking lizard tried to play hide and seek with me. Everytime I tried to kill it, it would run away. But then I trapped it and then it was dead. Hehe.

Now only if my father was not out of town for a few days, this would not have happened.

Oh and I didn't get to eat Cheeze - Its.

I made my brother pick the lizard up.

THE END! KHALLAS!

Originally posted by: roxthefox

Kully, I read that thread on Kat, anad I believe I commented. It has to be the least repulsive Kat interview that I've read. I don't know what to think, though. She's in touch with the family but not the dad?

Originally posted by: -simi-

i watched like 5 mins of tuesday's epi and it was TOTAL puke induction! (as liz would call it)..... the "men" are unbarable to watch and i didnt even see rakhi yet... thank god!!! i just dont like the concept of it.. even though we dont know whether she'll marry the winner, its just really a s*** load of non-sense showing a 'reality' show of marriage 😕😕

Originally posted by: roxthefox

Ekta is the creative head of this 'reality' show.

Originally posted by: roxthefox

DUDES, IDEAS FOR THE 75TH CC?