INCOGNITO CRITICS #50! BASH EVERY1 WELCOME PG1 - Page 73

Noreen, what are you holding in your hand?

It's a protein shake.

Riggggght. I'm going to hand over the mic to Dhara.

LOLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ I CANT DECIDE WHO'S RED CARPET IS BETTER.

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As Ishan, Huma's ex lover who betrayed her for Neeta, was dragged into hell, she sat in the corner chanting prayers as the final judgment neared, 'buri balaa ko taal do, buri balaa ko taal do...' Whist praying heavily, gazes of Jay Sean's Earthly song, entitled 'Ride it' kept on flashing but she was bent on keeping the evil spirit away. Huma walked to the gates of the court, dressed in a lungi + pants +patloon+ dhoti.

God shrieked in horror, as if she had seen Shradha Nigam. "For My sake, this is more painful than watching KSG dance on Mai Laila Laila Chilaaonga Kurta Phaad ke!"

Huma batted her eyelashes. "God, if you recall, my fellow critics awarded me with the Runway award at the Critics Awards"

"My child, for this fashion crime, commonly referred to as parachute pants by creatures of Earth, I sentence you to spend 50 days in the gates of Hell." As God flips through Huma's book of deeds, she stumbles upon page 43.

"My child, I have witnessed you preaching my ways often." Pause.

"My child, who the hell do you think you are? Me? You will not be joining us. I damn."