INCOGNITO CRITICS #50! BASH EVERY1 WELCOME PG1 - Page 72

Whilst Sayeed was hovering in a UFO, amidst the rest of the critics, Ishan was manically flirting with Ramsha and Kully. "Excuse me Kully, do you like raisins?"... 'No'.. Replied Kully... "Then how about a date?" Ishan asked playfully. He was approached by Mithin Da, who winked at this casanova, and broke out into a pelvic thrust. Ishan thrusted his way to the gates of God's court.

God eyes down the handsome hunk while She speaks," My child, do you think you hold anything against myself? I'm God, for my sake! You think the every male up here deosn't release buckets of love excitement upon gazing into my dreamy eyes? Just last night I had a tete-a-tete with Paul Newman and Raj Kapoor."

"But God, is it my fault that I'm so handsome and charming that all the women of IC love me? Besides, my heart only belongs to Shilpa Anand!"

" My child, I have witnessed your affairs with countless women. Your casanova ways have left many women of IC heartbroken. I'm beginning to regret this whole free will thing. Thus, I have no option but to damn you. However, I will not damn you into the gates of Hell. I damn you to spend the entire eternity in a woman's body. Mr. Ishan Bharti, I hope you know how to give yourself a Brazilian wax"

OH MY GOD
HAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA POOR ISHAN

Well thank you Dhara, I am now standing here with a very famous member of Incognito Critics. His name is Ishan, and he's known for having a Casanova image.

Ishan, how true are these rumors?

Well you see, I'm a rare species on Incognito Critics. There are too many women, and too few men, and me being the best looking out of the three, the gals are always fighting over me. But my true love is Shilpa Anand.

Now Ishan we heard that Shilpa has broken up with her boyfriend, and that you both spent some time together, and this is the reason behind your sudden absence from Incognito Critics.

That is utter rubbish! Who was the sick minded, disgusting, low grade, carpet muncher, arse who wrote this junk?

It was Ankit.

Well it's absolutely true. Shilpa and I are married and I'm carrying her child.

Um, Ishan, but you're a male.

I'm aware of this fact also.

Well ahah *wipes sweat from forehead*' well we hope you enjoy the party, it is ---

Zainab, you're truly a bindaas critic, even if your outfit is absolutely horrendous. You have done a lot for this CC, and enjoy your night because…. Oh my god, my eyes are burning. Just leave now. Camera, over to Roxy.

"'"Why are aliens' messy tea-drinkers?" He asked back with a smirk.
"With flying saucers, it's hard not to spill it." And roared with laghter at his own joke."

🤣🤣🤣

LMFAO Mitsy, wait! There's a twist at the end :)

Ok folks, since we are going to have a fashion police after all, I have finally decided on my dress. I wore this to the red carpet and it shall remain my dress for the entirety of the bash!

Originally posted by: zainab25

Zainu, the devil, returned to the realm, after wreaking havoc on Earth. She had instigated Neha to cause harm to Sukriti Kandpal, after she was led to believe that the said actress had killed Jahluka. However, God stopped her from entering into the court: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 poor neha!

'Sonu, you're a big disappointment', and God bless her soul, she was really onto something."

"My child, Helen of Troy likes how it tickles. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 That is beside the point. I have witnessed you consulting to an imposter of mine. Someone who imitates thyself. My child, instead of consulting a psychiatrist, you had consulted an imposter." rox the imposter! 🤣🤣

"What do I need a psychiatrist for? I know I'm nuts" replied Sonu.

this is tru!

"My child, this does not excuse the fact that you mock me. I had sent you several signs through your dreams, in particular, one where you drown in blood, (u remembered?) but alas, you paid no heed to my plea. Accept me and worship my greatness or be prepared to be scarred by thousand flaming swords in the bowels of the omniverse post-haste postmortem. I believe you were led astray by an imposter; therefore, I forgive and bless."

i am forgiven/ no hell?😕

Brazilian wax...🤣 G-d has the life, a chat with Raj Kapoor and Paul Newman.

HAHAHAHAHA ISHAN!🤣 Why didn't God gave him Shilpa's body instead! Hahaha

Even though i am not replying, i am still up with you all so woohoo!

SOHA, NO. i am going to kill u. i cant say anything about that dress. it's so boring. 😕

Originally posted by: zainab25

God eyes down the handsome hunk while She speaks," My child, do you think you hold anything against myself? I'm God, for my sake! You think the every male up here deosn't release buckets of love excitement upon gazing into my dreamy eyes? Just last night I had a tete-a-tete with Paul Newman and Raj Kapoor."

I'm beginning to regret this whole free will thing. Thus, I have no option but to damn you. However, I will not damn you into the gates of Hell. I damn you to spend the entire eternity in a woman's body. Mr. Ishan Bharti, I hope you know how to give yourself a Brazilian wax"

🤣

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHA. WHERE'S RIYA? WHERE'S ISHAN HAHA! First, he gets pregnant, now brazillian wax? 😆🤣

"Excuse me Kully, do you like raisins?"... 'No'.. Replied Kully... "Then how about a date?" Ishan asked playfully. He was approached by Mithin Da, who winked at this casanova, and broke out into a pelvic thrust.

I damn you to spend the entire eternity in a woman's body. Mr. Ishan Bharti, I hope you know how to give yourself a Brazilian wax"

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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO