INCOGNITO CRITICS #50! BASH EVERY1 WELCOME PG1 - Page 75

Originally posted by: zainab25

Huma walked to the gates of the court, dressed in a lungi + pants +patloon+ dhoti.

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God shrieked in horror, as if she had seen Shradha Nigam. "For My sake, this is more painful than watching KSG dance on Mai Laila Laila Chilaaonga Kurta Phaad ke!" 🤣

"My child, I have witnessed you preaching my ways often." Pause.

"My child, who the hell do you think you are? Me? You will not be joining us. I damn."🤣

Originally posted by: zainab25

Miloni, Aisha and Ramsha begin to panic. 'My children, let it be known, any critic who worships the chemical king shall go to the bowels of omniverse commonly referred to as hell'... especially the ones that watch DMG. Why must it always be KSG versus God? KSG and I went golfing just a week ago. You would think with those 'roid made muscles; he'd outdrive me at least once. But you'd be foolish to do so. I bless. Yes you heard it, I bless you all. Now go on, enjoy the fruits of heaven. Sonam shall be joining you shortly."

Kully, on the other hand seemed excited to meet God.

'Hey God, nice to finally meet you. BTW, is God a nickname? Oh, and now to the real question, can you tell me more about Deepika? What is she like? What is she wearing at this moment, if anything? "

"Thanks for your interest in my ways. To answer your queries: God is not a nickname. It is my name. I battled for eighteen years with knowledge that I was My Father's son. I'm not going to get bent out of shape over a nickname. Deepika?? I let millions die every day, allow wars to be waged in My name and let millions upon millions upon millions more--most children--go to bed hungry and unloved every night. And you query about Deepka? You are a strange individual. We will study you more before we reach a decision." With that said, Kully was to spend the next 100 years in purgatory.

Originally posted by: -Neetz-

The trial session proceeded and the ever innocent Dhara skipped near God. She smiled innocently as she looked at her, and inquired "God is there any way I can contact you from Heaven? Like any mailing list? You see I would like to keep myself updated on KaSh, and whether they will be seen together again"

"My child, God does not have an email address. She still uses a pager. I know, I know. But she's old and stuck to Her ways."

Sugary Dharu got irritated and inquired once more, "God I asked you when I will see Shona again! You know what? If you're so Almighty and powerful, why couldn't you bring Shona back? After all, you did like Shona as well. I don't believe in your powers"

God eyed her in horror as she was surprised to see sugary Dhara turn into a salty Dhara and declared, "My Child, you not only have disrespected my authority, but you have also made me despise my own creature which is against my holy nature. You can hope for Shona in the deepest layer of hell. I damn you."

"My Child, I see that little children and old aunties feared you?"

She abruptly stops the humming and asserts vigorously, "In the world below yours, I was worshipped by your creatures as I had been served with powers and if anyone dared my supremacy or Bipasha, then I banned them for life."

Goddess was stunned to see a mere mortal speak to her in such an aggressive manner that she raised her voice significantly and declared "Go ahead my child. I see you are daring God Almighty's authority. Challenge the claim. I dare you. I dare you with eternal damnation in the bowels of the omniverse known as Hell. I double dog dare you."