INCOGNITO CRITICS #50! BASH EVERY1 WELCOME PG1 - Page 71

I edited it. Lo siento, and many apologies.

thx caro nd simz for posting my dress. i luv my dress. i feel like running around in it.

i sawed ur dreshes simz! vry purty!

huma - noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

no prob nimz! thx for liking my voice. i hope u kno i tried very hard at an accent.

Originally posted by: zainab25

"You know Caro, Rox once said something that really stuck with me. She said, 'Sonu, you're a big disappointment', and God bless her soul, she was really onto something."

She made her way into God's court." Yo God, what's with the beard? It makes you look like you've got something to hide."

"My child, Helen of Troy likes how it tickles. That is beside the point. I have witnessed you consulting to an imposter of mine. Someone who imitates thyself. My child, instead of consulting a psychiatrist, you had consulted an imposter."

"What do I need a psychiatrist for? I know I'm nuts" replied Sonu.

"My child, this does not excuse the fact that you mock me. I had sent you several signs through your dreams, in particular, one where you drown in blood, but alas, you paid no heed to my plea. Accept me and worship my greatness or be prepared to be scarred by thousand flaming swords in the bowels of the omniverse post-haste postmortem. I believe you were led astray by an imposter; therefore, I forgive and bless."

BEST. POST. EVER. POST MORTEM! SONU'S DREAM! AHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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SOnu u really had a dream that went like this??!!??

are u ABCD? or IBCD?

are u sonu or shonu?

Meanwhile, As Huma bit away her nails, and dreaded the final verdict from God, Sayeed, who was standing outside the court, tried to lighten up the atmosphere by cracking jokes. '"Why are aliens' messy tea-drinkers?" He asked back with a smirk.

"With flying saucers, it's hard not to spill it." And roared with laghter at his own joke.

While Sayeed was busy distracting other critics from the dread that awaited them, Mithun Da approached Sayeed, and pointed one long, slender finger towards God's court. "Sayeed go home". Sayeed entered the gates of trial with a pair of killer shades and an AK-347 to commemorate his Don-like image.

"My child, I have witnessed your stark obsession with aliens and the supernatural world. Yet, I have never seen you speak of God. Tell me then, my child, if aliens are the omniverse, and all knowing, why do they make crop circles?"

"Because they are corny" replied Sayeed.

"My child, you have devoted your life to finding aliens. They cannot find what doesn't exist. Except for these fake Martians. I damn you to spend the rest of the eternity, hovering in a spaceship."

Before Sayeed could react, he was whisked away to a UFO.

oopsy doopsy. Sone DONE.

btw, sonu i absolutely love ur dress. the colors r just muahhhhhhhhhhhh

BTW Zainu i loowe ur dress :D

LMFAO! Because they are corny! Flying saucers HAHAHA! Oh man, Sayeed is going to love the alien digs!

WHATT????????????

WHY WAS I SENT TO HELL??????

HUM KHUSH NAHI HUE! HUMKO LAGTA THA KI HUM GOD KE FAVORITE CHARACTER HAIN!"


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GENUIS STUFF!
I LIKEESSSSSS A LOTTTTTTTTT

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