INCOGNITO CRITICS #50! BASH EVERY1 WELCOME PG1 - Page 74

Ankit marches into the court, fuming with anger. "YOU BETTER HURRY THIS UP GOD. I HAVE A MANCHESTER UNITED MATCH TO WATCH"

"My child. I have come to know about your addiction with the luscious lips of Shilpa Anand and hence with the name 'luscious' itself '"

"CALL ME LUCIOUS ONE MORE TIME, AUR TERI MAAA KI (#$)#$()@4.. FLIPPIN' LOSER) # ($)@#($#) !"

God was startled. She stared back at him, aghast and shocked, "The last time someone blasphemed me like this, I let Hurricane Katrina happen. My child, you will be watching Ronaldo play in hell. I damn."

Noreen trembled as she reached her final destination. She had regretted not listening to God's earlier advice. Ramsha was content, as she believed that she would be travelling to Heaven. She knew that she never sawed DMG, while Miloni and Ash were busy planning out Sonam Kapoor's murder, so that she can join them in Heaven.

Norr fell to God's feet and begged for the Allmighty's forgiveness. "I PROMISE! I'LL NEVER WATCH DMG AGAIN"...

"My Child, you like the chemical king and DMG. No one should be laughing at this. You like DMG. That's a stain on humanity"

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'"Why are aliens' messy tea-drinkers?" He asked back with a smirk.

"With flying saucers, it's hard not to spill it." And roared with laghter at his own joke.

🤣 he always laughs at his own jokes. too funny.

"Sayeed go home". ET 😆😆😆 Sayeed entered the gates of trial with a pair of killer shades and an AK-347 to commemorate his Don-like image. 😲

Tell me then, my child, if aliens are the omniverse, and all knowing, why do they make crop circles?"

"Because they are corny" replied Sayeed. 🤣

"My child, you have devoted your life to finding aliens. They cannot find what doesn't exist. Except for these fake Martians. I damn you to spend the rest of the eternity, hovering in a spaceship." oh no! 🤣🤣

Before Sayeed could react, he was whisked away to a UFO.

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Whilst Sayeed was hovering in a UFO, amidst the rest of the critics, Ishan was manically flirting with Ramsha and Kully. "Excuse me Kully, do you like raisins?"... 'No'.. Replied Kully... "Then how about a date?"Ishan asked playfully. He was approached by Mithin Da, who winked at this casanova, and broke out into a pelvic thrust. Ishan thrusted his way to the gates of God's court.

🤣

You think the every male up here deosn't release buckets of love excitement upon gazing into my dreamy eyes? Just last night I had a tete-a-tete with Paul Newman and Raj Kapoor." 🤣🤣🤣

"But God, is it my fault that I'm so handsome and charming that all the women of IC love me? Besides, my heart only belongs to Shilpa Anand!" 🤣🤣

I damn you to spend the entire eternity in a woman's body. Mr. Ishan Bharti, I hope you know how to give yourself a Brazilian wax" poor ishan! 🤣

Miloni, Aisha and Ramsha begin to panic. 'My children, let it be known, any critic who worships the chemical king shall go to the bowels of omniverse commonly referred to as hell'... especially the ones that watch DMG. Why must it always be KSG versus God? KSG and I went golfing just a week ago. You would think with those 'roid made muscles; he'd outdrive me at least once. But you'd be foolish to do so. I bless. Yes you heard it, I bless you all. Now go on, enjoy the fruits of heaven. Sonam shall be joining you shortly."

Kully, on the other hand seemed excited to meet God.

'Hey God, nice to finally meet you. BTW, is God a nickname? Oh, and now to the real question, can you tell me more about Deepika? What is she like? What is she wearing at this moment, if anything? "

"Thanks for your interest in my ways. To answer your queries: God is not a nickname. It is my name. I battled for eighteen years with knowledge that I was My Father's son. I'm not going to get bent out of shape over a nickname. Deepika?? I let millions die every day, allow wars to be waged in My name and let millions upon millions upon millions more--most children--go to bed hungry and unloved every night. And you query about Deepka? You are a strange individual. We will study you more before we reach a decision." With that said, Kully was to spend the next 100 years in purgatory.