INCOGNITO CRITICS #50! BASH EVERY1 WELCOME PG1 - Page 44

Originally posted by: Kash4eternity

Dhara:

Roxy, I'm standing with one of our older critics, who's been very MIA lately. We're surprised she even came to the bash. Welcome, Sidra.

Sidra, tell us, what's the reason behind yoru sudden disappearance?

Well I've been taking acting classes.

We admire the effort, but when you know you're going to fail, why even try? Trying is the first step to failure. Can you tell us what you've been doing while you were absent?

I've been busy holding anti-dostana campaigns as well as working on my wig. This one is very worn out, so I have to kill a few critics tonight, cut their hair and paste it to my head.

Well all the best to you. Neeta has some facial and chest hair tht could be taken care of, if you know what I mean. Now, I see that you've gained a lot of weight since the last time I saw you. Why is that?

I've been eating a lot of tacos.

Is that a taco in your mouth right now?

Yes it is.

Ok, well we're going to let Sidra enjoy her tacos, in the meanwhile, who have you got there Roxy?

Originally posted by: Kash4eternity

Well all the best to you. Neeta has some facial and chest hair tht could be taken care of, if you know what I mean.

Originally posted by: stingray

Alright guys, on that note, I'm leaving. But I'll be back tomorrow. Have fun 😊 I have to wake up early, in about... less than 3 hours! 😲 So bye! Once again, Congratulations! I'm proud to be a member of this CC and lucky to have critter friends like you Peace!

I'm chatting with our masoom critic, Mahi, who doesn't look so masoom right now.

Tell us Mahi, are you getting married?

I'm too young to get married! Besides, I have to find a guy who matches my preferences!

And what's that?

He should know how to make Maggie noodles.

Mahi, I hate to tell you the truth at such a young age, but you're going to be single forever.

So you mean I'm gonna die single?

Well, no. You're going to drown in a tub full of Maggies. At least you will be with your loves when you die. But let's not talk about our horrible futures. You look lovely today. Can you tell us about this fine jewelry that you are wearing?

Well you see, I was given a choice to between Noreen and yourself, Roxy. Noreen wanted to be with me and Roxy wanted to adopt me. Noreen promised me that she would give me all the love in the world, and always take care of me, always look after me, and you promised to give me the family jewels. I made a choice that any sane human would make—I went for the family jewels.

Ata girl! Materialism zindabaad! Well, it was lovely speaking to you. Hey, look over there! It's a tray full of Maggie noodles!

WHERE?!

*Mahi looks away, while Rox takes off her necklace and puts it in her bag*

Over to you, D!