INCOGNITO CRITICS #50! BASH EVERY1 WELCOME PG1 - Page 42

Dhara

Ohhhhhhh kay. Well that was interesting. While Roxy recovers from the blood loss, I'm going to interview our next guest to walk up the red carpet. It's one of our newest critics. Hey Caro, how you doing?

Well I just came back from thakoofying.

Originally posted by: roxthefox

Wait! Dhara! ! Mayday! Mayday! I need your help. One of our critics, as she was waslking the red carpet, passed out! I need help! Code red, code red!

Oh my God Simi! Are you ok?

Shutup you fat pumpkin!

I think we should cut it over to Dhara...

Simi: how dare you? If I wz dere, you'd be finished by now.

Roxy: I think we need to call security.

Dharu: I think we need to call the SWAT team.

Simi: I think you need to call the DEV team. U kant toch me! I am protected in Iqbals fat. I destroy u wiv ma shoet pinky u horeebal purson.

Rox: Dharu, she likes fat. Get her a cheesecake. That'll calm her.

Simi: shrrup! I onlee eet BL's! I been thoosin on BL's ever sinz dat homewrecker Shahid Kapur stole my Riya from me. Im gunna get bak at her. U woch u just woch. Im gona bee in 3 way relayshunship with Saifeena.

Simi, why have you been in such a mess of state?

Errr day, dat Jahluka stand outside my window n force me to woch chaliya. But I onlee cum here 2 have raat ka nasha wid sukeerti. We half special bond of frandsheep.

*Simi starts beating the camera man*

We're so sorry guys! Let's all forget that incident, and act like it never happened.

*Rox calls up Ramu Kaka*

Ramu Kaka, make sure this story is in the headlines news tomorrow.

Originally posted by: Kash4eternity

Dhara

Ohhhhhhh kay. Well that was interesting. While Roxy recovers from the blood loss, I'm going to interview our next guest to walk up the red carpet. It's one of our newest critics. Hey Caro, how you doing?

Well I just came back from thakoofying.

Originally posted by: roxthefox

Wait! Dhara! ! Mayday! Mayday! I need your help. One of our critics, as she was waslking the red carpet, passed out! I need help! Code red, code red!

Oh my God Simi! Are you ok?

Shutup you fat pumpkin!

I think we should cut it over to Dhara...

Simi: how dare you? If I wz dere, you'd be finished by now.

Roxy: I think we need to call security.

Dharu: I think we need to call the SWAT team.

Simi: I think you need to call the DEV team. U kant toch me! I am protected in Iqbals fat. I destroy u wiv ma shoet pinky u horeebal purson.

Rox: Dharu, she likes fat. Get her a cheesecake. That'll calm her.

Simi: shrrup! I onlee eet BL's! I been thoosin on BL's ever sinz dat homewrecker Shahid Kapur stole my Riya from me. Im gunna get bak at her. U woch u just woch. Im gona bee in 3 way relayshunship with Saifeena.

Simi, why have you been in such a mess of state?

Errr day, dat Jahluka stand outside my window n force me to woch chaliya. But I onlee cum here 2 have raat ka nasha wid sukeerti. We half special bond of frandsheep.

*Simi starts beating the camera man*

We're so sorry guys! Let's all forget that incident, and act like it never happened.

*Rox calls up Ramu Kaka*

Ramu Kaka, make sure this story is in the headlines news tomorrow.

Originally posted by: Kash4eternity

Well I just came back from thakoofying.

Dhara, I'm now with one of Incognito Critics' most adorable members, Chandani:

Hello silly billis!

Chandani, as you know, there are some after party activities that are going to take place. I know that you're one of the team leaders for an activity, and I've heard the game has been rigged, and that you anad your team already have access to the answers and will win? How true are these rumours.

They are very much true.

So… what you're saying is, the game is rigged and you'll win regardless?

You got it. Besides, that's how I won jhalak.

Now, is it true that you're in a relationship with another critic?

Well, we did have a fling, but it was nothing more. My heart belongs to my love Billy, and I know that she's been trying to set her paws on Billy, but at the end of the day, he's mine.

So the rumours are true! Well Chandu, can you reveal the name of this alleged critic whom you had a fling with, and who is eyeing your current beau, so we can shame and ridicule them?

Yes, it's Sonia.